🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

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Y'all are killing me with the donut theme. Now I'm hungry and horny, and don't know which to take care of first.
 
Maybe I'll post my floppy tit tomorrow. Because, tasteful. Classy, even. ;)

Also...I feel like I'm being punished for my lack of glasses. 20:20 vision is sexy, too, folks! :D

Having seen you wearing sunglasses I'll just say that you look great with or without glasses. And having 20/20 vision is way better then wearing corrective lenses. But anyone with 20/20 vision who feels the need for eye glasses can wear a pair of safety glasses anytime they like IMO.;)
 
<Nervously cleans glasses and backs away>

Are you cleaning your glasses in preparation? Are we making this a challenge? "Can you hit me from five paces back?" I don't have the same firepower I did when I was twenty, but, sure, I'll give it a go. Those aren't expensive shoes, are they?

Maybe I'll post my floppy tit tomorrow. Because, tasteful. Classy, even. ;)

Also...I feel like I'm being punished for my lack of glasses. 20:20 vision is sexy, too, folks! :D

Better make it an animated GIF. You can't call your tit floppy and then not show it flopping.

I once saw a video of a dude bustin' a nut directly and very intentionally on a woman's eyeball. So, some guys seem to appreciate a woman who doesn't wear glasses. I mean, they're fucking freaks and weirdos, but beggars can't be choosers, y'know?
 
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