Funny/Weird/Odd Relationship Enders

[Suz_anne]

My best friend called late last night to tell me a tale. She's single and dating - she's been going out with a guy for a couple of weeks and last night was the first time they had sex.

After it was over, he laid his head on her chest and started making purring sounds like a cat. She couldn't get out of there fast enough. She's already blocked him and won't be going out with him again.



So it got me thinking... what is something you found weird/funny/odd that ended a relationship?

 

[Sundayschild]

*nts...

 

[Suz_anne]

I briefly dated a guy in college - we hadn't had sex yet, but one night we were making out and feeling each other up. He started telling me over and over how pretty my skin was... but in a very creepy Buffalo Bill/creepy funeral director kind of voice.

Lady boner killer and the end of our short relationship. I still wonder if he wears a skin suit.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

The world’s tiniest penis on the hottest guy I’ve ever dated. Game changer.

 

[Suz_anne]

*nts...

Note to self or nothing to say? Hmmmm.....

 

[Sundayschild]

Note to self or nothing to say? Hmmmm.....

I usually take a while to start purring..

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I usually take a while to start purring..

Try growling instead...we prefer that to purring typically.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Nope. Not this girl. Like suz_anne’s friend I very quickly dumped a growler.

I mean, if they were growling incessantly yes, but a primal growl or two I think is hot.

 

[Suz_anne]

I think if he'd growled in the moment, that's no problem. It was the post-coitus cuddle purr that turned her off. She said she felt like she was the manly one after that and that's not her thing.

 

[Sundayschild]

...I can do a passable Great Crested Grebe impression?

 

[DarkSimian]

Not on the level of y'alls, but I once had a woman break up with me by unfriending me on FB

 

[Sundayschild]

I can do a sleeping woman?

I guess you just haven't found a guy that does it right...


(Or maybe I've dated some odd women. One or t'other)

 

[Suz_anne]

...I can do a passable Great Crested Grebe impression?

Hawt. So if you could vocaroo that impression for us, I think you'd hear the sound of Lit panties dropping all around. Please.

Not on the level of y'alls, but I once had a woman break up with me by unfriending me on FB

Had you been dating long?

 

[DarkSimian]

Hawt. So if you could vocaroo that impression for us, I think you'd hear the sound of Lit panties dropping all around. Please.


Had you been dating long?

About 4 months; it was a LD relationship, if that makes any difference