What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

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As nice as it is to be on a getaway, it is so nice being back too... I just love my home and it’s beautiful surroundings... such plush greenery and foliage...in a big city but tucked away in a little peaceful quiet place...🌸
 
As nice as it is to be on a getaway, it is so nice being back too... I just love my home and it’s beautiful surroundings... such plush greenery and foliage...in a big city but tucked away in a little peaceful quiet place...🌸

It's nice to see you back in the threads.
 
If I have any more coffee, I might be able to levitate.

**pours another cup** :D
 
This documentary on Netflix about Flu Epidemics and Anti-Vax is cringeworthy. Listening to her tell her kids that if the law passes requiring vaccines, they wont be able to play sports any longer, is really tough to watch.
 
When you live in the middle of Chiefs fan territory but you don’t give a shit about football, it kinda sucks lol


There were fireworks going off at 2am this morning 😳
Why? Just why?

part of the rain dance seeking to break a 50-year drought. i’m confident you’ll survive. ;)
 
*laughs*

Ah yes. Recovering alcoholics. The only people on earth who get a celebration for acting like normal human beings.

<wait, I’ve got more>

Directions to AA: Just go straight to hell and make a u-turn.

An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding.

What does linoleum and an Al-Anon have in common? Lay them right at the beginning and you can walk on them for years.

If an alcoholic speaks in the woods, and there’s no one there to hear them, are they still lying?

What did the co-dependent say after sex? It was good for you. Was it good for me?

😂😂😂

*all jokes posted were meant in good fun*

Glad I made you laugh. Finally someone gets my humor. And I am not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings or some shit like that.
 
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