What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

[Wild_Honey_66]

PG Police pay as much attention to me as I pay to them.

People are cool to do whatever they like sexually. But, when someone posts on a public forum about something that I find odd, I'll probably laugh. I mean, someone basically asked for advice on how to be an adult. People responded with helpful tips like:

Take a bath
Cry and stomp and pout and flounce
Be self-sufficient
Be independent
Drink some water (my personal favourite)
See a therapist (the most helpful)

You say we are adults. However, nothing written there implied anything but the opposite. It was literally someone writing like a child who wanted to be taken care of like a child.

Again, we all have the right to like what we like. But come on... How am I not going to make fun of someone who asked for advice on how to be an adult?!? Like, is she really going to die of dehydration? Does she need someone to tell her to drink water? Or colour in her adult colouring book? Don't throw me a softball like that and then not expect me to swing!

You can kink shame me, if you like. I've got some weird kinks. My naked woman fetish is something I kept in the closet for years. I felt totally alone. Then, my love for blowjobs made me feel even more isolated. I don't even want to bring up my very unique big boob fetish. I've searched the web far and wide, but I've found almost no one who shares my secret shame.

Also, I fucked a vacuum before and may fuck a watermelon in the future.

I'm saying all this with a light heart. But I laughed my ass off when I read those responses.

Dude, you're such a dick sometimes.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dude, you're such a dick sometimes.

Sometimes, yes. But I do know when to drink water without someone telling me to!

 

[beachbaby179]

That was quick...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sometimes, yes. But I do know when to drink water without someone telling me to!

If only you could apply that same wisdom to knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Well be-bop-a-Lula he’s my baby
Be-bop-a-Lula I don't mean maybe

I love it!!! Now I have that song looping in my head and humming away to it.

 

[HarperValley]

She liked them!

 

[ydahecnot]

That was quick...

Hey, it happens to the best of us

And Gene Vincent abides

 

[Sundayschild]

That was quick...

Hey, it happens to the best of us

And Gene Vincent abides

I didn't even get the meaning at first...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I used to care a whole lot more than I do now.

 

[Lord Pmann]

If only you could apply that same wisdom to knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

Yeah. I wish. Maybe a mommy could come around and teach me! Tell me when to bathe and brush my teeth and take a wee. Sigh. I'm like a dog without a bone.

 

[LoverOfTheGame]

Maybe she'd be happier if I weren't there anymore

 

[JerseyJade]

I can't wait until my boyfriend and I have our own place together and he gets back to doing local runs with his job. Very soon.

 

[JustbeingRandy]

I wonder how she'll react when she finds out I fucked her daughter 2 years ago?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dude, you're such a dick sometimes.

Unlike PeeMan you write very succinctly. He lost me after two sentences.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Unlike PeeMan you write very succinctly. He lost me after two sentences.

My apologies that me no write on ur level. Perhaps a thesaurus would help. Or maybe a Cliff's Notes version.

 

[AbsintheFather]

My apologies that me no write on ur level. Perhaps a thesaurus would help. Or maybe a Cliff's Notes version.

Word of the day - Verbose

 

[barefootgirl69]

Grow up. You're acting worse than those you mock.
It's kind of pathetic.

 

[DarkSimian]

This reminds me of a conversation I was having with a dear friend last night. Some people stir shit for their own enjoyment. We don't have to play their game...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This reminds me of a conversation I was having with a dear friend last night. Some people stir shit for their own enjoyment. We don't have to play their game...

Very true.

The only problem with that is -

Imagine Lit as a very nice room we can all hang out in, well decorated, lots of comfy places to sit, a table of snacks...

And then one person comes in the room, pulls their pants down, and takes a big shit right in the middle of the floor. Sure, we can avoid that spot on the floor but - fuck me, now the whole room stinks!!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

https://pics.me.me/questione-when-stirring-up-some-shit-do-you-start-in-39207089.png

 

[DarkSimian]

Very true.

The only problem with that is -

Imagine Lit as a very nice room we can all hang out in, well decorated, lots of comfy places to sit, a table of snacks...

And then one person comes in the room, pulls their pants down, and takes a big shit right in the middle of the floor. Sure, we can avoid that spot on the floor but - fuck me, now the whole room stinks!!

https://pics.me.me/questione-when-stirring-up-some-shit-do-you-start-in-39207089.png

I've said my piece, and you've said yours. I'll be in my attic if you need me....

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've said my piece, and you've said yours. I'll be in my attic if you need me....

Oh, have you redorated? Let me see!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that sex is the driving force in our lives, but if someone seems distracted or is underperforming at work, for instance, I can’t just say “Have you had an orgasm today? Let’s get you some help with that.” Would make life much simpler, I imagine.

 

[ydahecnot]

Whenever you post, Guantanamara becomes an earworm. Just an observation during my third beer of the day

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I imagine that ^^^(Joe Bob)could go 50/50 with either the two of you laughing about the comment or you looking for your teeth somewhere on the floor..