Bad Random Life Tips.

[mnbreastluver]

If you want free money just walk around with a gun and a mask when asking for it. People are more likely to say yes when asked for money if you have a gun and a mask.

 

[cole4258]

No bad tips but must say, some of these are really funny.

Anything for a good laugh right

 

[mnbreastluver]

The number of shots you can safely drink in one night is equal to your age.

 

[Guyblue82]

Don't worry, you'll just respawn just like you do in video games

 

[Taegul]

Talking about your ex on a first date is the best way to show her how sensitive and caring you are.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Novels are passé. One-panel comic strips are the way to go.

 

[mnbreastluver]

For believable accidental dickpics, send them to your whole address book.

 

[Miles Long]

Build your own dildos out of ice and sand paper.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Afraid of choking? Learn to deep-throat progressively larger dicks. Over time, your throat will stretch, meaning you can more easily swallow harder to eat foods. You'll make a ton of friends as a bonus!

 

[LikeableMe]

Afraid of choking? Learn to deep-throat progressively larger dicks. Over time, your throat will stretch, meaning you can more easily swallow harder to eat foods. You'll make a ton of friends as a bonus!

I know a few people who would actually attempt that!

 

[gentold]

I know a few people who would actually attempt that!

Try deep throating a banana.

 

[LikeableMe]

Try deep throating a banana.

Not my thing, but I know some who would, as they are pretty gullible - and one terrified of choking

 

[gentold]

Not my thing, but I know some who would, as they are pretty gullible - and one terrified of choking

gullible as in lust with a being in a deep ally

 

[kurrginatorX]

Tired of bathing? You'\re in luck as the unwashed hobo scent is the new craze.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Low on money for Christmas presents? Just get disowned and alienate yourself from two thirds of your family! Problem solved!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Avoid being disciplined at work by letting it be known you have a humiliation fetish.

 

[kurrginatorX]

During your next job interview, tell the interviewer to go fuck him- / herself. You can claim Turrets and from there on out, if you get hired, you can tell anyone and everyone to kiss your ass at your leisure.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Are you tired of your hands smelling like gas, at the pumps? Light a match to disperse the smell.

 

[L_Snow]

Just keep getting new credit cards and transferring the balance until death!

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

When unsure if a socket is powered, test by inserting something conductive into it, such as your tongue.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Always keep an up to date measurement of your dick so if you ever need to measure something you can whip it out and have a measuring tape at all times.

 

[Mrtenant]

For spankee tolerance, spank your own ass several times a day. Try to get up to 122 or more spanks at a time. That way when your lover is there to give you the spanks you lustily crave, you are ready, and can take it, satisfying both yourself, and your lover.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Publically post your social security number, mother's maiden, birthdate, and other personal information so you no longer have to worry if someone has compromised that information or not, you'll know for sure they already have it.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Overweight? Have you tried every diet there is and nothing seems to work? Drive your car at 100 MPH into a brick wall. The coma diet: Lose weight while you sleep.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you’re ever upset at the Police, remember it’s perfectly legal to gesture your frustration by giving them the finger.