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I was trying to find a way to rate the hotness of all your mothers.

I use the wheelchair or walker system. If she's pretty decent, she gets two walkers up. But if she's really hot, she gets 5/5 wheelchairs. If she's ugly, she gets one glass of warm denture water.
 
09.09.19

What's something funny or memorable you did as a child that people still talk about today?

I used to sleep walk a lot. And I would pee on things, like a little R Kelly. And I had a Teddy Ruxpin doll that used to take the brunt of it, like poor submissive furry. I'd sleepwalk over to that little guy and just piss on him like he was my bitch. He got pissed on and washed so many times, the fucker probably gargled when he talked.

People find it less amusing these days when I pee on things.
 
09.09.19

What's something funny or memorable you did as a child that people still talk about today?

I wasn't a little, little kid, but people still come up to me and talk of the time I was riding a skateboard and held on the the rear bumper of a 69 Mach 1. Got up to 65 mph in town.:D that was about 35 years ago.
 
I used to sleep walk a lot. And I would pee on things, like a little R Kelly.
I'm not sure why this doesn't surprise me.

When I was little I used to dress up as Clark Kent on the way to school. Then at recess I'd put on my little Superman suit. No idea why I stopped doing that honestly. :cool::D
That's pretty darned adorable. :heart:

09.09.19

What's something funny or memorable you did as a child that people still talk about today?
I sucked my thumb well beyond the age where it was appropriate. My grandfather's hair was cut in a flat-top buzz cut style and his hair was very soft. So there are many photos of little Suz sucking her thumb and rubbing my grandpa's hair. He was my human woobie. :)
 
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I sucked my thumb well beyond the age where it was appropriate. My grandfather's hair was cut in a flat-top buzz cut style and his hair was very soft. So there are many photos of little Suz sucking her thumb and rubbing my grandpa's hair. He was my human woobie. :)

Awww, this is just too adorable.:heart:
 
At least once a year at a family gathering the story gets brought up about my “apology” letter that I had to write to my sister for calling her a stupid idiot

My parents kept it because apparently my “apology” was based on the dictionary definition of both the words stupid and idiot. And it ended with “ based on your report card and the fact that you do well in school, you are neither stupid, or an idiot. You are just mean and rude.”


Apparently even at a young age the sass was strong with me :rolleyes:

Even at an early age, sass. Hahaha, too cute.:heart:
 
09.09.19

What's something funny or memorable you did as a child that people still talk about today?

My first time away from home for an extended period by myself, at Scout camp when I was 12, I wrote a letter home complaining about how homesick I was, and begging to come home early. I also complained that the Scoutmaster was holding our money and charging "interest", and that I wanted to turn him into the BBB.

My mom still has that letter....
 
Whenever someone says they fucked my mom I usually respond with:

"Ah, I was not aware you liked to crack open Cold Ones..."

I used that one in Highschool, and damn if the table I was at didn't get really really quiet. The only thing you could hear was the burn I had just laid down on the poor unsuspecting fool.


PrettyLilPussy19 said:
What's something funny or memorable you did as a child that people still talk about today?

Learning how to ride a motorcycle at a very young age, the rule was simple, If I could get it started, then someone would help me ride it. There I was, all of maybe 50 pounds soaking wet, I worked the kickstarter around by hand until I had it right where I wanted it. Then I climbed Up on the seat, jumped off, landed with both feet on the kicker pedal, the kicker goes through the motion...and then the bike backfires, the lever throws me about 15 feet through the air and I land on my back. All the adults are freaking out (legs get broken that way dontcha know) and I am just giggling my ass off.
 
09.09.19

What's something funny or memorable you did as a child that people still talk about today?

I used to talk in my sleep. Well, not talk. Yell. Really really loudly. But I only did it while traveling. One time we were camping in one of those pop up canvas campers, you know, the ones you pull behind the car and it’s like a tent on wheels basically? So one night it’s fucking pouring rain, and since it’s a canvas top it’s fucking loud. I wake up my whole family and the other family in our campsite yelling “Roll the dice J, roll the damn dice!” (Yes, I cursed as a child too)

The dad from the other family came through the torrential downpour to find out if everything was all right.

Memories.
 
09.10.19

Is there an unspoken Lit rule by which you wished everyone would abide?

How about "Don't be a dick"

Or: "If you read the other postings you won't ask the same question multiple times, or keep on praising known, proven fakes in picture threads."

And: "Don't feed the trolls".
 
09.10.19

Is there an unspoken Lit rule by which you wished everyone would abide?
Anyone who wishes to create an alt for the purposes of being pathetically and anonymously mean to someone here may only do so after drinking a large glass of potassium cyanide.
 
Anyone who wishes to create an alt for the purposes of being pathetically and anonymously mean to someone here may only do so after drinking a large glass of potassium cyanide.

What he said. I've got other, more painful toxins in mind, though.

My ignore list is already longer in 4 days than it was in the first 7+ years lurkingguy existed.

Fucking morons.
 
09.09.19

What's something funny or memorable you did as a child that people still talk about today?

I punched my step-cousin in the mouth at Christmas. At my very proper grandparents house. We were both dragged into the kitchen. Still not sorry. We were 12.
 
Don't 'quote' someone's entire huge-ass message if you're only referencing one small part or if you don't need to at all.

Fuck. Yes.

Or quote embedded photos... Especially large ones.. they only need to need to be seen the one time!
 
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