Firsts

AveryElle

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First kiss.
First meal cooked.
First international vacation.
First date.

We all have firsts for everything and most of those have a story. And with the dissolution of the audio thread, I’d like to attempt to hear about the story behind your firsts (details at your discretion*) in the same way any Q&A thread works. First person posts the answer about their first and then asks about the next first. Example: first international trip, I’d answer and then ask the next poster about another first.

So....first victim (no that’s not a topic I’m asking about!)

Tell us: what was your first job?

*details about underage sex not allowed
 
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Beat up Honda Accord that cost $2,000 and died on me. But saw a lot of miles going from concert to concert in one summer while I worked at a law firm!

First social media presence?
 
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Pretty sure it was early AOL chat rooms, unfortunately.

First love?

Overall? My first true love was my dog.
Romantic love? A married princeton professor who was the first person to ever make me feel smart.

First movie in a theater?
 
Freshman year college. Tried the long-distance thing. Didn't work at all.

First date at a swanky restaurant

A restaurant called Pierre's in Waterloo Ontario (long gone due to a mysterious fire). The waiter made Cesar salad at the table. I had never seen that.

First bad experience with alcohol?
 
A restaurant called Pierre's in Waterloo Ontario (long gone due to a mysterious fire). The waiter made Cesar salad at the table. I had never seen that.

First bad experience with alcohol?

When I was maybe 20-ish, I went out drinking with a friend, just to my local. We met a weird old chap who just talked on an on about Renaissance art and the mysteries within it, and frankly he was really funny in an unintentional way. I kept on drinking, for some reason, pint after pint. I didn't normally do this, I was always very measured, and I knew full well what I was doing but the buzz was different, and kind of fun. I think I downed 10 pints of beer, and getting home was extremely difficult. We picked up fritters from the nearby Chinese chip shop and he made his train, while I stumbled back to my house. The next morning was bad, and while I did end up getting properly drunk maybe 2 more times after that (once on drinks I didn't realise were alcoholic until it was too late and once on shots), that caused me to put a hard limit on how much I'll have when out. Also, my wallet wasn't happy :D

First time you felt utterly defeated?
 
When I was maybe 20-ish, I went out drinking with a friend, just to my local. We met a weird old chap who just talked on an on about Renaissance art and the mysteries within it, and frankly he was really funny in an unintentional way. I kept on drinking, for some reason, pint after pint. I didn't normally do this, I was always very measured, and I knew full well what I was doing but the buzz was different, and kind of fun. I think I downed 10 pints of beer, and getting home was extremely difficult. We picked up fritters from the nearby Chinese chip shop and he made his train, while I stumbled back to my house. The next morning was bad, and while I did end up getting properly drunk maybe 2 more times after that (once on drinks I didn't realise were alcoholic until it was too late and once on shots), that caused me to put a hard limit on how much I'll have when out. Also, my wallet wasn't happy :D

First time you felt utterly defeated?

2000 election. I had volunteered for months for Al Gore. Went to bed thinking one outcome, woke up to another. Now twice in my life, the ‘president’ hasn’t won a majority of votes. I was depressed for weeks and weeks about 2000. The. I just got angry. Stayed angry.

First time you wanted something you knew you’d never be able to have?
 
2000 election. I had volunteered for months for Al Gore. Went to bed thinking one outcome, woke up to another. Now twice in my life, the ‘president’ hasn’t won a majority of votes. I was depressed for weeks and weeks about 2000. The. I just got angry. Stayed angry.

First time you wanted something you knew you’d never be able to have?

The sixth-grade presidency. Yet I tried.

FTY got an erection.
 
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