Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well if you ask me, I'd tell you yes im drooling.

well, thanks. My car has never caused drooling before.

Thank you for giving a snatch of your voice, no jokes please about your snatch! And quite a cultured voice it is, I could listen to you all night I am more used to you writing in what I assume is the local vernacular,

Thank you. I actually don't like to hear myself. Also, you don't want me talking about my snatch. well, damn, there goes friday's plan

So very happy to see your beautiful bouncing joyful post today.

I Would so love to chat again.

I now live between WI and SE Florida. We need to catch up.

Well hi. thank you. Wow, sounds like there has been some big changes in your life and we really do need to catch ip.

I won’t ask, and I won’t tell. I’ll remain a appreciative observer.

haha. I have always been more a fan of the show part than the tell part.

 

[chanticleer]

and nah, stare at my tits as long as you'd like. Happy to hear that you are enjoying it.

Ok then, will do! I think staring at your tits has become an obsession or addiction for me, but if you, the owner of said tits, are encouraging me to stare as much as I want, I can't say no to that! Hell, I'd consider staring at your tits as one of my hobbies.

 

[whenagain]

well happy wednesday. there does happy to be a little video. I even say a few words and everything. It is not at all impressive but eh whatever, it is whatever wednesday

https://www.***********/s/0uzr81rchf9ajyl/V_20200218_1837492.mp4?dl=0

Love it.
My favorite part of the audio was “byyye.”

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok then, will do! I think staring at your tits has become an obsession or addiction for me, but if you, the owner of said tits, are encouraging me to stare as much as I want, I can't say no to that! Hell, I'd consider staring at your tits as one of my hobbies.

staring at my tits a lot is the polite thing to do.

Love it.
My favorite part of the audio was “byyye.”

haha. I sound more bubbly than I write.

 

[Joxlrg]

I would be happy to talk to you about your snatch Justa
Just making things clear

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, I will ramble pointlessly about my day.

On the way in to work, in this tiny town of about 200, I was passed by a race car. Like little, roll cage, wing. I am not an expert, but I would guess Formula E. It was hauling ass too. I want a ride, and why is it in one of the most bumble fuck towns in one of the most bumblefuck counties. It was being driven by a shirtless white guy. That is all I could make out as fast.

Later on the highway, passed a pick up pulled over with a broken front axle and strut. Remembered when that happened to my Camaro. I drove it home in reverse, as it could keep the wheel aligned in reverse, but it would buckle forward (front axle, rear wheel drive car) that was a crazy drive. Only 1 road and only a mile, but a high traffic road, so yeah sitting at a light, facing the wrong direction, staring at the guy who was behind where I was going, but in front of my car. Ah memories.

At work, I had a drop by visitor. I think this coworker might be hitting on me but I am not sure. She is a new girl in our warehouse. Our warehouse is offsite, but they deliver hardware most days. On Monday, she wanted to buy me lunch some day and wanted to know my preferences. I agreed, my preferences are I am easy, though I would feel kind of bad as I make more than she does, so I should probably not let her buy. Then she stopped by today just to say hi. People do that all the time, we are a friendly group but I don’t know, it feels different than the normal friendly of my other coworkers. I think she might be hitting on me. Well, I guess time will tell.

I am wearing a butt plug this afternoon. It has been quite a while since I dug them out of my drawer. I should do it more often. I will also need to go grocery shopping this week, so I shall remember to bring one of my wearable vibrators back (both ended up at home as I wore them home different days.
Our cleaning girl keeps trying to talk me into a pedicure at her place of choice. I have actually never had one. I had a manicure once in 1996. She is a big fan because of excellent massages, and she finds herself too old to be painting her own toe nails. She also tells me she has her husband shave her vulvar area, same reason, to old for the balancing act. I don’t know, I have never had someone shave anything on me. Not sure if I could be that trusting. She also jokes about how when she was younger, she couldn’t understand people not wanting to work/being tired from work, but she gets it now. Here is the thing, I remember her just being a teen girl when I worked here. I asked her how old she was, and she is 28. Wow, already feeling old at 28. She will not be pleased with 40.
And my cube mates are watching chicks twerk on youtube.

So yeah, that was my day so far. I am wearing a butt plug at my desk, I think a coworker is hitting on me, another told me details about her husband’s interactions with her vagina again (he really doesn’t have much interaction with it in general, big pet peeve of hers is the lack of sex, and girl I get it), and the men are watching and laughing and discussing women’s asses on youtube. My workplace is really not normal, but I will keep it. I may not be able to share the impressive cultural activities like some, but it really is a pleasant environment.

Oh, Woody was back for lunch. I am trying a fake snake tomorrow.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I would be happy to talk to you about your snatch Justa
Just making things clear

excellent. um well it is rather wet. i was playing with it earlier, will likely do so again shortly. there is the current status of my snatch.

 

[Youneverknow81]

So, I will ramble pointlessly about my day.

