Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You naked on a bed. Laying on your side with your back arched so one boob is on the bed and the other supported by your chest. One leg flat ont the bed and the other opened up just enough for a killer view.
Dream of mine
Thank You

send me a visual example and I will see what I can do

If you don’t win a littie for this thread, I’m rioting.... I might do that anyway but you’d give me a good excuse...

You do realise a whole bunch of lit women will be trying out the pec/boob dancing...

haha. Well, I am shooting for the Funniest Female but there are a lot of funny chicks out there. Really, I am waiting for a titty talent competition. I have titty lifting, titty music, and titty magic (they can make a lot of things disappear). My vajayjay talent search isn't going quite as well. My ventriloquist act didn't really work, and ping pong balls didn't really shoot as much as strolled. I think I have a major technique flaw that I have isolated with both, so I will try again. If that doesn't work, I am going to try vagina weight lifting and see how that goes. I mean, aren't we all curious if we can lift fruit with our vagina lol.

http://i.imgur.com/55ZKgZTm.png

Though, seriously, the pec flex isn't hard so I am sure many can. Just because we see only fit or muscular women with little titties or implants doing it doesn't mean we can't, it is just way more humorous on big vertically challenged boobs rather than a show of fitness lol.

completely different implications on a chick like this

http://i.imgur.com/G3Qepro.gif

Let’s work on it. We’ll be rich. I can see it now. A bunch of horny guys walking around Target with their phones continually scanning women up and down the aisles. I guess it’s better than me going up and down the aisles and saying, “Excuse me, I notice you’re wearing yoga pants and you look bored and horny. Do you wanna go somewhere and fuck?”

haha. actually I'd rather see the later. I'll make popcorn

Haha yes. Quite so, more than I'd say openly.

well maybe we can have a who is the bigger perv contest

I thought that the usb hub may have been the random item from Amazon, I mean come on who in their right mind sat down one day in a design office and thought “ah I know let’s design a 4 port usb hub that looks like a sex toy or a dog chew”?

If you ever thought there were some serious fucked up minds in this world then that is a prime example of where these guys are working.

Nice use for the plexi glass by the way, just be sure that there aren’t any Arab men around as they have some seriously messed up ideas about glass coffee tables and all that shit.......... now that is fucked up minds.

On the subject of what to do next, I don’t think there is a man alive who wouldn’t agree that you have the finest example of a pair of titties that anyone could ever wish to see and however you choose to show them off to the world is just a bonus for all of mankind

there is a market for everything.

and apparently I am out of touch on tables and just confused.

well thank you, you are too kind, but thank you

If my names is Plexi Glass I was absolutely wondering.

Those are anal beads for the new sex robots. You insert them to download your performance feedback.

haha. but if they are pressed up against you, you cant really see.

sex robots get anal beads for themselves. well aren't we nice.

 

[EctoJohn]

I wish I could get those outside my window here at home.
It'd be a better view than what's actually there.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I wish I could get those outside my window here at home.
It'd be a better view than what's actually there.

Isn't lurking outside someone's window considered creepy?

 

[LizVegas79]

Isn't lurking outside someone's window considered creepy?

It depends on whether they're fully dressed or not

I believe smart business casual is still acceptable.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It depends on whether they're fully dressed or not

I believe smart business casual is still acceptable.

Well fuck, that means I have to wear heels, I am out. Or is something in a dress loafer ok?

 

[LizVegas79]

Well fuck, that means I have to wear heels, I am out. Or is something in a dress loafer ok?

I'm not even sure what a dress loafer is! lol

Yeah, heels for women. No flip-flops or sneaks for men (work boots okay though )

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm not even sure what a dress loafer is! lol

Yeah, heels for women. No flip-flops or sneaks for men (work boots okay though )

Haha. Yeah, I don't know if I can properly stalk and window lurk in heels. Hum, are work boots acceptable if I wear a strap on? Not a huge fan of strap ons, but it would be worth it.

 

[clark_kent]

Haha. Yeah, I don't know if I can properly stalk and window lurk in heels. Hum, are work boots acceptable if I wear a strap on? Not a huge fan of strap ons, but it would be worth it.

I think that anything goes when it comes to stalking, doesn’t it? I mean if someone is stalking me, then I would hope they have the decency to at least be a little pervy. I may not want to bend over for the strap on, but the effort would be appreciated.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think that anything goes when it comes to stalking, doesn’t it? I mean if someone is stalking me, then I would hope they have the decency to at least be a little pervy. I may not want to bend over for the strap on, but the effort would be appreciated.

Ya know, Florida woman usually gets off with minor crimes committed while nude, but nude with a strap on is uncharted territory I think.

 

[clark_kent]

Ya know, Florida woman usually gets off with minor crimes committed while nude, but nude with a strap on is uncharted territory I think.

I think they’d let you off with a warning. Apparently You just need to flash your tits for that to happen. Or maybe get a glow in the dark strap on and tell them it’s a flashlight and you were just looking for your keys.

 

[HotChef1970]

Isn't lurking outside someone's window considered creepy?

