Litiquette VI

[Endless_Night]

I got a light table to burn silk screens so I can up my indie t-shirt game.
The BF built it for me. With a little help from my artsy soul sista, SMN.

Like Suz said, oooooh!

I, too, would love to see! If that's on the *cough* table *cough*

(I know, I know. I am on a not funny roll. )

 

[Endless_Night]

Papa Chained came back even more vague and ambiguous than before.

I think of him as more enigmatic than ambiguous.

Egotistically enigmatic.

 

[Trekka]

Ooooh, that's a cool gift. Will you show us some of your burn silk screen indie t-shirts?

Like Suz said, oooooh!

I, too, would love to see! If that's on the *cough* table *cough*

(I know, I know. I am on a not funny roll. )

Por ejemplo...

 

[Endless_Night]

Por ejemplo...

I. LOVE. THAT.



And I need one. It would save me the trouble of having that little phrase tattooed on my forehead….

 

[Trekka]

I. LOVE. THAT.



And I need one. It would save me the trouble of having that little phrase tattooed on my forehead….

Lol, thank you, same here, it’s often my motto.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I got a light table to burn silk screens so I can up my indie t-shirt game.
The BF built it for me. With a little help from my artsy soul sista, SMN.

Por ejemplo...

Yeah-yeah you’re rocking it.

I would like to put in an order for one that says Naughty in a cursive typeface.
And maybe another one - I Weiners. I’ll design it, you print.
We gonna sell these out of a van down by the beach?

 

[Trekka]

Yeah-yeah you’re rocking it.

I would like to put in an order for one that says Naughty in a cursive typeface.
And maybe another one - I Weiners. I’ll design it, you print.
We gonna sell these out of a van down by the beach?

T-shirts, tacos, and tatas?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Let's try an easy question... tell us something you received for Christmas?


It has been well documented that I received several bars of fancy soaps. I was only mildly insulted. I also received AirPods and I have very little interest in them. I think they'll give me brain and/or ear cancer.

Ho, ho, ho.

I got an Annual National Parks pass

And a Dyson stick. It cracked me up to talk to my sisters about how much we all love out Dyson sticks and how some pervs around here would love to misconstrue our conversation.

 

[numeniusa]

I got an Annual National Parks pass

And a Dyson stick. It cracked me up to talk to my sisters about how much we all love out Dyson sticks and how some pervs around here would love to misconstrue our conversation.

*looks up Dyson stick*

Oh.... Disappointing...

 

[blade_rocknut]

Por ejemplo...

Market that to people doing web searches for kidney stone treatments and constipation meds.

 

[Trekka]

Market that to people doing web searches for kidney stone treatments and constipation meds.

I’ll hand deliver yours.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*looks up Dyson stick*

Oh.... Disappointing...

A little, but they're also amazing!!!
I'm still riding cloud nine.

If Dyson did ever make sex toys, I'd be first in line.

 

[numeniusa]

A little, but they're also amazing!!!
I'm still riding cloud nine.

If Dyson did ever make sex toys, I'd be first in line.

Great products, hypocritical twat... ("Brexit, Brexit, yay Brexit, go UK! Oh, by the way I'm moving my business to Singapore..." ) I couldn't bring myself to buy Dyson again, even if he did design some incredible fuck stick.

But don't let me spoil your enjoyment! A clean house is a sexy house?

 

[ChainedUp]

A little, but they're also amazing!!!
I'm still riding cloud nine.

If Dyson did ever make sex toys, I'd be first in line.

If Dyson made a sex toy, they’d cost $1000 lol

 

[ChainedUp]

I bought a new Dyson stick just before Christmas, that fucking thing died ten minutes into the first use and has not worked since. Dyson have been cunts trying to get it replaced too.

So you’re a “no” for a Dyson sex toy, I take it.

 

[Richard_C]

I got a blender.

 

[Suz_anne]

I missed Trekka's link, I don't know what a Dyson stick is and I would love a new blender.

Did anyone get anything sexy for Christmas? Unicorn butt plugs, mistletoe nipple clamps, candy cane dildos.... anything???

 

[Miles Long]

I missed Trekka's link, I don't know what a Dyson stick is and I would love a new blender.

Did anyone get anything sexy for Christmas? Unicorn butt plugs, mistletoe nipple clamps, candy cane dildos.... anything???

Did anyone get a cucumber? AFAF

 

[Trekka]

I missed Trekka's link, I don't know what a Dyson stick is and I would love a new blender.

Did anyone get anything sexy for Christmas? Unicorn butt plugs, mistletoe nipple clamps, candy cane dildos.... anything???

I got the BF something sexy.
It’s something you and I have actually talked about before in PMs!
Can you guess?

And he got me art supplies—
Oh and fuck I forgot: and jewelry! A citrine and diamond ring, and smoky quartz, diamond, and citrine earrings.

Like, meow! How sexy is that?!

Did anyone get a cucumber? AFAF

I worked at a farm stand for years.
Google “cucuzza squash”
*boom*

 

[Suz_anne]

Did anyone get a cucumber? AFAF

I haven't. But Valentine's Day is coming up, Miles... *waggles eyebrows*

 

[Suz_anne]

I got the BF something sexy.
It’s something you and I have actually talked about before in PMs!
Can you guess?

Does it rhyme with rostate nassager?

And he got me art supplies—
Oh and fuck I forgot: and jewelry! A citrine and diamond ring, and smoky quartz, diamond, and citrine earrings.

Like, meow! How sexy is that?!

Awwwww, I love that. He did right by you this year. Excellent work, Viking.

I worked at a farm stand for years.
Google “cucuzza squash”
*boom*

Holy. Moly.

 

[Trekka]

Does it rhyme with rostate nassager?
Awwwww, I love that. He did right by you this year. Excellent work, Viking.
Holy. Moly.

It does
He did

And, ikr?!

My old boss shows up one day swinging one of those things over his shoulder with this shit-eating grin on his face.

Not sure why he thought I, out of all the workers, deserved such a display.
.
.
.
.
I’ve never forgotten it.

 

[tnman03]

It does
He did

And, ikr?!

My old boss shows up one day swinging one of those things over his shoulder with this shit-eating grin on his face.

Not sure why he thought I, out of all the workers, deserved such a display.
.
.
.
.
I’ve never forgotten it.

So...what was your response to the boss putting on the sordid veggie display?

Was it a contemporary Trekka caliber or do you wish thumped his ass all of these years later???

Oh yeah...eta... What Suz said. Your guy really stepped things up. Very cool. You rate it and well deserved.

 

[Miles Long]

I worked at a farm stand for years.
Google “cucuzza squash”
*boom*

Holy. Moly.

*low whistle*

Looks like I better up my deep breathing game in the next few weeks.

 

[Trekka]

So...what was your response to the boss putting on the sordid veggie display?

Was it a contemporary Trekka caliber or do you wish thumped his ass all of these years later???

Oh yeah...eta... What Suz said. Your guy really stepped things up. Very cool. You rate it and well deserved.

Thank you
My reaction? Classic Trekka: my eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I giggled for days.

*low whistle*

Looks like I better up my deep breathing game in the next few weeks.

Unsolicited advice: inebriation and lubrication.