Pmann thinks blowjobs need a new name

[Lord Pmann]

Most people don't like doing things like "jobs". So, why then, have we named the single most fun thing (to receive) a job?

Pmann pontificates...

I think the blowjob could go with a rebranding. Like, it's doing pretty well for itself. I just googled it. (did you know you could see videos of girls giving blowjobs!?! OMG THIS IS EPICCCC) The blowjob is doing pretty well for itself. But I feel like, with a rebranding, we could turn this million dollar idea into a billion dollar idea.

But we need a new name. Take that job out of it.

Blow endeavour?
Blow journey?
Blow calling?
Blow passion?
Blow deed?

I have eliminated these from the running:

Blow burden
Blow occupation (unless you're a whore)
Blow mission
Blow chore
Blow drudgery

I'm on the fence with these:

Blow undertaking
Blow deed
Blow project

Thoughts?

 

[LostGirlTink]

This needs a poll.
Or pole.
Or... you know, whatever

 

[Lord Pmann]

This needs a poll.
Or pole.
Or... you know, whatever

Well, we should probably get some ideas first. Then, I can add a poll and we can vote for the best. I think I can go back and add a poll? Maybe? No?

Edit: I don't think I can.

 

[parker77]

see, i was headed in an entirely different direction, focusing on the word, “blow.” nobody’s blowing in the act, at least not in any of the fellatio performed on me. (well mainly, there was that time involving orally applied menthol and subsequent brief blowing, but that’s not what we’re talking about). i think you should consider a full rebranding, replacing both blow and job. i mean, a partial renaming seems meek and confusing (see New Coke). just start over with something brilliant. wow me.

 

[ydahecnot]

Viscosity transferral process?

 

[Lord Pmann]

see, i was headed in an entirely different direction, focusing on the word, “blow.” nobody’s blowing in the act, at least not in any of the fellatio performed on me. (well mainly, there was that time involving orally applied menthol and subsequent brief blowing, but that’s not what we’re talking about). i think you should consider a full rebranding, replacing both blow and job. i mean, a partial renaming seems meek and confusing (see New Coke). just start over with something brilliant. wow me.

That's not a bad idea. The blowjob is a deceiving name. Pteen was standing their like a fucking idiot with a blow-dryer just waiting to cum. Instead, I just cooked my dick to medium well.

Viscosity transferral process?

Too scientific. We need something that appeals to women and women do not like things like science and maths. #Fact They like sweet things. We need something more appealing.

Sweet slurpy suck or something like that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

If you want it to appeal to women you have to put pumpkin spice in the title.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Pumpkin Spice Cock Swirl?

 

[LostGirlTink]

Pumpkin Spice Cock Swirl?

I would be all over that.
I mean.. no that’s exactly what I mean

 

[jaF0]

He got a double PMann.

PManning.


Give a PMann.

 

[hotwords229_A]

If you want it to appeal to guys (two guys together, I mean) it can be called a Variable-Speed Oscillating Tongue Rub.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pumpkin Spice Cock Swirl?

This only works on white bitches

He got a double PMann.

PManning.


Give a PMann.

I would be honoured.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Most people don't like doing things like "jobs". So, why then, have we named the single most fun thing (to receive) a job?

Pmann pontificates...

I think the blowjob could go with a rebranding. Like, it's doing pretty well for itself. I just googled it. (did you know you could see videos of girls giving blowjobs!?! OMG THIS IS EPICCCC) The blowjob is doing pretty well for itself. But I feel like, with a rebranding, we could turn this million dollar idea into a billion dollar idea.

But we need a new name. Take that job out of it.

Blow endeavour?
Blow journey?
Blow calling?
Blow passion?
Blow deed?

I have eliminated these from the running:

Blow burden
Blow occupation (unless you're a whore)
Blow mission
Blow chore
Blow drudgery

I'm on the fence with these:

Blow undertaking
Blow deed
Blow project

Thoughts?

The "job" part is onerous, and has to change. The "blow" part is largely inaccurate, and should alos be abandoned. (I say largely, because there was this time...)

I digress, now Hotwords may be on to something:

If you want it to appeal to guys (two guys together, I mean) it can be called a Variable-Speed Oscillating Tongue Rub.

I was thinking "Tool Cleaning"> Guys like tools, and I know I'd like the idea of someone else cleaning it...

 

[Buscando]

Well that might do it for the girls...

Pumpkin Spice Cock Swirl?

...but I'm betting that in about 10 minutes you'd get a visit from Starbuck's lawyers.
Perhaps throwing around terms like, "lip service," "penile code," "juris-dicktion," "subpenis" and "oral arguments."

Scary stuff like that.

 

[Suz_anne]

Slurpy

 

[Lord Pmann]

Slurpy

That's very sleek. Like, when Justin Timberlake tells Mark Zuckerberg to call it Facebook instead of The Facebook.

 

[Suz_anne]

That's very sleek. Like, when Justin Timberlake tells Mark Zuckerberg to call it Facebook instead of The Facebook.

And it is cute!

I'm very much like JT. I'll rip your shirt down to expose your nipple clamps, too.

 

[Taegul]

Too many names for it

Knob bob
Tonsil tickle
Blowmancing the Stones
Job interview (Still uses "job", but she'll still get paid)

 

[Sundayschild]

I've seen the term 'gobble' used. Not saying I like it, but it exists.

 

[lustpuppy]

Blown Away,= completed the job
Milked his snake.
Blown Up = started but didn’t finish

 

[lustpuppy]

I've seen the term 'gobble' used. Not saying I like it, but it exists.

You get that if you meet some randy bird at Christmas

 

[beachbaby179]

see, i was headed in an entirely different direction, focusing on the word, “blow.” nobody’s blowing in the act, at least not in any of the fellatio performed on me. (well mainly, there was that time involving orally applied menthol and subsequent brief blowing, but that’s not what we’re talking about). i think you should consider a full rebranding, replacing both blow and job. i mean, a partial renaming seems meek and confusing (see New Coke). just start over with something brilliant. wow me.

I'm with parker. I mean, not WITH parker...oh never mind.

There's no blowing involved. Sucking, licking, swallowing, kissing, yep. But no blowing. He's not a balloon.

 

[Taegul]

I'm with parker. I mean, not WITH parker...oh never mind.

There's no blowing involved. Sucking, licking, swallowing, kissing, yep. But no blowing. He's not a balloon.

But *it* inflates like one, hence the confusion?

 

[ydahecnot]

Stick shifting?

 

[Fishing57]

I worked in Canada in the early 90's, a girl friend of our receptionist took a liking to me and told her friend she wanted to give me a "hummer". I had to ask what that was. Not sure I ever got it, well maybe!