I’m sure you wouldn’t be lurking outside my window for long enough before I dragged you inside with me

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think they’d let you off with a warning. Apparently You just need to flash your tits for that to happen. Or maybe get a glow in the dark strap on and tell them it’s a flashlight and you were just looking for your keys.

Well naked men calling it their flashlight, well let's say it didn't fly

I’m sure you wouldn’t be lurking outside my window for long enough before I dragged you inside with me

Even with my oh so sexy work boots and strap on?

 

[HotChef1970]

Well naked men calling it their flashlight, well let's say it didn't fly



Even with my oh so sexy work boots and strap on?

They wouldn’t stay on for long

 

[clark_kent]

Well naked men calling it their flashlight, well let's say it didn't fly

The key is to make it glow in the dark

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

They wouldn’t stay on for long

Well that is good. I only wear strap ons for comedic value.

The key is to make it glow in the dark

And amazon has a glow in the dark strap on. Oh amazon, you never disappoint.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well Happy Wednesday.

I have mentioned before that I order a lot from Amazon. Well, sometimes they send tokens of their appreciation. Awesome, I like presents. This week, I received a random sheet of plexiglass. Now, originally I was not sure what to think of this token. It was almost as poor a choice as the random spark plug for a foreign car, but then I am all "well what can I use this plexiglass for"

Alas today is window wednesday. Ever wonder what my tits or ass would look like pressed against a window? wonder no more.

http://i.imgur.com/TgSiKlnm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WmNQTfsm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Xiu6n2mm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/6BHFzOfm.jpg

if you enjoyed this display of randomness, you can thank Jeffy for his present

speaking of amazon, any guesses as to what this is?

http://i.imgur.com/rLssEtKm.jpg

if you are a perv, your guess was likely incorrect

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LDKRP0I?th=1

You're welcome

Only you could turn a piece of (free) Plexiglas into a sexual object. Well done.

Oh, could teh music be "One Less Bell to Answer" By the Fifth Dimension?

 

[draconus_infernus]

So you have isolated my wicked plan.

Your nefarious scheme, much like your tits, is hard to miss.

 

[clark_kent]

And amazon has a glow in the dark strap on. Oh amazon, you never disappoint.

Put it on your wish list

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Only you could turn a piece of (free) Plexiglas into a sexual object. Well done.

Oh, could teh music be "One Less Bell to Answer" By the Fifth Dimension?

Well, I spent years developing to my full pervy potential in order to master the skill of being able to put a sexual twist on everything.

And no, it has nothing to do with bells, just something I know will come up here sooner or later.

Your nefarious scheme, much like your tits, is hard to miss.

Damn, foiled again. Maybe next time I will try writing with bouncing so people will need to focus closely in order to attempt to decode the message. And then....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Put it on your wish list

Oh you know it. Right there with penis straws (so I am always sucking a dick)

 

[clark_kent]

Oh you know it. Right there with penis straws (so I am always sucking a dick)

Christmas can’t cum soon enough. I clearly need to do a deeper Amazon dive and find some vagina glassware or vibrating underwear.

 

[MarkBi34]

After a busy day it’s nice to be able to sit back and enjoy images of titties. I’m way too brain fried to figure out any tunes, though. The bouncing boobies are liable to hypnotize me if I stare for too long.

I’ve said it once and I will say it again. God I love your body, personality, and insane breasts!

 

[TorontoShane]

well maybe we can have a who is the bigger perv contest

Certainly a lovely idea.

 

[jc1213]

Well Happy Wednesday.

I have mentioned before that I order a lot from Amazon. Well, sometimes they send tokens of their appreciation. Awesome, I like presents. This week, I received a random sheet of plexiglass. Now, originally I was not sure what to think of this token. It was almost as poor a choice as the random spark plug for a foreign car, but then I am all "well what can I use this plexiglass for"

Alas today is window wednesday. Ever wonder what my tits or ass would look like pressed against a window? wonder no more.

http://i.imgur.com/TgSiKlnm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WmNQTfsm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Xiu6n2mm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/6BHFzOfm.jpg

if you enjoyed this display of randomness, you can thank Jeffy for his present

speaking of amazon, any guesses as to what this is?

http://i.imgur.com/rLssEtKm.jpg

if you are a perv, your guess was likely incorrect

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LDKRP0I?th=1

You're welcome

Well, after a crappy day at work to come home and see your gorgeous boobs and buns pressed against the glass, you have started my evening off wonderfully! Thank you

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Christmas can’t cum soon enough. I clearly need to do a deeper Amazon dive and find some vagina glassware or vibrating underwear.

oh amazon is a wealth of fun

I’ve said it once and I will say it again. God I love your body, personality, and insane breasts!

thank you. insane breasts and insane personality are often a fun pairing.

Certainly a lovely idea.

hehe. just be ok with possibly getting your ass kicked by a girl

Well, after a crappy day at work to come home and see your gorgeous boobs and buns pressed against the glass, you have started my evening off wonderfully! Thank you

I am sorry you day was shitty. I am glad window wednesday made it suck a little less