HppyMarriedMan
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Three times the fun.
Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.
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Three times the fun.
TANSTAAFL58
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Okay, just time for a quickie before I turn in. I love Tuesdays!
My guess is "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC
I'm thinking Stairway to Heaven!!
HotChef1970
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You could get a lot of things lost in there, I’d certainly love to be lost in between those 2 for sure
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I'm thinking you shook me all night long by AC/DC. Or maybe it should be you shook "them" all night long? I would love to shake them and you all night and day!
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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So you have isolated my wicked plan.
that is what tuesdays are all about
Quickies are so underrated. And no, but now is in the list
nope, but I like the guess
you'rw telling me. many days taking of my bra is like "oh that is where all those things went"
I'm thinking you shook me all night long by AC/DC. Or maybe it should be you shook "them" all night long? I would love to shake them and you all night and day!
oh those are good choices for the future performances too
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Well Happy Wednesday.
I have mentioned before that I order a lot from Amazon. Well, sometimes they send tokens of their appreciation. Awesome, I like presents. This week, I received a random sheet of plexiglass. Now, originally I was not sure what to think of this token. It was almost as poor a choice as the random spark plug for a foreign car, but then I am all "well what can I use this plexiglass for"
Alas today is window wednesday. Ever wonder what my tits or ass would look like pressed against a window? wonder no more.
http://i.imgur.com/TgSiKlnm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WmNQTfsm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Xiu6n2mm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6BHFzOfm.jpg
if you enjoyed this display of randomness, you can thank Jeffy for his present
speaking of amazon, any guesses as to what this is?
http://i.imgur.com/rLssEtKm.jpg
if you are a perv, your guess was likely incorrect
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LDKRP0I?th=1
You're welcome
I have mentioned before that I order a lot from Amazon. Well, sometimes they send tokens of their appreciation. Awesome, I like presents. This week, I received a random sheet of plexiglass. Now, originally I was not sure what to think of this token. It was almost as poor a choice as the random spark plug for a foreign car, but then I am all "well what can I use this plexiglass for"
Alas today is window wednesday. Ever wonder what my tits or ass would look like pressed against a window? wonder no more.
http://i.imgur.com/TgSiKlnm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WmNQTfsm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Xiu6n2mm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6BHFzOfm.jpg
if you enjoyed this display of randomness, you can thank Jeffy for his present
speaking of amazon, any guesses as to what this is?
http://i.imgur.com/rLssEtKm.jpg
if you are a perv, your guess was likely incorrect
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LDKRP0I?th=1
You're welcome
clark_kent
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Well Happy Wednesday.
I have mentioned before that I order a lot from Amazon. Well, sometimes they send tokens of their appreciation. Awesome, I like presents. This week, I received a random sheet of plexiglass. Now, originally I was not sure what to think of this token. It was almost as poor a choice as the random spark plug for a foreign car, but then I am all "well what can I use this plexiglass for"
Alas today is window wednesday. Ever wonder what my tits or ass would look like pressed against a window? wonder no more.
http://i.imgur.com/TgSiKlnm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WmNQTfsm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Xiu6n2mm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6BHFzOfm.jpg
if you enjoyed this display of randomness, you can thank Jeffy for his present
speaking of amazon, any guesses as to what this is?
http://i.imgur.com/rLssEtKm.jpg
if you are a perv, your guess was likely incorrect
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LDKRP0I?th=1
You're welcome
Why don’t I ever get free plexiglass from Amazon? But I’m thinking if you were all soapy that it could be a great way to wash windows. Or I could bring my car by for a classic titty car wash.
I was going to guess a dog chew toy (I saw one at Target that looked similar to the hub). I guess it has the practical application of plugging in devices and several back-up options if you are horny and nobody else is around or your dog wants to play.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Well, I am a serious customer. If I go a few days without an order, the amzl guys will do a wellness check.
and apparently I am pervier than you. good to know.
clark_kent
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Hahaha. In fairness, you provided a hint that it wasn’t for a pervy purpose. When I saw the (very attractive) woman at Target with the dog toy, I was tempted to say something. It could have gone very well or very bad. Since Target is close to where I live, I thought discretion was most likely the better choice in this instance.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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haha. Well was she looking bored walking around in yoga pants is the question.
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Well Happy Wednesday.
I have mentioned before that I order a lot from Amazon. Well, sometimes they send tokens of their appreciation. Awesome, I like presents. This week, I received a random sheet of plexiglass. Now, originally I was not sure what to think of this token. It was almost as poor a choice as the random spark plug for a foreign car, but then I am all "well what can I use this plexiglass for"
Alas today is window wednesday. Ever wonder what my tits or ass would look like pressed against a window? wonder no more.
http://i.imgur.com/TgSiKlnm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WmNQTfsm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Xiu6n2mm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6BHFzOfm.jpg
if you enjoyed this display of randomness, you can thank Jeffy for his present
speaking of amazon, any guesses as to what this is?
http://i.imgur.com/rLssEtKm.jpg
if you are a perv, your guess was likely incorrect
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LDKRP0I?th=1
You're welcome
Fun pics. And my guess was indeed incorrect. Darn.
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clark_kent
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No yoga pants and I saw her at the checkout so I couldn’t determine level of boredom. I may need you to come to Target with me to help refine my search skills. I wish Google had search engine to find the bored women in yoga pants for me in Target.
scotluvsoral
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Well Happy Wednesday.
