Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

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Yes blade got it...out here is allways taco Tuesday....if we could only have a topless taco truck ...OMG Cha ching..
:D

I think we are on to a magnificent business plan

Any day that you show your magnificent boobs, is a great day! :devil::devil::devil:

Ah, that is all it takes to be a great day. I feel like I should show them more often.

Makes my Tuesday really happy!
Glad you enjoyed.

Gorgeous titties.
Thank you.
 
well happy tuesday. of course I shall share the traditional titty trifecta.

steamy titties
http://i.imgur.com/GSi77Bjm.jpg

wet titties
http://i.imgur.com/s2CcC2jm.jpg

work titties
http://i.imgur.com/sMmDoBSm.jpg

happy tuesday

So many ramblings, so many pics... I love every aspect of your sharing. You are truly an amazing woman and I absolutely love your thread.
Thank you for this titty trifecta... So wonderful and so absolutely desirable. You have this man dreaming of your titties a lot ;)
:kiss::rose:
 
So many ramblings, so many pics... I love every aspect of your sharing. You are truly an amazing woman and I absolutely love your thread.
Thank you for this titty trifecta... So wonderful and so absolutely desirable. You have this man dreaming of your titties a lot ;)
:kiss::rose:

Well, hi. It has been a little. How have you been?

and thank you. Just remember to make sure my titties are doing exciting things in your dreams. That way they are at least doing something exciting somewhere.
 
well happy tuesday. of course I shall share the traditional titty trifecta.

steamy titties
http://i.imgur.com/GSi77Bjm.jpg

wet titties
http://i.imgur.com/s2CcC2jm.jpg

work titties
http://i.imgur.com/sMmDoBSm.jpg

happy tuesday

Well, you certainly know how to make a memory stick look good, even without the cap.

Oh, and this?

and good for you bringing up the old people demographic. the 50% have not ha sex in a year for people over 65 is an ugly number too. I am just not surprised because I will admit to stereotypes in my head that actually make me more surprised at the concept of sexual active old people, especially kinky ones. In my defense, viagra didn't come out until 1998. I was surprised by all the dirty older pervs on lit. It makes aging much less depressing. Of course, my concept of "old" has always been shifting. I thought 30 was ancient until I hit it and didn't feel old. The 40 was old and I hit it, and now I am 41 and nothing really has changed yet. It still doesn't feel old. So I guess 50 is now old, and I will see what I think at 50.

My dad passed away in 2011 at 84. Cleaning up his stuff around the house, I ended up taking care of the nightstand. I am proud to say that it was full of Viagra and Cialis.

Eighty-four! Good on ya Dad!

I have a goal...
 
how's-your-father as a euphemism

That expression is fairly common currency in "blighty"
and if we run out of words for screwing we can always fall back on Old English, which is rich in obscenities. young girls here may lapse into giggles at the American use of fanny.
 
Well, you certainly know how to make a memory stick look good, even without the cap.

Oh, and this?

and good for you bringing up the old people demographic. the 50% have not ha sex in a year for people over 65 is an ugly number too. I am just not surprised because I will admit to stereotypes in my head that actually make me more surprised at the concept of sexual active old people, especially kinky ones. In my defense, viagra didn't come out until 1998. I was surprised by all the dirty older pervs on lit. It makes aging much less depressing. Of course, my concept of "old" has always been shifting. I thought 30 was ancient until I hit it and didn't feel old. The 40 was old and I hit it, and now I am 41 and nothing really has changed yet. It still doesn't feel old. So I guess 50 is now old, and I will see what I think at 50.

My dad passed away in 2011 at 84. Cleaning up his stuff around the house, I ended up taking care of the nightstand. I am proud to say that it was full of Viagra and Cialis.

Eighty-four! Good on ya Dad!

I have a goal...

Thanks. I am totally start a trend by turning Dell into a fashion statement (I have so many Dell flash drives I just unlock and wipe them when I need a flash drive). and yes, I always loose the cap, it is a problem.

