🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

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Once you get through celebrating one of the sexiest friendships imaginable...how did it go?????

Inquiring tabletop nerdy folks wanna know. :D

Note: bonus points to Ironfan for the Critical Role reference. Just sayin'

It went really well!! I completely under estimated how much I would have to keep in my mind at once but it was so fun. I play with a good but slightly "male brained" group. But they were respectful and I made it clear we would play by "the rule of cool" which mean I'm the boss.

Thanks for asking!
 
It went really well!! I completely under estimated how much I would have to keep in my mind at once but it was so fun. I play with a good but slightly "male brained" group. But they were respectful and I made it clear we would play by "the rule of cool" which mean I'm the boss.

Thanks for asking!

Congrats! Once you pop that cherry it’s smooth fucking (over the players)!
 

Did you ask for a towel? Newsflash: I'm not a friggin' mind reader. And, as that load on your face will attest to, I just put in a man's work and I think I earned myself a bacon cheeseburger and chocolate shake. But did I just lie in bed and whine that you weren't getting it for me? No. I got up to get it my damn self. Look, I know I fucked you harder than you've ever been fucked before, but I'm pretty sure your legs still work. What I'm saying, pookie, is roll your sticky ass out of bed and get your own goddamn towel, you lazy cunt!

By the way, ladies, I'm single. Just putting that out there.
 
Did you ask for a towel? Newsflash: I'm not a friggin' mind reader. And, as that load on your face will attest to, I just put in a man's work and I think I earned myself a bacon cheeseburger and chocolate shake. But did I just lie in bed and whine that you weren't getting it for me? No. I got up to get it my damn self. Look, I know I fucked you harder than you've ever been fucked before, but I'm pretty sure your legs still work. What I'm saying, pookie, is roll your sticky ass out of bed and get your own goddamn towel, you lazy cunt!

By the way, ladies, I'm single. Just putting that out there.

They say semen is good for the skin. And you wonder why I have the skin of a goddamned 17 year old. ☝️☝️☝️
 
You know, usually I’m a “quality” over “quantity” kind of guy, but in this case, I think they are the same.

Do I get a gift card for having the right answer?
 
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