What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

[blade_rocknut]

*holds your hand*

Fuck. Yeah, it is.

Thank you!

nice and easy. steady as she goes. all ya gotta remember is,”i’m not havin’ a drink today.”

here we go!

Yeah, the issue for me is bedtime. I've gotten accustomed to using alcohol as a key to switch off my "give a damn"; in other words giving my brain a break so I can easily go to sleep. It'll just be an adjustment. My problem hasn't so much been drinking heavily; just habitually. A good buzz every night.

IDK...sometimes I go months, even a year or so w/o having a beer, glass of wine or mixed drink.

How about trying some mock drinks? Club soda with cranberry or other juices? If you've just gotta have a beer then get one of the better non-alcohol ones?

I've done both of the above when I've been out and was the designated driver.

My issue isn't the taste; it's the habit of using it as a relaxant and behavioral modifier. I'm a likeable person when I have a few, and admittedly can be a bit coarse when sober.

My whole deal at current is strictly related to how drinking derails my fitness. 500 to 1000 junk calories a day, easy but poor sleep, rampant inflammation, and the difficulty of working out in the morning.
I'll sort it out; have done it before. It's just those early days of restructuring one's habits are challenging.

 

[alwaysaway]

I’m thinking that I am lucky to have the team I have tonight, and hope that the night goes smoothly

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

Holidays should not be allowed on Wednesdays. I'm so confused and disoriented. Can we start over?

 

[TTawhere]

If mushrooms are fungus to begin with, what are they when they go bad?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Holidays should not be allowed on Wednesdays. I'm so confused and disoriented. Can we start over?

No way I am starting over cuz tomorrow is FRIDAY!!!

 

[BongoGal]

I'd be very good at being promiscuous.

 

[cole4258]

I would not do well in Customer Service this week

 

[LikeableMe]

Pain reduced enough to dance around the kitchen today. I probably overdid it, but I’m known for doing that Still not ready to be around regularly, and promise I will reply to my PMs ASAP! I’ve read all of them, and I appreciate every single one

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Doing volunteer police work must be exhausting.

 

[fsa52]

About what to cook, about what to say, about how I’m going to handle tomorrow

 

[TheSilverLining]

This whole not drinking thing is going to take some getting used to.

+1 next week.
I try to do the whole no-alcohol thing a few months of the year. I find having a substitute for the drinking helps. Something else relaxing instead of habitually reaching for a drink on an evening.

For me, it’s a bubble bath, candles and a good book.
Every night if I have to.

 

[Apisto42]

It’s much easier to replace a habit with a different (hopefully beneficial) habit. Humans are not designed to just stop doing things.

 

[AveryElle]

The number of times I thought today was Monday is no joke.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The number of times I thought today was Monday is no joke.

Yes this. I have no idea what's happening.

 

[Xerxes82]

I need some good non-gendered cuss/insult words. I could call someone a cock or a cunt, but it's important that people know I'm not judging them by their gender or orientation but merely because they're fucking stupid.

Thankfully, I feel like if any place has the knowledge I seek it's the internet.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I need some good non-gendered cuss/insult words. I could call someone a cock or a cunt, but it's important that people know I'm not judging them by their gender or orientation but merely because they're fucking stupid.

Thankfully, I feel like if any place has the knowledge I seek it's the internet.

I heard someone call someone else "a fart in a shirt" and I thought that was pretty much perfect.

 

[JJonah]

I need some good non-gendered cuss/insult words. I could call someone a cock or a cunt, but it's important that people know I'm not judging them by their gender or orientation but merely because they're fucking stupid.

Thankfully, I feel like if any place has the knowledge I seek it's the internet.

Many compound words, fronted by “dumb,” are excellent.

Dumbfuck.
Dumbshit.
Dumbass.

Or my own favorite: shitfuck. As in, “Why do all these shitfucks yield the right of way?”

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Just a heads up to everyone out there. I will eat your pickle if you don’t want it.
Thank you.

 

[tnman03]

Just a heads up to everyone out there. I will eat your pickle if you don’t want it.
Thank you.

I've got a fresh jar of spicy hot dills from the Amish store I'll share with you.
Or watch you eat anyway, they're kind of spicer then I expected.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I've got a fresh jar of spicy hot dills from the Amish store I'll share with you.
Or watch you eat anyway, they're kind of spicer then I expected.

I want it hard, crisp and thick so when suck on it, my lips pucker and I make the best facial expression ever.
Not sure about spicy, well in a pickle that is.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I want it hard, crisp and thick so when suck on it, my lips pucker and I make the best facial expression ever.
Not sure about spicy, well in a pickle that is.

originally I thought the whole pickle thing was a euphemism

 

[DeckardNYC]

Many compound words, fronted by “dumb,” are excellent.

Dumbfuck.
Dumbshit.
Dumbass.

Or my own favorite: shitfuck. As in, “Why do all these shitfucks yield the right of way?”

I kinda like just "you fuck"

 

[blade_rocknut]

Many compound words, fronted by “dumb,” are excellent.

Dumbfuck.
Dumbshit.
Dumbass.

Or my own favorite: shitfuck. As in, “Why do all these shitfucks yield the right of way?”

Fucknugget

Shitstain.

Fuckwit

Asshat

 

[BadAmy]

Fucknugget

Shitstain.

Fuckwit

Asshat

I like fuckface McFaden...personally.
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[Shi_One81]

Fucknugget

Shitstain.

Fuckwit

Asshat

Asshat
Fucktard
Douche canoe