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What Are You Thinking? Continued 5
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theslutbunny
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Has anyone ever noticed how, when a guy posts something a bit negative and dour, he's either ignored or told to buck up, but when a girl does it everyone's dripping sympathy and understanding? The fuck's wrong with you all?
Misshotndeep
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fl_openminded
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Interesting. How does it work? I hear they work great with our pets. I'm thinking about buying one
greeneyedvirgin
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And so it begins. Little do they know that their dad had a will and everything goes to me.
Chris_Michael
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Some of these guys are so desperate that they'll follow every woman around begging for scraps. When a woman shows her vulnerable side, they flock to her like vultures.
Don't get me wrong, I'll follow a woman around like a puppy... but not EVERY woman.
TTawhere
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Nothing divides family faster than a will.
Meat cleavers ...?
TTawhere
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Might even be faster than that.
Apparently you missed out on participating in the planned Donner Party hike from the Camping Friends thread...
Mei5ter
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And I thought the place on my high street with a sign reading Family Butcher just sold really good sausages...
Wife of Bath
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I don’t necessarily think this is accurate.
Chris_Michael
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Nothing divides family faster than a will.
Dude, it's crazy. My parents died and I'm the sole heir. Everything goes to me.
Yet, there are people who are family friends who are claiming that my dad promised to give them his gun collection and truck. My extended family is making claims on diamond rings and shit. WTF?
Like BITCH, fuck off. That's the easiest and fastest way to get blocked on my phone.
Those are the same people offering to help in any way they can. They a bunch of manipulative pieces of shit.
The only people who are getting the pick of anything in this house are those who are helping me without asking for stuff. Those people, I will pretty much give anything to.
TTawhere
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It is insane. When my grandmother passed, my mom and my uncle had a tiff over the way that parts of wrapping the estate went. They didn't talk for years. A waste of time for no real reason other than hard feelings over a few thousand dollars.
My father has prepared things well. He has a trust and a will in place that is pretty iron clad over his desires for the division of his assets. There should be no question. He's written out who gets certain special items. With that said, he's thinking of re-writing part of it to change some of the distribution in my favor as he feels my sister has already had a significant part of her inheritance. I'm sure this will lead to hard feelings.
He did put a clause in the will, however. Should anyone contest his wishes in any way, they get _nothing_ and the assets are divided as they are proportioned to the remaining heirs. Cold-blooded, yes. Practical, yes.
So, bottom line. Keep your mouth shut and accept what you have been given gratefully. It wasn't yours to begin with and is a gift to you.
DarkSimian
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That was exhausting; somebody needs to start a recap thread, so I don't have to read everything....
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Chris_Michael
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That's ridiculous. I think the saddest thing is when you think about those people, you're like "Damn, that's my bloodline? For real?"
I swear to GOD that both of my aunts drove from the Northern US all the way to South Georgia thinking they were going to get to go through the entire house to get what they wanted.
I gave both of them a hard NO, and they were both pissed. My mom's sister reminded me that there would come a time when I needed somebody and I would have NOBODY. I was like "BITCH, I don't need anybody. Fuck you." I didn't say that, but I wanted to.
These lunatics are my blood. Fuck. No wonder I'm so fucking crazy.
DarkSimian
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Yesterday this thread was attacked by trolls. There. You're all caught up.
Where were you 20 min ago? (And I'm sorry you're not feeling good. Anything I can do?)
JerseyJade
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DarkSimian
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I was napping. Naaa, it's just one of those days. Thanks anyway.
Ok. Well, if you need anything, just send up the "JJ signal". I got ya
JerseyJade
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Chris_Michael
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To continue my journey through Death Stranding... or to sleep? Hmm...
That's horrible.... ohhhh people.
This reminds me:
ANECDOTE:
Coworker told me that his grandmother passed a couple years ago, and his aunts and uncles came out of the woodwork who had NEVER been around to support her and his grandfather at all through her cancer or even prior to that. When she passed and named the grandfather solely in her will - they were pissed, and brought him to court over it and dragged his name through the dirt.
He allowed the four aunts and uncles to win the lawsuit, and they became wholely responsible for her estate in it's ENTIRETY.
Turned out - there was no assets. There was nothing but payments to be made, and debts to settle so they had to pay the funeral costs, e.t.c.
THE KICKER:
Grampy was rich and had seperated finances. He had no need for any money and could have payed any expenses at the drop of a hat. Just wanted to teach the greedy kids one last lesson. He was named in the will because she knew he was fiscally responsible to deal with the expenses.
if I remember correctly, he also hit them back for the legal fees after the fact as well.
MORAL:
Where there's a will... there's foul play.
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Chris_Michael
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I'd rather give this shit to you than my dumbass aunts. lol
Misshotndeep
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Same thing happen when my grand folks died. It’s sad. It’s also why I disowned all my kin. I don’t want those kinda people in my life. Shared blood or not I don’t care for them.
Sorry your going through that Chris. Just tell them all to fuck off and do you.
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