TANSTAAFL58
Working the wood
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well happy wednesday. there does happy to be a little video. I even say a few words and everything. It is not at all impressive but eh whatever, it is whatever wednesday
https://www.***********/s/0uzr81rchf9ajyl/V_20200218_1837492.mp4?dl=0
Nice. How fast can you get the girls under wraps if necessary?
Well I would recommend back lot rather than front lot. it isn't as busy.
Ah, back lots. The memories come drifting back.
So, I will ramble pointlessly about my day.
On the way in to work, in this tiny town of about 200, I was passed by a race car. Like little, roll cage, wing. I am not an expert, but I would guess Formula E. It was hauling ass too. I want a ride, and why is it in one of the most bumble fuck towns in one of the most bumblefuck counties. It was being driven by a shirtless white guy. That is all I could make out as fast.
Later on the highway, passed a pick up pulled over with a broken front axle and strut. Remembered when that happened to my Camaro. I drove it home in reverse, as it could keep the wheel aligned in reverse, but it would buckle forward (front axle, rear wheel drive car) that was a crazy drive. Only 1 road and only a mile, but a high traffic road, so yeah sitting at a light, facing the wrong direction, staring at the guy who was behind where I was going, but in front of my car. Ah memories.
At work, I had a drop by visitor. I think this coworker might be hitting on me but I am not sure. She is a new girl in our warehouse. Our warehouse is offsite, but they deliver hardware most days. On Monday, she wanted to buy me lunch some day and wanted to know my preferences. I agreed, my preferences are I am easy, though I would feel kind of bad as I make more than she does, so I should probably not let her buy. Then she stopped by today just to say hi. People do that all the time, we are a friendly group but I don’t know, it feels different than the normal friendly of my other coworkers. I think she might be hitting on me. Well, I guess time will tell.
I am wearing a butt plug this afternoon. It has been quite a while since I dug them out of my drawer. I should do it more often. I will also need to go grocery shopping this week, so I shall remember to bring one of my wearable vibrators back (both ended up at home as I wore them home different days.
Our cleaning girl keeps trying to talk me into a pedicure at her place of choice. I have actually never had one. I had a manicure once in 1996. She is a big fan because of excellent massages, and she finds herself too old to be painting her own toe nails. She also tells me she has her husband shave her vulvar area, same reason, to old for the balancing act. I don’t know, I have never had someone shave anything on me. Not sure if I could be that trusting. She also jokes about how when she was younger, she couldn’t understand people not wanting to work/being tired from work, but she gets it now. Here is the thing, I remember her just being a teen girl when I worked here. I asked her how old she was, and she is 28. Wow, already feeling old at 28. She will not be pleased with 40.
And my cube mates are watching chicks twerk on youtube.
So yeah, that was my day so far. I am wearing a butt plug at my desk, I think a coworker is hitting on me, another told me details about her husband’s interactions with her vagina again (he really doesn’t have much interaction with it in general, big pet peeve of hers is the lack of sex, and girl I get it), and the men are watching and laughing and discussing women’s asses on youtube. My workplace is really not normal, but I will keep it. I may not be able to share the impressive cultural activities like some, but it really is a pleasant environment.
Oh, Woody was back for lunch. I am trying a fake snake tomorrow.
you day was way more fun than mine:
No race cars on the road to work
No roadside problems
No one offered to buy me lunch (I had cafeteria pizza)
No hot babe hit on me
No old chick (28!) dropped by to discuss shaving her nether regions.
I DID have a youngling while about not getting a raise because she didn't complete the certification that is the only requirement.
Okay, I did have a few minutes to check out Lit at lunch but no time to comment, Your video helped.
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When I was a young engineer I got a lot of crap work assignments. One was pest control. The plant was on a Lake Eerie, so gulls, crows, ravens, pigeons and owls liked to roost and nest in the nice, warm motor rooms. Their crap damaged the switchgear and was highly unsanitary.
Long story short: the only thing that works is lead poisoning. Yep, you hafta shoot 'em or live with 'em. Fake snakes, fake predators (that's how we found out about the owls), feral cats, ultrasonics, talk radio, chemicals that burn their feet, spiked mats on the horizontal surfaces were all suggested, tried and failed.
Unfortunately, like the gulls and owls, I suspect the woodpeckers are protected.
Good luck.

