Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

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Well so many ideas. I am clearly not using my boobs to their full capacity.

While I am a data scientist I don’t need to be one to tell you that your boobs have immense capacity.

Also, had a clever joke about your dad’s wife wanting you to help her get some of dad’s D but scrolled up and got distracted.
 
Well so many ideas. I am clearly not using my boobs to their full capacity.

If you used you boobs to their full capacity every man ion Lit would have to call in sick. Besides: do you have any idea of what exactly "full capacity" is? You previously established (scientifically) that they are strong enough to hold a vacuum and bigger than a watermelon.

Just remember to always use your superpower for peaceful purposes.
 
While I am a data scientist I don’t need to be one to tell you that your boobs have immense capacity.

Also, had a clever joke about your dad’s wife wanting you to help her get some of dad’s D but scrolled up and got distracted.

oh, a science pun and an imaginary disturbing joke mixed with a compliment. I like it.
 
If you used you boobs to their full capacity every man ion Lit would have to call in sick. Besides: do you have any idea of what exactly "full capacity" is? You previously established (scientifically) that they are strong enough to hold a vacuum and bigger than a watermelon.

Just remember to always use your superpower for peaceful purposes.

haha.

and no, I have no idea what the full capacity of their power is. I really need to work on that.
 
Well happy Wet Wednesday, Whatever is on my phone Wednesday, and Video Vednesday (because Clark is really trying to make that a thing...even though he might not be able to focus on it now).

Click the Gif for the longer video


http://i.imgur.com/PQQziYa.gif

Even without clear vision, I can see that this is spectacular. And I accept the challenge of wearing you down - Long Live Video Vednesday!
 
And for todays ramble, I am going to talk about other threads in lit.

First, the Playground Litties. I don’t have a playground thread, but I like to stroll through there quite often, as do many ampic exhibitionists and voyeurs. I know your heart or groin tends to belong to truly belong to just one, but many of us do enjoy the other side too. It has been stated to tell people to nominate, thus I am because I can be a team player sometimes. Hey, it fucking happens. Actually, I’d like to play with more teams. Mmm. please. Anyway, if you are a playgrounder, but have been in here because you are really busy with your dick in your hand, and haven’t seen the thread over there, when you get done playing with your cock, please send me a video, then hop over here to view the categories, and send ihateclowns your nominations.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1517083

Now, it is very important that you do not mix up the two. I highly doubt ihateclowns wants your cock videos and would likely be confused maybe even disturbed depending on what is in the video. Send me the baloney pony videos and him the nominations (and let’s see if I just broke my mailbox).

Again, because it can not be said enough, Shaking hands with the milkman videos come to me. thanks

I will also share that I have not submitted nominations, but when I do, if there is a user named No Opinion, he will be nominated for many litties. I have me for funniest female though, because I am fucking hilarious, damn it. Most of the categories are really hard though.

2nd, stumbled across this gem.
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1517021

I find the comment about cowgirl quite disconcerting.

For those too lazy to click, the comment is “Now, there was one thing wrong, and that was when she lowered herself onto his dick. People need to think about this, a huge weight is lowering onto a relatively less weighty object, his dick. If she were to suddenly lose balance and impale awkwardly an injury could easily spoil his dick for the rest of his life. This procedure is favoured by hookers, who know that The John can not escape from the condom and Go Bareback. That is no reason why a sensible man should place himself in such jeopardy.”

What the fuck. Cowgirl is in my top three favorite positions, and I cannot remain silent while a man is trying to talk other men out of it with misinformation. I am a fan of this position, usually as a first position because it makes me cum fast which makes me continue to cum more often. I do not want to live in a world where a man is not going to let me climb on and ride his hard cock for a while. That would be a sad world.

So yes “penile fractures” can happen, but it is quite rare. Worrying about that while I am riding you is like worrying about a plane falling from the sky while you are driving. If you want to worry, worry about those big trucks coming right for you. In this case... my boobs. Your cock will be fine, I promise, but you will probably get hit in the face my boobs. I hope you can just be a man about it.

