❓ PLP Inquires❓

[Wild_Honey_66]

Alright, I confess..it was me!!

I did Colonel Mustard in the library ...and Professor Plum too...

You dirty hoor.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So, after my poll, I'll have to say, I was dead wrong on my assumption as to how people found these forums. It shocks me to no end that there are guys who are searching for erotic literature online.

Pmann was completely wrong here. I figured guys found this place looking for porn, as I did. Thanks for making me look classless, you reading motherfuckers.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

So, after my poll, I'll have to say, I was dead wrong on my assumption as to how people found these forums. It shocks me to no end that there are guys who are searching for erotic literature online.

Pmann was completely wrong here. I figured guys found this place looking for porn, as I did. Thanks for making me look classless, you reading motherfuckers.

I, for one, appreciate when a man can admit when he's wrong.

 

[tnman03]

Alright, I confess..it was me!!

I did Colonel Mustard in the library ...and Professor Plum too...

*blinks

*guffaws

 

[ydahecnot]

*puckers as my mind fills in “with the candle stick”

 

[Lord Pmann]

I, for one, appreciate when a man can admit when he's wrong.

I admit when I'm proven wrong. It's just a long, windy road to get there.

It appears I was quite wrong in this situation. It wasn't even close. The women came here for social reasons more often than the men. The overwhelming majority came for the stories. I had no idea men could read.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Some of us can read one-handed

 

[Apisto42]

The real trick is to continue reading when you accidentally give yourself a cumshot in the eye...

 

[beachbaby179]

The real trick is to continue reading when you accidentally give yourself a cumshot in the eye...

^^^bragging that he can still reach his eye^^^

Well, it IS impressive...

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

<sits in the corner and enjoys this conversation>

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The real trick is to continue reading when you accidentally give yourself a cumshot in the eye...

There's a kink for everything!

 

[Apisto42]

^^^bragging that he can still reach his eye^^^

Well, it IS impressive...

There's a kink for everything!

Posting for a friend...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I didn't realize other guys lamented the dwindling length of their cumshots, as well. I mean, not mine, of course. I could still put out fires. But other guys.

 

[Apisto42]

I didn't realize other guys lamented the dwindling length of their cumshots, as well. I mean, not mine, of course. I could still put out fires. But other guys.

I hit your mom’s face this morning, so at least I’ve got that going for me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I hit your mom’s face this morning, so at least I’ve got that going for me.

Yeah, but she's down there in a wheelchair, so you have gravity working on your side.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I hit your mom’s face this morning, so at least I’ve got that going for me.

https://media.giphy.com/media/4T3r8IKOkGDcLKBJ6y/giphy.gif

 

[ydahecnot]

His mom could be hawt, for all you know. Don’t judge

 

[Lord Pmann]

His mom could be hawt, for all you know. Don’t judge

If wheelchair bound, 87 year olds are your thing, then you'd LOVE her. You're probably wishing she had Parkinson's, you sick bastards!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Whenever someone says they fucked my mom I usually respond with "Good. I dont have to pay for a nursing home. Plus I can hit you up for money now."

My favourite was when my friend Alex said he fucked my friend's mother, he said, "My mother is dead."

Instead of apologizing, Alex doubled down and said, "I know. I fucked her bones."

That's some brilliant shit for a 10th grader.

 

[ydahecnot]

Didn’t say she was, just that we’ll never know for sure. I mean, your looks could come from your dad, can’t blame Mom for that

 

[Apisto42]

Whenever someone says they fucked my mom I usually respond with "Good. I dont have to pay for a nursing home. Plus I can hit you up for money now."

I usually respond with, “You poor bastard. I’m so sorry for you.”

 

[Lord Pmann]

Didn’t say she was, just that we’ll never know for sure. I mean, your looks could come from your dad, can’t blame Mom for that

I'm fucking gorgeous. Just ask around.

(I'd prefer you ask the women in the 'Who likes fat, bald men with only one eye" thread)

 

[AngelicaS1780]

This conversation has devolved in the most entertaining fashion.

 

[Apisto42]

This conversation has devolved in the most entertaining fashion.

It’s probably time for a new question. Where is the resident questioner?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It’s probably time for a new question. Where is the resident questioner?

I was trying to find a way to rate the hotness of all your mothers.