I have mentioned before that I order a lot from Amazon. Well, sometimes they send tokens of their appreciation. Awesome, I like presents. This week, I received a random sheet of plexiglass. Now, originally I was not sure what to think of this token. It was almost as poor a choice as the random spark plug for a foreign car, but then I am all "well what can I use this plexiglass for"
Alas today is window wednesday. Ever wonder what my tits or ass would look like pressed against a window? wonder no more.
http://i.imgur.com/TgSiKlnm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WmNQTfsm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Xiu6n2mm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6BHFzOfm.jpg
if you enjoyed this display of randomness, you can thank Jeffy for his present
speaking of amazon, any guesses as to what this is?
http://i.imgur.com/rLssEtKm.jpg
if you are a perv, your guess was likely incorrect
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LDKRP0I?th=1
You're welcome
As re evidenced by these pictures!!!
ohverbatum7
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Pleased to see you use your seat belt, but a hard breaking is likely to sever the left tit.
Todger65
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Squashed tits and arse, what else did they send it to you for. Hadn’t you thought that the guy who picked that for you, is probably a litster and had an idea what you would use it for. 
Dual purpose anal beads, just remember to unplug it from a power source before inserting it.
Dual purpose anal beads, just remember to unplug it from a power source before inserting it.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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thanks, and well apparently you are a perv like me.
There is nothing typical about your lovely breasts, Justa!!
thanks. the pictures are very typical though. I am running out of things to do with my boobs. sigh
maybe someone should design an app to analyze body language and facial expressions to determine if a woman is either A) turned on or B) Bored an looking for something or someone to do. I am sure there are many applications on computers utilizing Paul Ekman's microexpression research but not sure if anyone has made a phone based application yet. Also, the whole cost thing. Like Noldus is prohibitively expensive. Though there are websites using similar technology that will analyze a short video clip or photograph for a couple bucks. It might just be easier to learn to recognize these things for oneself.
As re evidenced by these pictures!!!
lol. ok, yes my tits aren't quite typical, but my pictures are. I need new boob ideas
lol, well luckily that has never happened in the history of motor vehicles. implant rupture, sure. lipid cysts from trauma, sure, and even dystrophic calcifications due to fat necrosis caused by the trauma, but never has a seat belt severed a boob.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Squashed tits and arse, what else did they send it to you for. Hadn’t you thought that the guy who picked that for you, is probably a litster and had an idea what you would use it for.
Dual purpose anal beads, just remember to unplug it from a power source before inserting it.
um dear amazon warehouse litster, more adult toys and lingerie please.
and lol, I am not feeling the usb slots. I prefer my insertable items to have less severe crevasses
Very nice plexiglass pictures and your wearing Mom panties as well thank you
thank you. At least I found a use for the plexiglass.
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AlliaPotestas
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If you don’t win a littie for this thread, I’m rioting.... I might do that anyway but you’d give me a good excuse...
You do realise a whole bunch of lit women will be trying out the pec/boob dancing...
You do realise a whole bunch of lit women will be trying out the pec/boob dancing...
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Let’s work on it. We’ll be rich. I can see it now. A bunch of horny guys walking around Target with their phones continually scanning women up and down the aisles. I guess it’s better than me going up and down the aisles and saying, “Excuse me, I notice you’re wearing yoga pants and you look bored and horny. Do you wanna go somewhere and fuck?”
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Haha yes. Quite so, more than I'd say openly.
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I thought that the usb hub may have been the random item from Amazon, I mean come on who in their right mind sat down one day in a design office and thought “ah I know let’s design a 4 port usb hub that looks like a sex toy or a dog chew”?Well Happy Wednesday.
I have mentioned before that I order a lot from Amazon. Well, sometimes they send tokens of their appreciation. Awesome, I like presents. This week, I received a random sheet of plexiglass. Now, originally I was not sure what to think of this token. It was almost as poor a choice as the random spark plug for a foreign car, but then I am all "well what can I use this plexiglass for"
Alas today is window wednesday. Ever wonder what my tits or ass would look like pressed against a window? wonder no more.
http://i.imgur.com/TgSiKlnm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WmNQTfsm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Xiu6n2mm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6BHFzOfm.jpg
if you enjoyed this display of randomness, you can thank Jeffy for his present
speaking of amazon, any guesses as to what this is?
http://i.imgur.com/rLssEtKm.jpg
if you are a perv, your guess was likely incorrect
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LDKRP0I?th=1
You're welcome
If you ever thought there were some serious fucked up minds in this world then that is a prime example of where these guys are working.
Nice use for the plexi glass by the way, just be sure that there aren’t any Arab men around as they have some seriously messed up ideas about glass coffee tables and all that shit.......... now that is fucked up minds.
On the subject of what to do next, I don’t think there is a man alive who wouldn’t agree that you have the finest example of a pair of titties that anyone could ever wish to see and however you choose to show them off to the world is just a bonus for all of mankind
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If my names is Plexi Glass I was absolutely wondering.Well Happy Wednesday.
Alas today is window wednesday. Ever wonder what my tits or ass would look like pressed against a window? wonder no more.
http://i.imgur.com/TgSiKlnm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WmNQTfsm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Xiu6n2mm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6BHFzOfm.jpg
if you enjoyed this display of randomness, you can thank Jeffy for his present
speaking of amazon, any guesses as to what this is?
http://i.imgur.com/rLssEtKm.jpg
if you are a perv, your guess was likely incorrect
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LDKRP0I?th=1
You're welcome
Those are anal beads for the new sex robots. You insert them to download your performance feedback.
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