The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[FataMorgana]

well i'll be buggered sideways: just saw samwise gamgee (sean astin) as the new colonel sanders character in the ads. seems he played mikey in the goonies. i'm usually pretty good at spotting a face as a child or now as an adult, but that one passed right over my head!

mikey

samwise

colonel sanders

I only recently discovered Patty Duke Astin is his mum.

 

[Saint Peter]

Back at it. Fuck.

This work stuff is ass. I need a Sugar Mama.

 

[Saint Peter]

I only recently discovered Patty Duke Astin is his mum.

Will you be my Sugar Mama?

Can I get some petro money??

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/tD9DKSm/Screen-Shot-2019-09-09-at-4-11-29-AM.png

J Dilla!

 

[Wings]

A whole day with zero meetings. Twilight Zone

 

[trysail]

(NPR) The professional busybodies and gossips (i.e., the media) made him what he is today:

New Book Examines How Media Enabled Trump's Rise


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[pointless]

apparently i've got paper planes stuck in my brain today which is frustrating because it's hard to sing gunshots.

that fucking song is like 11 or 12 years old now. add that to list of shit that makes me feel old.

 

[raindancer]

It's fine that you don't love me. I have the comfort of Cs- cats, coffee, cheese and cunts.
Fucker.

 

[Sean]

Only Brits will get it, but this is fucking genius:

 

[Sean]

There are a lot of good opening lines in books but you have to go a long way to beat Mark Lawrence's Red Sister:

It is important, when killing a nun, to ensure that you bring an army of sufficient size. For Sister Thorn of the Sweet Mercy Convent Lano Tacsis brought two hundred men.

 

[Wrong Element]

Alert AJ: Sarah Palin is now a single woman.

 

[Wings]

Kevin Bacon just said “don’t beat yourself off it it doesn’t work” and now I need to go take some me time.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Alert AJ: Sarah Palin is now a single woman.

What about #familyvalues?

 

[dolf]

I'm laying in bed, listening to the clang of weights, bluetoothing the rocky soundtrack to the speakers downstairs. I'm pretty sure that makes me an awesome girlfriend, even if I can't be bothered to spot.

 

[Rightguide]

I'm laying in bed, listening to the clang of weights, bluetoothing the rocky soundtrack to the speakers downstairs. I'm pretty sure that makes me an awesome girlfriend, even if I can't be bothered to spot.

It's nice to hear you're not spotting.

 

[dolf]

It's nice to hear you're not spotting.

Haha

I should be though. He tends to turn his right knee in slightly on the heavier squats if I'm not hurling abuse and threats at him.

 

[dolf]

Out for my morning run and a dark van, tinted windows, burly guys in black suits stop me in the middle of isolated nowhere to ask where my neighbour's house was... If I hadn't come across morgue men before, I'd have been a bit freaked out.

Sad. I've never talked to them, but they seem decent folk.

 

[chillywilly2]

And a Canadian kid wins the US open tennis....

 

[thør]

Alert AJ: Sarah Palin is now a single woman.

I guess Todd didn't get the traditional anniversary blow job.

I wonder if he's gonna try to bop back into his old BP job.....

oops, BP ain't hiring, in fact, they're divesting of their Alaskan business.

 

[butters]

h and i have been playing with wire and beads and items found yesterday to make bird feeders to hang from his art-tree: a deliciously twisted trunk, oddly angled branches chainsawed and trimmed of all excess to bare minimum, torched and scraped. he has other things in mind for it, too, but it'll be fun watching the birds playing on the feeders.

 

[suurfer]

No 9/11 threads?

Particularly since Trump is about to reveal the records to the families who started a lawsuit?
And George Beebee's book (published last week) which states that Bush had been personally called on the red phone by Putin and the Interpol 2 days before the attack, with urgent warnings?

odd.

 

[nowisthetime]

Damn Saints always know how to squander a game.

Oh NVM! Pure luck there.

 

[HarryHill]

h and i have been playing with wire and beads and items found yesterday to make bird feeders to hang from his art-tree: a deliciously twisted trunk, oddly angled branches chainsawed and trimmed of all excess to bare minimum, torched and scraped. he has other things in mind for it, too, but it'll be fun watching the birds playing on the feeders.

..
The Bradford will be watching tomorrow. Q Q ,) ,) (' ('

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[FataMorgana]

There are a lot of good opening lines in books but you have to go a long way to beat Mark Lawrence's Red Sister:

It is important, when killing a nun, to ensure that you bring an army of sufficient size. For Sister Thorn of the Sweet Mercy Convent Lano Tacsis brought two hundred men.

Ha! I might have to tumblr that.