What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

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If I cleaned my car inside and out because I was too lazy to organise getting it detailed... am I actually lazy?
 
Feeling like these cats follow me around and haunt me and shit in my bathtub and cough up hairballs on my desk is because I arranged to have their testicles removed. I'd probably feel the same way.
 
It isn’t snow. It isn’t sleet, and it isn’t rain. Is it snain or may snoosh?

Sometimes it is best to say nothing at all.
 
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I love the feel of my waist being cinched by a corset. No clue why. It’s not about feeling sexy or desirable. I just like how snug it feels. 😸
 
"Leave the teabag in the water for three-to-five minutes ..."

And what am I supposed to drink in the meantime? NOT tea? :rolleyes:
 
I love the feel of my waist being cinched by a corset. No clue why. It’s not about feeling sexy or desirable. I just like how snug it feels. 😸

I somehow simply just feel safer when I put a belt on. But it has to do with not wanting my jeans to fall down if I get in an altercation. Not that that ever happens, but I need to be prepared for the possibility.
 
Watching Midsomer Murders yesterday, my girlfriend and I were howling with laughter when they kept saying sack (which had been used as a murder weapon, so they said it A LOT). :D

That reminds me of the New Years my friends and I played the drinking game of doing shots every time they said “who” in the Grinch who stole Christmas. It was more an endurance thing. I thing last man standing lasted 10minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
 
Nah. Less icy. More like falling slush and rain. It looked like snow, but was plummeting a the same speed as the rain. It literally made a splashing sound as it hit the pavement.

Just call it shitty. That how people drive in it, feel about it and think when they see it. Rofl
 
Wondering how many times a day I say "Goddammit, animal!" or toss a creature off my body--none of which are of the pleasing sort I'd like to be there. This is becoming a stress issue. :rolleyes:
 
Wondering why I can't train these animals to stop bouncing off of me and go buy me beer and cigarettes. They are nearly as useless as I am.






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Everyone that shows up as a couple at the DMV looks as though they are there for counseling.
 
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