And good for dad. My dad's wife likes to tell me every now and then how she hasn't been laid in years. I am never quite sure why, like what would you like me to do about that? What am I supposed to say there? But I now know that I will not find the same thing when cleaning out dad's house.
 
how's-your-father as a euphemism

That expression is fairly common currency in "blighty"
and if we run out of words for screwing we can always fall back on Old English, which is rich in obscenities. young girls here may lapse into giggles at the American use of fanny.

lol. had to google blighty.

and luckily in america we never run out of words for screwing. I have no doubt I could rattle off at least 50, and I know some guys who could rattle off 100s.

And people here would giggle at fanny too. It is either an uptight persons way of saying ass or a fashion abomination...either way it is funny. Ok, maybe young kids might use fanny. My son gravitated towards "booty" once he started school and heard it. I had always gone with butt around kids myself, but if he likes booty, booty it is.
 
lol. had to google blighty.

and luckily in america we never run out of words for screwing. I have no doubt I could rattle off at least 50, and I know some guys who could rattle off 100s.

And people here would giggle at fanny too. It is either an uptight persons way of saying ass or a fashion abomination...either way it is funny. Ok, maybe young kids might use fanny. My son gravitated towards "booty" once he started school and heard it. I had always gone with butt around kids myself, but if he likes booty, booty it is.

We had dupa (doo-pa) growing up. It is Polish for ass, not bottom, not butt, not arse, but ASS!

We used it in school until Sister Margarita heard us. She was off-the-boat Pole, so she knew what it was LOL

Derriere as well.
 
We had dupa (doo-pa) growing up. It is Polish for ass, not bottom, not butt, not arse, but ASS!

We used it in school until Sister Margarita heard us. She was off-the-boat Pole, so she knew what it was LOL

Derriere as well.

haha Damn nuns. and Dupa. hum. not sure what I think about that yet.. Well derriere does sound really cute, I just don't know if it fits our big ole southern healthy asses. I hear derriere and I think a cute little bottom, not Baby got back.
 
Well, hi. It has been a little. How have you been?

and thank you. Just remember to make sure my titties are doing exciting things in your dreams. That way they are at least doing something exciting somewhere.

I have been here and around, just haven't commented as much. January blues perhaps still going strong. But hey still alive and healthy... ish.
When I dream of them, they are always doing exciting things... or at least having exciting things done to them :devil:
 
I have been here and around, just haven't commented as much. January blues perhaps still going strong. But hey still alive and healthy... ish.
When I dream of them, they are always doing exciting things... or at least having exciting things done to them :devil:

Well hope February cheers you up. And having exciting things done to them totally works. Thank you
 
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Haha I saw a u tube vid of sir mix alot doing that song ... I think it was in Portland Oregon...with the Portland orchestra..and a bunch of girls, from the audience come on stage to umm,,, well go look it up and shake dat healthy butt, baby got back...:)
 
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wow thats very very horny
not sure what specifically, but it seems apt for the whole place.

Haha I saw a u tube vid of sir mix alot doing that song ... I think it was in Portland Oregon...with the Portland orchestra..and a bunch of girls, from the audience come on stage to umm,,, well go look it up and shake dat healthy butt, baby got back...:)

yes, that was a cute video. that one woman looked like she hadn't done that in years and was just waiting for the moment it would be appropriate again.
 
Well you know how pawgs can get...

Yes life is too short.. so we gota go get it asap, I got some horrific news from my daughter about a friend and her son last week and I'm still in shock... So please excuse me if I seem down...💋
 
Well you know how pawgs can get...

Yes life is too short.. so we gota go get it asap, I got some horrific news from my daughter about a friend and her son last week and I'm still in shock... So please excuse me if I seem down...💋

I am sorry. That sucks.

Have you ever recorded audio? I would love to hear what your voice sounds like.

I don't do a lot of audio, but some of my videos have it, fuck if I can remember which. I did do an audio recording a few months back which was easy for me to find as only there was only one.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=91346189&postcount=4035

but yeah, audio is hard as well people are so used to seeing me with something electronic in my hand, it gets ignored. But talking to myself would be unusual, so if I am talking, people listen.
 
So Monday pointless rambles is a tour in my head today.

1st I didn’t see a Woody this morning. It made me a little concerned. Finally at lunch, Woody appeared. Just for a few minutes, a quick banging session, then left. I like this arrangement.

