Litiquette VI

[Miles Long]

Thank you
My reaction? Classic Trekka: my eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I giggled for days.



Unsolicited advice: inebriation and lubrication.

Good thinking. Best to get Suz_anne drunk first!

 

[Endless_Night]

< And a Dyson stick. It cracked me up to talk to my sisters about how much we all love out Dyson sticks and how some pervs around here would love to misconstrue our conversation.

You are like the fifth person I've heard this from in the last month!

That's it.

*whips out credit card*

 

[Endless_Night]

I got a blender.

What kind?

Inquiring minds and all.

< Did anyone get anything sexy for Christmas? Unicorn butt plugs, mistletoe nipple clamps, candy cane dildos.... anything???

I cannot believe I am admitting to this in public, but...I've always been sorta curious about those glass candy cane…thingies.

Okay. Not always. But since I came to Lit and found out what they existed.

#Liteducation


I did not get one. In case that wasn't clear.

 

[Trekka]

Glass candy canes?!

 

[Endless_Night]

Glass candy canes?!

I am not kidding.

Hang on. Let me see….

 

[Endless_Night]

Note it is not eligible for Amazon prime.

One.

But this one is!

Two.


You know, because a girl need options.


(I wanted it noted that I refuse to die of mortification. *stands firm*)

 

[Richard_C]

What kind?

Inquiring minds and all.



I cannot believe I am admitting to this in public, but...I've always been sorta curious about those glass candy cane…thingies.

Okay. Not always. But since I came to Lit and found out what they existed.

#Liteducation


I did not get one. In case that wasn't clear.

Errrr, um it spins around really fast.

 

[85Ironman]

Note it is not eligible for Amazon prime.

One.

But this one is!

Two.


You know, because a girl need options.


(I wanted it noted that I refuse to die of mortification. *stands firm*)

Always good to have options.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I missed Trekka's link, I don't know what a Dyson stick is and I would love a new blender.

Did anyone get anything sexy for Christmas? Unicorn butt plugs, mistletoe nipple clamps, candy cane dildos.... anything???

I might've used the wife's new wood lathe ( gift to herself...yeah, we do that) to create a solid oak double ended butt plug prototype.

Might've.

 

[Endless_Night]

Errrr, um it spins around really fast.

I…do not know how to respond to that, Mr. Champagne

Always good to have options.

Practically a necessity.

 

[Trekka]

I want all the toys!

Enny, the glass ones: you can put them in the freezer for a bit, or run them under hot water... make them cold or warm... *wriggles toes*

 

[Endless_Night]

I want all the toys!

Enny, the glass ones: you can put them in the freezer for a bit, or run them under hot water... make them cold or warm... *wriggles toes*

I hear that is the case, but after being gifted with one (not the candy cane, alas), and an awkward experience, I've sort of gone off them.


Still want the candy cane, though.

'Cause it's adorable.

 

[tnman03]

Note it is not eligible for Amazon prime.

One.

But this one is!

Two.


You know, because a girl need options.


(I wanted it noted that I refuse to die of mortification. *stands firm*)

<---Did not know that they made glass candy canes for that purpose....who'd have thought??? The things you learn on Lit.

 

[Endless_Night]

<---Did not know that they made glass candy canes for that purpose....who'd have thought??? The things you learn on Lit.

Right?!?!?!?


I'm telling you, Lit has made me the wild and crazy sexual sophisticate I am today.

 

[Trekka]

I hear that is the case, but after being gifted with one (not the candy cane, alas), and an awkward experience, I've sort of gone off them.


Still want the candy cane, though.

'Cause it's adorable.

You... must... go... back!
Aww they’re some of my faves, my glass ones.
I’m getting that candy cane next year!
Gonna stay on Santa’s nice list.

 

[numeniusa]

I hear that is the case, but after being gifted with one (not the candy cane, alas), and an awkward experience, I've sort of gone off them.


Still want the candy cane, though.

'Cause it's adorable.

You... must... go... back!
Aww they’re some of my faves, my glass ones.
I’m getting that candy cane next year!
Gonna stay on Santa’s nice list.

I agree, do try again, Ennie. Even if you don't specifically cool it, a glass dildo can be an interestingly cool contrast to a hot mouth, for example... Very rigid, though. I find I need to be readied for it

Anyway - circling back, I find myself in awe of Trekka's squash.... It's so long he's having to rest the end on his shoe

 

[Endless_Night]

You... must... go... back! >

I agree, do try again, Ennie. >

I do believe it was a size thing. It left me…bruised. In a...not pleasant way.

No give with glass. One of those cases where it's smarter to err on the smaller-is-better side?

*eyes candy cane suspiciously*

 

[Endless_Night]

< Anyway - circling back, I find myself in awe of Trekka's squash.... It's so long he's having to rest the end on his shoe

Oh, goodness!

I feel like I'm missing some kind of back story here….

 

[numeniusa]

Oh, goodness!

I feel like I'm missing some kind of back story here….

It's a few posts back... A cucumber just isn't going to impress after seeing one of those

 

[Endless_Night]

It's a few posts back... A cucumber just isn't going to impress after seeing one of those

Oh. OH.

Umm. Yes.

Thank you for the catchup!

 

[numeniusa]

Oh. OH.

Umm. Yes.

Thank you for the catchup!

On the size thing re the glass dildo, I know what you mean. It's easy to bruise your cervix with it if it's wielded too enthusiastically, because it doesn't give, obviously. That's easier when you're using it yourself, if someone is using it for you it's important to establish a safe 'depth', I think, to avoid bruising.

I don't know about you, but I think my cervix is lower, somehow, after I've orgasmed the first time. Which makes things even more tricky!

 

[parker77]

On the size thing re the glass dildo, I know what you mean. It's easy to bruise your cervix with it if it's wielded too enthusiastically, because it doesn't give, obviously. That's easier when you're using it yourself, if someone is using it for you it's important to establish a safe 'depth', I think, to avoid bruising.

I don't know about you, but I think my cervix is lower, somehow, after I've orgasmed the first time. Which makes things even more tricky!

this discussion just surpassed my “need to know” parameters.

i don’t have any of these toys, but i’ve heard the real thing can actually be nice occasionally.

 

[Suz_anne]

i’ve heard the real thing can actually be nice occasionally.

Meh.

Honestly, I'm not the biggest fan of glass toys. But the one I do like is called The Juicer. It's not overly long but the bumps and the handle make things very interesting.

 

[frmtutanota]

Meh.

Honestly, I'm not the biggest fan of glass toys. But the one I do like is called The Juicer. It's not overly long but the bumps and the handle make things very interesting.

"The Juicer" sounds like a sloppy fun as fuck time ...

 

[parker77]

Meh.

Honestly, I'm not the biggest fan of glass toys. But the one I do like is called The Juicer. It's not overly long but the bumps and the handle make things very interesting.

more power to you! it’s important to know where my kind stands in the pecking order. y’all got plenty more to talk about here that doesn’t need my input. carry on, girl!