What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

[Miles Long]

Chores would be so much cooler if someone else did them all.

 

[LikeableMe]

Wondering if someone is okay

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Yeah. I’m still here.

/truth

 

[BadAmy]

I really do have a clue.
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[LurkingPhoenix]

I really do have a clue.

If you have any extras laying around, I could sure use one. I've been clue-deficient for about 4 decades...

 

[BadAmy]

If you have any extras laying around, I could sure use one. I've been clue-deficient for about 4 decades...

I'm like a broken down prison where the inmates have taken over....
-fresh out-
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don't forget to water the office plants

 

[blade_rocknut]

I should really do more Rochelle in public days...Today went well.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am thinking of a number that begins with...H

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o7btPCcdNniyf0ArS/giphy.gif

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I should really do more Rochelle in public days...Today went well.

Cause she’s flawless and fierce.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Where did you go?

Nowhere special... wifey needed stuffs from teh Hobby Lobby; which for we rural folk means road trip. So I put on some cute jeans and a blouse that conceals a pistol well. Eyeliner, mascara, and lip gloss. Flat sandals, cuz I didn't wanna be 6-3.

One poor old lady made eye contact and got visibly disturbed, but I just smiled at her and kept walking. Good fun...

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m thinking about trying a recipe I was just reading

 

[blade_rocknut]

Of all places. Hobby Lobby! I love it.

The irony was certainly not lost on me.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Now why is he in a bad mood?

 

[Mr_Underground]

Thinking about lying and telling people I am 6 months sober just so they can tell me how I am a great person and that I am an inspiration.

 

[Acktion]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/190113db53f9c945b3b6d4e2f5df18be/tenor.gif?itemid=3523662

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Some things are cyclical...and some things never go away.

There's a reason the trash gets taken to the dump once a week before it can start stinking up the joint...

 

[Shi_One81]

The only thing I hate about this phone is no touch screen ID and I’m totally locked out if Skype. Sooooo if we chatted there, I can no longer access it.

 

[Trekka]

Thinking about lying and telling people I am 6 months sober just so they can tell me how I am a great person and that I am an inspiration.

*laughs*

Ah yes. Recovering alcoholics. The only people on earth who get a celebration for acting like normal human beings.

<wait, I’ve got more>

Directions to AA: Just go straight to hell and make a u-turn.

An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding.

What does linoleum and an Al-Anon have in common? Lay them right at the beginning and you can walk on them for years.

If an alcoholic speaks in the woods, and there’s no one there to hear them, are they still lying?

What did the co-dependent say after sex? It was good for you. Was it good for me?



*all jokes posted were meant in good fun*

 

[LegendaryALT]

About to feel tipsy very soon

 

[lanceGibs]

*laughs*

Ah yes. Recovering alcoholics. The only people on earth who get a celebration for acting like normal human beings.

<wait, I’ve got more>

Directions to AA: Just go straight to hell and make a u-turn.

An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding.

What does linoleum and an Al-Anon have in common? Lay them right at the beginning and you can walk on them for years.

If an alcoholic speaks in the woods, and there’s no one there to hear them, are they still lying?

What did the co-dependent say after sex? It was good for you. Was it good for me?



*all jokes posted were meant in good fun*

I appreciate the Irish fact

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*laughs*

Ah yes. Recovering alcoholics. The only people on earth who get a celebration for acting like normal human beings.

<wait, I’ve got more>

Directions to AA: Just go straight to hell and make a u-turn.

An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding.

What does linoleum and an Al-Anon have in common? Lay them right at the beginning and you can walk on them for years.

If an alcoholic speaks in the woods, and there’s no one there to hear them, are they still lying?

What did the co-dependent say after sex? It was good for you. Was it good for me?



*all jokes posted were meant in good fun*

I felt that last one.

 

[Trekka]

I felt that last one.

Bruh. I first heard the last one six years ago and I’m still chuckling!

One more:

How can you tell when an alcoholic and a codependent are on their second date?
There’s a U-Haul in the driveway.

 

[catherinewheel77]

*immediately rents a U-Haul.

 

[Trekka]

*immediately rents a U-Haul.

Dude you can borrow mine.
It made more financial sense after a while to buy versus rent.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dude you can borrow mine.
It made more financial sense after a while to buy versus rent.

Installment plan? He’s the sole earner.