On the way in to work, in this tiny town of about 200, I was passed by a race car. Like little, roll cage, wing. I am not an expert, but I would guess Formula E. It was hauling ass too. I want a ride, and why is it in one of the most bumble fuck towns in one of the most bumblefuck counties. It was being driven by a shirtless white guy. That is all I could make out as fast.

Later on the highway, passed a pick up pulled over with a broken front axle and strut. Remembered when that happened to my Camaro. I drove it home in reverse, as it could keep the wheel aligned in reverse, but it would buckle forward (front axle, rear wheel drive car) that was a crazy drive. Only 1 road and only a mile, but a high traffic road, so yeah sitting at a light, facing the wrong direction, staring at the guy who was behind where I was going, but in front of my car. Ah memories.

At work, I had a drop by visitor. I think this coworker might be hitting on me but I am not sure. She is a new girl in our warehouse. Our warehouse is offsite, but they deliver hardware most days. On Monday, she wanted to buy me lunch some day and wanted to know my preferences. I agreed, my preferences are I am easy, though I would feel kind of bad as I make more than she does, so I should probably not let her buy. Then she stopped by today just to say hi. People do that all the time, we are a friendly group but I don’t know, it feels different than the normal friendly of my other coworkers. I think she might be hitting on me. Well, I guess time will tell.

I am wearing a butt plug this afternoon. It has been quite a while since I dug them out of my drawer. I should do it more often. I will also need to go grocery shopping this week, so I shall remember to bring one of my wearable vibrators back (both ended up at home as I wore them home different days.
Our cleaning girl keeps trying to talk me into a pedicure at her place of choice. I have actually never had one. I had a manicure once in 1996. She is a big fan because of excellent massages, and she finds herself too old to be painting her own toe nails. She also tells me she has her husband shave her vulvar area, same reason, to old for the balancing act. I don’t know, I have never had someone shave anything on me. Not sure if I could be that trusting. She also jokes about how when she was younger, she couldn’t understand people not wanting to work/being tired from work, but she gets it now. Here is the thing, I remember her just being a teen girl when I worked here. I asked her how old she was, and she is 28. Wow, already feeling old at 28. She will not be pleased with 40.
And my cube mates are watching chicks twerk on youtube.

So yeah, that was my day so far. I am wearing a butt plug at my desk, I think a coworker is hitting on me, another told me details about her husband’s interactions with her vagina again (he really doesn’t have much interaction with it in general, big pet peeve of hers is the lack of sex, and girl I get it), and the men are watching and laughing and discussing women’s asses on youtube. My workplace is really not normal, but I will keep it. I may not be able to share the impressive cultural activities like some, but it really is a pleasant environment.

Oh, Woody was back for lunch. I am trying a fake snake tomorrow.

Ask her to sit on your desk, show her your drawer and plug, ask her to stand up. If there is a wet spot you win?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ask her to sit on your desk, show her your drawer and plug, ask her to stand up. If there is a wet spot you win?

hahaha. well, you never know, maybe I will try that.

 

[Youneverknow81]

hahaha. well, you never know, maybe I will try that.

I suppose if there are two wet spots you both win...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I suppose if there are two wet spots you both win...

I guess that is a very valid point.

 

[RjThoughts]

So, I will ramble pointlessly about my day.

On the way in to work, in this tiny town of about 200, I was passed by a race car. Like little, roll cage, wing. I am not an expert, but I would guess Formula E. It was hauling ass too. I want a ride, and why is it in one of the most bumble fuck towns in one of the most bumblefuck counties. It was being driven by a shirtless white guy. That is all I could make out as fast.

Later on the highway, passed a pick up pulled over with a broken front axle and strut. Remembered when that happened to my Camaro. I drove it home in reverse, as it could keep the wheel aligned in reverse, but it would buckle forward (front axle, rear wheel drive car) that was a crazy drive. Only 1 road and only a mile, but a high traffic road, so yeah sitting at a light, facing the wrong direction, staring at the guy who was behind where I was going, but in front of my car. Ah memories.

At work, I had a drop by visitor. I think this coworker might be hitting on me but I am not sure. She is a new girl in our warehouse. Our warehouse is offsite, but they deliver hardware most days. On Monday, she wanted to buy me lunch some day and wanted to know my preferences. I agreed, my preferences are I am easy, though I would feel kind of bad as I make more than she does, so I should probably not let her buy. Then she stopped by today just to say hi. People do that all the time, we are a friendly group but I don’t know, it feels different than the normal friendly of my other coworkers. I think she might be hitting on me. Well, I guess time will tell.

I am wearing a butt plug this afternoon. It has been quite a while since I dug them out of my drawer. I should do it more often. I will also need to go grocery shopping this week, so I shall remember to bring one of my wearable vibrators back (both ended up at home as I wore them home different days.
Our cleaning girl keeps trying to talk me into a pedicure at her place of choice. I have actually never had one. I had a manicure once in 1996. She is a big fan because of excellent massages, and she finds herself too old to be painting her own toe nails. She also tells me she has her husband shave her vulvar area, same reason, to old for the balancing act. I don’t know, I have never had someone shave anything on me. Not sure if I could be that trusting. She also jokes about how when she was younger, she couldn’t understand people not wanting to work/being tired from work, but she gets it now. Here is the thing, I remember her just being a teen girl when I worked here. I asked her how old she was, and she is 28. Wow, already feeling old at 28. She will not be pleased with 40.
And my cube mates are watching chicks twerk on youtube.

