What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[tnman03]

I’m hitting “refresh” way more often than I’d care to admit.
One of those CTRL + R days...
Oy.

Well... you sound like you've got a little focused on a page then....

 

[Trekka]

Well... you sound like you've got a little focused on a page then....

And yet, I feel so distracted...

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I’m hitting “refresh” way more often than I’d care to admit.
One of those CTRL + R days...
Oy.

There are pills for that. Unfortunately, you may have to ask yourself if "refreshing" fewer times a day is worth having fewer orgasms. Talk to your doctor.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If the Grinch came a week after Christmas rather than on the 24th, he'd be the good guy that kindly takes down everyone's Christmas decorations for them.

 

[AveryElle]

I’m thankful it’s cold out so I can wear layers and keep them on at the party.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I'm going to make a scent called "Forever Puppy" and it will be like the new car smell but for dogs.

And they make puppies so cute and smell adorable so you don't murder them when they use their razor sharp Pennywise teeth on you.

 

[Gamer43018]

That I am to bored for my own good

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I'm going to make a scent called "Forever Puppy" and it will be like the new car smell but for dogs.

And they make puppies so cute and smell adorable so you don't murder them when they use their razor sharp Pennywise teeth on you.

I do hope you realize that a new car smell for dogs would be the scent of another dog's butt.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It’s okay to say something is “soft as a baby’s bottom”, but if you say something is “supple as an infant’s asscheeks” you’ll immediately be labeled as a child predator.

 

[PlayWithMeToday]

My nose is cold.

 

[AveryElle]

Well that was interesting

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Sometimes I can do things really right. I need more of those times.

 

[beachbaby179]

Sometimes I can do things really right. I need more of those times.

You've been scarce. Busy season for you!
Merry Christmas!!

 

[Cognantreverie]

Are glory holes real?

 

[Shi_One81]

Are glory holes real?

Yes.
One of the porn stores near me has one, but only men are allowed back there.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

If I’m not careful, I’m going to waste this opportunity.

 

[PlayWithMeToday]

It’s been a long time since I’ve been this horny......

 

[Dardesstra]

I'm glad there are Kittens.

 

[LikeableMe]

My alarm woke me up in the middle of a dream where I was running. I was wearing jogging bottoms and a sports bra, and going for a run. And I was happy. I know I was smiling in my sleep, but that damn wake up alarm interfered lol!

Damnit I don’t wanna go to work! Today is going to be crazy busy. And tomorrow and Tuesday even busier still.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I know I should be sleeping but I keep thinking about what his kiss might be like

 

[parker77]

i said ooop, baby, take me.

she said, ooop, baby, take me too.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

My fetish friends are pretty cool

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Walking around this morning, I suddenly remembered, after decades and for no particular reason, that my Bachelor's degree isn't really valid--a clerical error somehow credited me with a B for an economics class that I'd withdrawn from. Now the guilt is gnawing at me, but I still don't know shit about economics. I believe there's plenty of blame to go around. So please stop asking for alumni contributions, assholes. The football team sucks!

 

[DarkSimian]

This is exactly why I don't do holiday/ family events.....

 

[Trekka]

This is exactly why I don't do holiday/ family events.....

But but but

It’s the most wonderful time
of the year....