barefootgirl69
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What Are You Thinking? Continued 5
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Hornblende
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I'm thinking that the first episode of "His Dark Materials" was very promising.
Misshotndeep
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I finally figured out my phone’s dictionary issues. Seems 3 dictionaries were on at once and it was going crazy. Now I won’t look like a third grader when I post. Well not from spelling and grammar errors anyway. 
JerseyJade
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My boo and a couple of his friends are here watching football. This reminds me of when I was single and I would hang out with the guys when they were watching football... except now, I have to behave myself. 
Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
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I won't speak for all men, but I am accustomed to being emotionally ignored. Then I just beat the dog. So anyone on here who ignores me should know they are causing a dog to be beaten. What kind of monsters are you?!?!
mnbreastluver
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It’s that time of year when you pull out your winter jacket for the first time and rifle through the pockets hoping to find extra dollars
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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I did! I did! Just a couple of dollars so far. But I have more jackets to rummage through. And also laundry to do. More pockets to empty. I could be sitting on a gold mine here!
Cthulhu1138
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When did it happen that the staff in a fine dining restaurant became better dressed than the patrons?
Wear a collared shirt and some trousers for fish's sake!
What is it about me that actually cares about this?
Maybe that camouflage hoodie *is* the fanciest thing they own....
(When I go through my winter clothing all I find in the pockets are doggie poop bags)
Wear a collared shirt and some trousers for fish's sake!
What is it about me that actually cares about this?
Maybe that camouflage hoodie *is* the fanciest thing they own....
(When I go through my winter clothing all I find in the pockets are doggie poop bags)
alwaysaway
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I’m thinking about how the above username is supposed to be pronounced 
Misshotndeep
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Yeah, there are dress codes at the really nice places. For just that reason. And poop bags? That’s funny.
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LurkingPhoenix
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I'm pretty lucky.
blade_rocknut
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Good night to all but the trolls and insufferable assholes.
Cthulhu1138
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I’m thinking about how the above username is supposed to be pronounced
Kuh-THOOL-oo
Is the most common
There are lots of variations though.
Just so long as you accept him as the lurking fear that haunts your nightmares and reaches in to your mind from eons before the dawn of time to reveal the weakness and puniness of humanity, that is important bit.
;-)
LiveWire64
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Thinking about female asses covered in body paint
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This heater sounds as if it will blow up soon. Time for a new space heater.
Never hold on to things. It'll just get worse in the long run.
RustyIron
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Thinking that it’s rather presumptuous of me to have a cat spayed, and deny her of her reproductive potential. What if she wanted to have me neutered? I expect I’d complain a great deal. But her whining interrupts my sleep, and I’m bigger than her and have a vehicle. And she doesn’t know how to call a doctor. I’m not happy about it, but I pretty much win in this situation.
LikeableMe
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I remember teasing a friend when she got her puppy neutered - I told her it might have been her dog’s dream to be father. She didn’t appreciate my humour
LikeableMe
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Same here. The predictive text function is driving me crazy. I can’t even type ‘goodnight’ without it throwing a certain name at me. My old phone had a function where I could remove certain words, but my iPhone doesn’t seem to. I’m getting a new phone any day now, but I know the suggestive text follows on each device
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