What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[ydahecnot]

So fucking ridiculous.

But enough about Justin Bieber lyrics...

 

[LikeableMe]

A couple of them? You handle your whiskey better than I do!

Only just saw this! A couple is nothing for me

 

[blade_rocknut]

The last 24 hours have sucked ass from a stress perspective.

c'mere and let me play with your hair and scalp. I have fingernails this week.

 

[Corbal]

c'mere and let me play with your hair and scalp. I have fingernails this week.

I love you, fuckert. Truly.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I love you, fuckert. Truly.

Love you, too Lady...now help me cheer up JAF. She's awesome, too. And showed me her boobies, and I liked dem, too.

 

[Corbal]

Love you, too Lady...now help me cheer up JAF. She's awesome, too. And showed me her boobies, and I liked dem, too.

How many boobs have you seen that you didn’t like?

 

[blade_rocknut]

How many boobs have you seen that you didn’t like?

Too many.
Show me yours, so I can expand the sample group.

 

[Corbal]

Too many.
Show me yours, so I can expand the sample group.

Your perfectly coiffed beard and red lipschtick ain’t fooling me.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Your perfectly coiffed beard and red lipschtick ain’t fooling me.

I'd never conspire to mislead such a pinnacle of virtue as yourself.

Except for bewbs.

 

[Stilllearning2b]

Now I am trying to think of all the boobs I have seen...

Yep... I remember seeing a pair I didn’t like.

Where’s that thing from MIB?

 

[Miles Long]

I am tired.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why, why, why are those tickets sold out!

*cries*

 

[parker77]

i need a lil pick me up.

but she ain’t into it right now.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

i need a lil pick me up.

but she ain’t into it right now.

Sounds like you're not gonna be into it, either.

 

[F3x0r]

Friday night blues are kinda fun..

 

[clistenovena]

But enough about Justin Bieber lyrics...

Sounds like you're not gonna be into it, either.

https://media.tenor.com/images/e7eaf4b84c83c2cca2b9d2b55f1b9315/tenor.gif

 

[LikeableMe]

I have to be up for work in a few hours, but I’ve got too much to do before I can get to bed. I’m so behind today!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Working out the details of this new holiday I just created--it's called Prochrastimas. It involves putting off shopping and wrapping in favor of binging on scotch, Breaking Bad and guilt. I really think it could catch on!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Working out the details of this new holiday I just created--it's called Prochrastimas. It involves putting off shopping and wrapping in favor of binging on scotch, Breaking Bad and guilt. I really think it could catch on!

It's gonna need a theme song.

 

[LikeableMe]

Working out the details of this new holiday I just created--it's called Prochrastimas. It involves putting off shopping and wrapping in favor of binging on scotch, Breaking Bad and guilt. I really think it could catch on!

One of my managers did this last year! I was working until 10pm on Christmas Eve, and he ran over to me with bags full of toys at 9:30pm, begging me to please wrap up the gifts he’d just bought! My shopping was started in June, and finished weeks ago, so his attitude horrified me lol

 

[alwaysaway]

That I really don’t want to fight the crazy Christmas crowds.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

It's gonna need a theme song.

This is currently the frontrunner . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s0ES8L51BQ

Puts the biggest smile on my face.

 

[LikeableMe]

Four hours until I have to be up for work. If anyone wants to go in my place, I will be forever grateful!

 

[Taegul]

Could you be any fucking creepier?

http://www.relatably.com/m/img/meme-generator-creepy-guy/creepy-guy-meme-generator-i-like-your-hair-it-smells-nice-abc271_400x400.jpg

 

[Dangerous_Curves27]

I wonder how you add a photo to your profile