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Faralicious said:
Someone said to me today: “that’s both white shoes and the fucking bananas!”
And it was perfect, but it’s a Cafe thing.

Dragging ballsack!

<is this ABCs?
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How could it possibly be abc? That's too much thinkings for me.

Let thy spate, in the tire of anus, covet thou a spoony haired meatmoss.
 
You shit covered flossy back handed macaroon.


I like words :)
 
When pondering a stench unknown yet most abhorrent, your visage is revealed, and accounted for, indelibly.
 
Excuse me Sir your drunk, :rolleyes:
Why yes mam I am, but your mother fuckn ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober, an you'll still be mother fuckn ugly :eek:


Is this place where political correctness is out the fucking window?
 
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You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!

Abuse

My old boss was recently hired out of retirement for a project. I refer to him (still) as a waste of skin. Hell, I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. Hes so dumb he thinks patio furniture is the name of the Prime Minister of Ireland. He couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery if you spotted him an opener and six glasses.

I have long been fond of the word "Twatwaffle". Sadly, I have had occasion to use it way too much lately.

"Fucking the Dog" referring to someone wasting time. (And hence "dog fuckers").

"Why don't you go eat shit and die", or better "Fuck off and die", shortened to FOAD.

GTAFFAARD, pronounced "getaffered", for "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut"
 
RustyIron said:
Excuse me Sir your drunk, :rolleyes:
Why yes mam I am, but your mother fuckn ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober, an you'll still be mother fuckn ugly :eek:


Is this place where political correctness is out the fucking window?
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Oh rightly...or leftly so my good knight :)
Slay away!
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!

Abuse

My old boss was recently hired out of retirement for a project. I refer to him (still) as a waste of skin. Hell, I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. Hes so dumb he thinks patio furniture is the name of the Prime Minister of Ireland. He couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery if you spotted him an opener and six glasses.

I have long been fond of the word "Twatwaffle". Sadly, I have had occasion to use it way too much lately.

"Fucking the Dog" referring to someone wasting time. (And hence "dog fuckers").

"Why don't you go eat shit and die", or better "Fuck off and die", shortened to FOAD.

GTAFFAARD, pronounced "getaffered", for "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut"
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Hehe


Twatwaffle


😁
 
If i were to Appear naked in a crowd, to scratch off this scab, fixed upon my wound, and let it bleed upon the floor, then piss on it until it burned, i would find delight in knowing you were worth less than the embarrassment of seeing others appalled at my actions.

Wow. Where'd that come from?
 
^^^^^Nooooo it's not a low IQ issue, it's more like Anencephalous.^^^^^

Now, I shall leave a little Billingsgate, I met a fuckn nymphomaniac, that lasted till we got married, then fuckin Nympho left and the fucking maniac stayed, now I'm fuckn Bumfuzzled !.
 
your lies are akin to the stars in the sky, numberous and irrelevant.
 
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