2nd, ok, I am going to take you on my thought pattern journey for the next few. Part one of this journey begins with reverse image searching myself. Yes I periodically spot check. Look I like to believe in the perv code, but I know it isn’t real. I am a paranoid person, so I like to see where I am making it, so I know if it is time to burn my imgur account. I don’t know what my threshold will be. Probably a popular main stream site, or some creeper pretending to be me. Yeah that is probably harmless, but the concept just creeps me the hell out. That is probably why it annoys me if I see it here. I can’t explain it, it is just creepy as fuck. This is the same reason I never block anyone, even if they annoy me. If they send a threatening message, I want to hear the threat so I can prepare accordingly. Anyway, a little random spot search brought me to this thread.
https://niggasin******/thread/24537

3rd, The result made me laugh. Not sure what that says about me. From my home tacky dresses, to the concept that I will post ridiculous things on the internet, to posting nudity on the internet, as well as I laughed at how they spoke to each other. Another reason that I am going to hell.

4th. I had to ask myself what the hell is that place. Most direct answer I can provide after looking around is it is the GB without porn. I wonder how many people here are splitting their insulting time block between the two.

5th. I clearly need to get around more. Not only had I never heard of the site, I was not familiar with Temple of the Screaming Electron either.

6th. Trying to get an idea of where I was and I stumbled across this. It is older, study was released last year, but I hadn’t seen it
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Apparently, Americans have the least than we have had for decades
http://i.imgur.com/IvhztzQm.jpg

Now, my first thought is more old people, they don’t have a lot of sex, but then there is this
http://i.imgur.com/UiqoyApm.jpg

It isn’t the old people, it is the 20 to 30 crowd. Woah, wait a minute. How? Why?
http://i.imgur.com/GW0hEaZm.jpg

Yeah, the women jumped, but damn look at the men. That is a fuck ton of young men not getting laid. It is a lot of young women not getting laid too, but I guess my expectations of men make this shocking to me.

What, was that 10% of women screwing 20% of the men and now women are finding God rather than enjoying youth, slutting it up? Well that is just sad if true.

Or is it all the electronics and free porn that young men just don’t even want to get laid anymore? That is downright horrifying. What is the world coming too.

Or is it that people are getting married later. Ok that may account for not having sex this week. Though in my case being married accounts for my not having sex this week. Lack of a spouse most certainly can’t account for the whole year. Come on.

Or is it the economy? Men are choosing to live at home with mommy and daddy rather than a complete crap hole they can afford. Hum, I can not imagine a better birth control than living with your parents. that is even harder to overlook than socks with sandals. Yeah yeah, I get it is easier and provides a better standard of living, but no. More 20something year old men now live with their parents than women, yet 20 something women earn less and have a smaller employment footprint. Why? How can women independent and men can't? Men are now significantly more likely to have never lived on their own than women. Why? If the choice is living with parents or a crap hole with roommates, the man in the crap hole will get laid more. Yes, some women will close their legs when she realizes he is broke as fuck, but not most. There are a lot of women who are also broke as fuck and don’t see it as a huge problem, especially at that age. Being either unable or unwilling to function independently from mommy is a much much bigger thing to overlook. I would much rather go to the ghetto than be expected to sneak past or worse make small talk with mom before getting laid. It has nothing to do with not being able to pay for dates or gifts, poor isn’t a problem, it is something else. I know it doesn’t really mean anything, and it is common in other countries, but in my experience with women, nothing will dry a pussy faster than having to deal with his mommy.

Or is there something else cause this young men going with sex issue? What am I missing? How do we fix this crisis in America?

7th. Coworker had an optometrist appointment. Came back discussing her hotness, shared pictures, coworkers are now changing their optometrist. She is hot. And Young, But married. And her passions include “faith, family, food, and football”. I don’t think they will get very far, but good luck to them and good or her pulling in new clients.

And yeah, that has been the interesting parts of my day. Yeah, I am fucking boring


Less graphs, more boobs please.
 
YES! Boob Graphs! Or, maybe boob spreadsheets. (Spread the sheets and see what the boobs do?)

Someone (photokink?) posted a boob equation a week or so ago...
 
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