So yeah, that was my day so far. I am wearing a butt plug at my desk, I think a coworker is hitting on me, another told me details about her husband’s interactions with her vagina again (he really doesn’t have much interaction with it in general, big pet peeve of hers is the lack of sex, and girl I get it), and the men are watching and laughing and discussing women’s asses on youtube. My workplace is really not normal, but I will keep it. I may not be able to share the impressive cultural activities like some, but it really is a pleasant environment.

Oh, Woody was back for lunch. I am trying a fake snake tomorrow.

I thought only us men were clueless as to be being hit on

The shit we talk about at work is just like you do: shaving habits, sex, and mani/pedis.

And I have my headphones on, because they're making me keep my door open today. It appears that someone thinks I'm stealing trade secrets LOL

 

[clark_kent]

well happy wednesday. there does happy to be a little video. I even say a few words and everything. It is not at all impressive but eh whatever, it is whatever wednesday

https://www.***********/s/0uzr81rchf9ajyl/V_20200218_1837492.mp4?dl=0

I love Video Vednesday!

 

[HonorableRogue]

I love Video Vednesday!

You left out the...

Ah...ah...ah...

For the full Count effect.

Cheers

 

[clark_kent]

I really want to work at your office. Far more interesting than mine.
You have to like a woman who keeps a butt plug handy just in case.
I can’t to hear about how lunch goes. You should pay - if she’s hitting on you then that may encourage her to give you a special thank you. Then you’ll know.
I’m nominating you for employee of the year even though we still have 10.5 months to go.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I thought only us men were clueless as to be being hit on

The shit we talk about at work is just like you do: shaving habits, sex, and mani/pedis.

And I have my headphones on, because they're making me keep my door open today. It appears that someone thinks I'm stealing trade secrets LOL

haha. lots of mani/pedi talk I bet.

I can be kind of clueless too. Usually people I already filed in a category. too young, friend zone, higher league. once I have done that, I basically figure it out when their tongue is in my mouth or something.

maybe they just want to see more of you. that is what they told me.

I love Video Vednesday!

haha. don't get attached.

 

[Todger65]

well happy wednesday. there does happy to be a little video. I even say a few words and everything. It is not at all impressive but eh whatever, it is whatever wednesday

https://www.***********/s/0uzr81rchf9ajyl/V_20200218_1837492.mp4?dl=0

Nice parking lot titties. just a little risky.

 

[RjThoughts]

haha. lots of mani/pedi talk I bet.

I can be kind of clueless too. Usually people I already filed in a category. too young, friend zone, higher league. once I have done that, I basically figure it out when their tongue is in my mouth or something.

maybe they just want to see more of you. that is what they told me.



haha. don't get attached.

Loads of mani/pedi talk, along with food.

See me more, LOL. Some probably think I'm hiding chocolate, which I am not. For once.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Nice parking lot titties. just a little risky.

it was fun.

Loads of mani/pedi talk, along with food.

See me more, LOL. Some probably think I'm hiding chocolate, which I am not. For once.

so what kind of manis are all the rage.

and why aren't you hiding chocolate.

 

[RjThoughts]

so what kind of manis are all the rage.

and why aren't you hiding chocolate.

I half listen to the conversations. My wife gets acrylics, so she can look girlie in her nerddom. The women here don't do anything pretentious either. French tips on keyboards, not usually a good thing.

Why not? None to hide LOL

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well I am about to head out I thought I would share a couple funny gifs that made me laugh today.



http://i.imgur.com/x4hOCOdm.gif

http://i.imgur.com/EGO6aOFm.gif

http://i.imgur.com/aonQwX1m.gif

and damn, maybe I am not heading out.

why must people im me urgently after 5. just got number 3. then they answer back slow. sigh.

 

[RjThoughts]

well I am about to head out I thought I would share a couple funny gifs that made me laugh today.



http://i.imgur.com/x4hOCOdm.gif

http://i.imgur.com/EGO6aOFm.gif

http://i.imgur.com/aonQwX1m.gif

and damn, maybe I am not heading out.

why must people im me urgently after 5. just got number 3. then they answer back slow. sigh.

Which is why I answer only the important ones: Wife, son, doctors, and the Girl Scout mom who has my cookies.

 

[Todger65]

Cracking gifs. Well spotted.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Which is why I answer only the important ones: Wife, son, doctors, and the Girl Scout mom who has my cookies.

Lol. I need to learn that.

Cracking gifs. Well spotted.

I am amused by simple things, especially if the involve questionable content

 

[Mutau]

I guess that is a very valid point.

What the heck. Invite both ladies in and see what develops.