What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about an occasion of commingled paranoia and wonder. I woke up recently to someone knocking on my door. I ignored it because I thought it was likely to be the bipolar prostitute I’m trying to avoid. And this thought troubled me for an hour. Then I stepped outside and found a Quiche Lorraine and a cup of homemade salsa on my doorstep. Had no idea who might have left me such a gift, but I was quite sure it wasn’t the prostitute. Then I went on one of my daily walks; there are dogs all over the place, and I like to visit them all. I heard barking from a place where I don’t usually hear barking from, and found the woman who’d left food at my door! She was visiting my 85-year-old neighbor (with her dog), a neighbor who gave me my first job as a teenager, and now moves so slow that I can read the day’s newspaper while he walks from his mailbox to his front door, but he amazingly still always has a girlfriend. I’d just met his current girlfriend the day before, but she was kind enough to bring me food. I was both mystified and overwhelmed by her thoughtfulness.

 

[cole4258]

Thinking it should be time for lunch.

Who's turn to buy?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Thinking about an occasion of commingled paranoia and wonder. I woke up recently to someone knocking on my door. I ignored it because I thought it was likely to be the bipolar prostitute I’m trying to avoid. And this thought troubled me for an hour. Then I stepped outside and found a Quiche Lorraine and a cup of homemade salsa on my doorstep. Had no idea who might have left me such a gift, but I was quite sure it wasn’t the prostitute. Then I went on one of my daily walks; there are dogs all over the place, and I like to visit them all. I heard barking from a place where I don’t usually hear barking from, and found the woman who’d left food at my door! She was visiting my 85-year-old neighbor (with her dog), a neighbor who gave me my first job as a teenager, and now moves so slow that I can read the day’s newspaper while he walks from his mailbox to his front door, but he amazingly still always has a girlfriend. I’d just met his current girlfriend the day before, but she was kind enough to bring me food. I was both mystified and overwhelmed by her thoughtfulness.

Ask one of them what they see and maybe, just maybe you can get a clue to his mojo.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Ask one of them what they see and maybe, just maybe you can get a clue to his mojo.

Hee, hee. I'm pretty sure his mojo is money.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hee, hee. I'm pretty sure his mojo is money.

Hey whatever works. Hang with him more and take his leftovers. No shame in it.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Hey whatever works. Hang with him more and take his leftovers. No shame in it.

A while back, I picked him up when he fell off his back porch. He had fallen hard enough for his dentures to fall out. I'm going to miss him when he's gone. Then again, he could outlive me.

 

[Misshotndeep]

A while back, I picked him up when he fell off his back porch. He had fallen hard enough for his dentures to fall out. I'm going to miss him when he's gone. Then again, he could outlive me.

Better go visit more often. Never know when your gonna fall over and need his help. Lol

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Better go visit more often. Never know when your gonna fall over and need his help. Lol

Hell, I get drunk and fall out of bed. He's nowhere to be found.

I do make a habit of visiting my neighbors. I used to feel arrogantly independent, but I have learned the importance of having more people in my life. And this old man did things that brought both fun and practical service to many, many people.

 

[beachbaby179]

Whoever made this pasta sauce should get a raise.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Whoever made this pasta sauce should get a raise.

Whoever designed your panties should get a raise.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Whoever designed your panties should get a raise.

*face palm*

If you were any smoother you would be a gravel road.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

*face palm*

If you were any smoother you would be a gravel road.

LMAO! I'm more of a dirt road, full of ruts. You'd get stuck.

 

[witchydiana85]

I'm not a vindictive person by any means, but I spent most of this morning plotting to destroy my noisy neighbour.

 

[beachbaby179]

Whoever designed your panties should get a raise.

Haha. That made me laugh. So thank you. For the laugh AND for the compliment.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Haha. That made me laugh. So thank you. For the laugh AND for the compliment.

Thank you for the corset, the cleavage, and the pearls. I felt I should give a little something back.

 

[lacandy]

I’m thinking that I may run away soon...I thought the teen girl was going to be the one to drive me to it, but nope! It’s the teen boy who has finally tipped me over the edge!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm thinking it would be fun to wear this out to a party.

 

[witchydiana85]

I'm thinking it woul be fun to wear this out to a party.

Yes, indeed. Very pretty.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

*face palm*

If you were any smoother you would be a gravel road.

One of my favorites, btw . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tUzhodl_rw

 

[CleverCowardice]

There ought to be a law that Mondays must be spent in bed.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Apparently the USA collectively got out of the bed on the wrong side today judging by the calls!

Give me a Canadian instead any day, not that I’m biased

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Oh, shit! Is it Monday? I should probably get up.

 

[cole4258]

Thinking it will be time to go soon

 

[LikeableMe]

Trying to work out the best way to make my own PlayStation themed gift wrap

 

[MsLead]

What a blessing to be working from home so I can punch out to take a break when I feel like crap on a cracker!