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[geronimo_appleby]

Get fucked, you pensioner...I've been at it all day...

pension took a jump in feb, too!

 

[LucyCanyon]

Get fucked, you pensioner...I've been at it all day...

He said work....

 

[spawnofdavey]

Working today

 

[geronimo_appleby]

morning, each.

 

[expertlinguist]

Morning all . . . . . I know that's a bit cheeky, but I have an offer few would refuse.

I am selling my pride and joy

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDEzWDEwMjQ=/z/YpoAAOSwsMddfc-v/$_86.JPG

Why you may ask . . . . . well the truth is I am getting a bit too long in the tooth for this beast, and I am looking at getting myself something more sedate, like a Harley.

The full advert is here, and LIT peeps get 10% discount!

Go on, spoil yourself!

 

[TheSilverLining]

^ nice crotch-rocket.

 

[TheSilverLining]

It’s my Sunday, I’m not getting dressed all day.
Might genuinely need to cave and put the heating on to facilitate this, though. #northernSHAME

 

[LucyCanyon]

It’s my Sunday, I’m not getting dressed all day.
Might genuinely need to cave and put the heating on to facilitate this, though. #northernSHAME

No shame in that, white frost on the roof in Yorkshire, room thermostat only set at 18.5 which isn't that warm... and heating popped on this morning. Lit the stove last night too, go on, it's fine!!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

white frost on the roof in Yorkshire

No frost on the decent side of the hills.

 

[janeyl]

It’s my Sunday, I’m not getting dressed all day.
Might genuinely need to cave and put the heating on to facilitate this, though. #northernSHAME

you'll be telling me you don't drink tea next...and put a coat on when you go out...

 

[LucyCanyon]

No frost on the decent side of the hills.

No, I gather the Cairngorms were fine

 

[TheSilverLining]

you'll be telling me you don't drink tea next...and put a coat on when you go out...

I’m a coffee girl, actually. But the coat thing is sacrilege!

 

[TheSilverLining]

I love a Monday morning off-work.

 

[FortybutNice]

I love a Monday morning off-work.

Lucky girl! Stuck in the office all day

 

[expertlinguist]

^ nice crotch-rocket.

That's why I am not lying when I promise a girl that I can put something big, powerful and throbbing in between their legs

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

That's why I am not lying when I promise a girl that I can put something big, powerful and throbbing in between their legs

Well if we're digressing into 'UK Litsters with big motorcycles', mine's a blue Triumph Trophy 900 sports-tourer.

 

[LucyCanyon]

Well if we're digressing into 'UK Litsters with big motorcycles', mine's a blue Triumph Trophy 900 sports-tourer.

I feel totally out-throbbed... I only have a Ridley Crossbow and how throbbing it gets is totally dependent on my thighs.... and how fast I can pedal!

 

[expertlinguist]

Well if we're digressing into 'UK Litsters with big motorcycles', mine's a blue Triumph Trophy 900 sports-tourer.

Mine's bigger than yours and it's black, double

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Mine's bigger than yours

You appear to have misspelt 'not as nimble'....

 

[expertlinguist]

You appear to have misspelt 'not as nimble'....

I don't think that one could accuse anything "Hergestellt in Deutschland" of being nimble . . . more like: I am in you face pal!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I don't think that one could accuse anything "Hergestellt in Deutschland" of being nimble.

This is almost certainly the only thread on Lit where I'd be asking if you fancy a ride sometime.

 

[expertlinguist]

This is almost certainly the only thread on Lit where I'd be asking if you fancy a ride sometime.

That's a great invite. and I'll take a rain cheque . . . Will have to wait until next summer now . . .

 

[geronimo_appleby]

nights are fair drawing in. time to get outta the country!

 

[janeyl]

nights are fair drawing in. time to get outta the country!

winter drawers on...oh wait, you don't wear 'em!

 

[Susurration]

Evening lurkers .