Number 2, not only are penile fractures incredible rare, in every country but the United States, the most common cause is masturbation. Apparently, men in other countries are not quite doing it right, I don’t know. Now in America, sex is the number one cause, but it isn’t cowgirl that is the number one position. It is doggy style. And I bet it is because those dudes were going for playing the “oops wrong hole” game, which is rude by the way. Please inform me before trying to stick your dick in my ass, k, thanks. I am not telling you this to make guys think twice about doggy style, because again, that is also in my top 3 favorite positions, and I do not want to live in a world where a man isn’t going to pound me from behind from time to time. Just advising against the “oops” game, try asking instead. And guess what, cowgirl isn’t even the 2nd most likely position either. Surprisingly, the second most likely position is missionary. I don’t know what the fuck they are doing there to cause it, but as we can see, penile fractures are very rare, and most of them, men did on their own. Had very little to do with the chick. Cowgirl doesn’t come in until position 3. Now, there shall be no bad mouthing of cowgirl because I fucking love it. And no bad mouthing doggie style either, because of the same reason, I fucking love it. No worrying, shut up, let me climb on, thanks.

And finally, if you are going to video your cock for me before you cum, just remember I have a strong, maybe bizarre, enjoyment of watching cocks spring up. Maybe it is because all my body parts just bounce down, I don’t know. Either way, I do enjoy this thread because it appeals to my springy bouncy hard cock liking aesthetic. https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1479640&page=17
 
Makes me happy too! :D:devil:

And this is why ampic section works so well. Bring people together and such/

Even without clear vision, I can see that this is spectacular. And I accept the challenge of wearing you down - Long Live Video Vednesday!

haha. glad you enjoyed, and good luck. I don't always wear easily.

Mmmm, wet jiggling boobs.
Almost hypnotic.

Thank you.

hum, I still don't know what to ask for if I am managing to hypnotize people. clucking like a chicken is just annoying, I hear that enough.
 
Cowgirl and Doggy are my two favorite. Cowgirl, I love how the woman controls it.
 
Who the hell does not like cowgirl? I’m not going to get into it on that other thread, because that never goes well, but the idea of a guy trying to talk people out of cowgirl is mystifying to me.

Did your inbox break w milkman vids?
 
Who the hell does not like cowgirl? I’m not going to get into it on that other thread, because that never goes well, but the idea of a guy trying to talk people out of cowgirl is mystifying to me.

Did your inbox break w milkman vids?

haha. it actually moved off that topic fairly fast, just silly comments from readers like the one that started it. that one was the worst in my opinion, doubt anyone would take it seriously. Well at least I'd hope. I assume it is from some really old guy who hasn't been laid this century.

And no. Only a couple. I guess guys just aren't cranking the shank today. or are shy and shit. I don't know.
 
haha. it actually moved off that topic fairly fast, just silly comments from readers like the one that started it. that one was the worst in my opinion, doubt anyone would take it seriously. Well at least I'd hope. I assume it is from some really old guy who hasn't been laid this century.

And no. Only a couple. I guess guys just aren't cranking the shank today. or are shy and shit. I don't know.
Or couldn’t tell if you were serious. . .
 
Or couldn’t tell if you were serious. . .

I take hard cocks very seriously, but maybe you have a point. Though, I was soliciting on the cock pop thread yesterday too, I'd think that adds to the validity of my request. I mean I am not asking for anyone to go out of there way, but if it is already out anyway, well there seems little reason to not.
 
I take hard cocks very seriously, but maybe you have a point. Though, I was soliciting on the cock pop thread yesterday too, I'd think that adds to the validity of my request. I mean I am not asking for anyone to go out of there way, but if it is already out anyway, well there seems little reason to not.
Fair point.
 
Thank fuck for titties and digital file sharing.

As for the Litties, I suggested a category for titties, which alas; I missed my chance to effect. We all know who'd win the titty littie.

I can't get inside the head of someone who doesn't like cowgirl.
What's not to love?

Besides, as an occasional penetratee, it's my favorite; resulting in the penetrator receiving a bit of glazing of the torso. ;)
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I take hard cocks very seriously,

The ones you don't take seriously, do you just laugh and move on?
 
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