Getting a bit daring

[deepstar7]

Shit, have I officially lost my sweet and innocent status?? Lol.

Hot and sexy now.

 

[CanadianM]

Shit, have I officially lost my sweet and innocent status?? Lol.

Sweet? Very sweet.. innocent? Don’t think so. Sexy and fun? Always!

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

Just a quick note to say hi, thanks for all your messages. Im sorry if I haven't responded yet. Just overwhelmed with life right now. I have to step away but will be back shortly. I will leave you with this. Posted it in another thread. Hugs and kisses

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Just a quick note to say hi, thanks for all your messages. Im sorry if I haven't responded yet. Just overwhelmed with life right now. I have to step away but will be back shortly. I will leave you with this. Posted it in another thread. Hugs and kisses

Great pic.

See you soon. Take care.

 

[CanadianM]

Just a quick note to say hi, thanks for all your messages. Im sorry if I haven't responded yet. Just overwhelmed with life right now. I have to step away but will be back shortly. I will leave you with this. Posted it in another thread. Hugs and kisses

Will miss you while you are away

 

[Todger65]

Just a quick note to say hi, thanks for all your messages. Im sorry if I haven't responded yet. Just overwhelmed with life right now. I have to step away but will be back shortly. I will leave you with this. Posted it in another thread. Hugs and kisses

I hadn’t noticed you missing. Oh hang on that’s because I’ve not been here. I’ve been propping up my sons hospital bed for a week.

 

[photobuff56]

Take all the time you need, we'll be right here.

 

[planetbeat_]

Just a quick note to say hi, thanks for all your messages. Im sorry if I haven't responded yet. Just overwhelmed with life right now. I have to step away but will be back shortly. I will leave you with this. Posted it in another thread. Hugs and kisses

Aw honey, will miss you while you are gone but sending you all kinds of lovely warm thoughts and hope you feel back on top soon

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

Just stopping by quickly to say I'm thinking about you all.
And maybe you need to hear this.

 

[CanadianM]

Just stopping by quickly to say I'm thinking about you all.
And maybe you need to hear this.

So good to see you dropping in. Have a wonderful weekend.

 

[Rt127]

i like fuking funny i mean i like that ur fuking funny

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

i like fuking funny i mean i like that ur fuking funny

Well I prefer just fucking but I'll take fucking funny right now!!

 

[EndlessNameless]

Well I prefer just fucking but I'll take fucking funny right now!!

Naughty.

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

Naughty.

Well....just being honest or maybe it's the margarita.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Well....just being honest or maybe it's the margarita.

We all knew you weren't innocent.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Just stopping by quickly to say I'm thinking about you all.
And maybe you need to hear this.

Well I prefer just fucking but I'll take fucking funny right now!!

Fucking funny?

A blonde a brunette and a stripper walk into a bar. The blonde and brunette get knocked out, but the stripper spins around it.

A naked woman walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer." The bartender doesn't respond. She says "I'll have a beer please". The bartender looks her up and down and turns away. "What's the matter?" She asks. The bartender turns back, takes another good look, and says "How are you going to pay for that?"

A doctor says to a patient, "I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."
The patient asks "Why?"
"Because I'm trying to examine you.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”


Brr ump bump ching!

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

Fucking funny?

A blonde a brunette and a stripper walk into a bar. The blonde and brunette get knocked out, but the stripper spins around it.

A naked woman walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer." The bartender doesn't respond. She says "I'll have a beer please". The bartender looks her up and down and turns away. "What's the matter?" She asks. The bartender turns back, takes another good look, and says "How are you going to pay for that?"

A doctor says to a patient, "I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."
The patient asks "Why?"
"Because I'm trying to examine you.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”


Brr ump bump ching!

Awesome!!! Now that's fucking funny.

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick


Sorry that's all I got tonight!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

 

[planetbeat_]

Just stopping by quickly to say I'm thinking about you all.
And maybe you need to hear this.

And just know you bring joy to us dear girl xxx

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

Glitter and Gold

 

[CanadianM]

Glitter and Gold

Your G’s got me Going! Gorgeous!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Glitter and Gold

Great stuff Renee!Both very subtle.

 

[zach20092]

Just stopping by quickly to say I'm thinking about you all.
And maybe you need to hear this.

Waiting expectantly!! Subscribed

 

[deepstar7]

Glitter and Gold

Very sexy, love those tasty nipples.

 

[Blueeyesrenee]