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Motherfucker, he did it again 
What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3
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mnbreastluver
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There are probably fugitives from the law hiding among Amish communities: No
Cell phone tracking, no GPS, no cameras with facial recognition, long beards to disguise appearance, no bank accounts to be traced, no DMV interaction at all.
Cell phone tracking, no GPS, no cameras with facial recognition, long beards to disguise appearance, no bank accounts to be traced, no DMV interaction at all.
JennyNo1
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Motherfucker, he did it again
You can't tell me that surprises you. Mofos are always predictable like that.
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It doesn't surprise me that he did it; more that we fell for it. I'm surprised more people don't have him on ignore
JennyNo1
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It doesn't surprise me that he did it; more that we fell for it. I'm surprised more people don't have him on ignore
It's like a train wreck - we can't look away no matter how ugly we know it's gonna be.
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It's like a train wreck - we can't look away no matter how ugly we know it's gonna be.
You have a point, Sis.
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It would be terrible if you googled a question and all you found are a bunch of idiots in forums telling the OP to ‘google it’; and be trapped in an endless cycle.
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Thinking about the beautiful young people I’ve seen this summer, and how odd it is that I no longer have an immediate impulse to fuck them. I just enjoy admiring them.
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It's a lot more acceptable to accidentally touch a dog's dick than’’ a human's. But its a lot less acceptable to intentionally touch a dog's dick than a humans.
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That’s deep, bro. Damn.
This is a similar deep thought to my peeing in the pool philosophy-
It is much more acceptable to pee in the pool while other people are around than to pee INTO the pool while others are around. The difference is so subtle, yet one may get you arrested.
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Thinking that the food at Subway is so bad that it depresses me.
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Go the fuck to sleep.
Why does this always happen the night before I have adult plans?
Why does this always happen the night before I have adult plans?
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Thinking how my son just blows me away. Never observed the boy to read a book, but he’s just wise.
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I'm thinking the some of the people in that Daddy's Little Girl are weird AF. Who needs tips for self care? Are we not adults here?
I'm not kink shaming... Wait, yes I am. Some people are fucking weird.
Why did I click on it? Because someone said I would get a kick out of it. I did. Sort of...
I'm not kink shaming... Wait, yes I am. Some people are fucking weird.
Why did I click on it? Because someone said I would get a kick out of it. I did. Sort of...
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OMG! People talking in private meetings, behind the scenes, about other people's kinks! Where's the PG police?!
Seriously, if you really had questions and wanted to understand, you could have messaged instead of kink shaming. After all, we ARE adults, or some pretend to be. But, I won't be casting pearls before swine.
You know, there's some disgusting threads that I personally don't like, but you don't see me trying to embarrass people.
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Thinking I’ve pissed off my two best friends by being a jackass. Have won one of them back. Now need to make amends to the other. After masturbating, naturally.
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I'm thinking how these statements could herald hope for the general population affected by ""Y-Chromosome Disorder"
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Something tells me that I'll never lose that impulse. I am surrounded by them, but instead of becoming desensitized, it just keeps my horniness at a constant, unignorable hum. I never actually DO anything with any of them beyond masturbatory fantasies, but the urges remain.
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OMG! People talking in private meetings, behind the scenes, about other people's kinks! Where's the PG police?!
Seriously, if you really had questions and wanted to understand, you could have messaged instead of kink shaming. After all, we ARE adults, or some pretend to be. But, I won't be casting pearls before swine.
You know, there's some disgusting threads that I personally don't like, but you don't see me trying to embarrass people.
PG Police pay as much attention to me as I pay to them.
People are cool to do whatever they like sexually. But, when someone posts on a public forum about something that I find odd, I'll probably laugh. I mean, someone basically asked for advice on how to be an adult. People responded with helpful tips like:
Take a bath
Cry and stomp and pout and flounce
Be self-sufficient
Be independent
Drink some water (my personal favourite)
See a therapist (the most helpful)
You say we are adults. However, nothing written there implied anything but the opposite. It was literally someone writing like a child who wanted to be taken care of like a child.
Again, we all have the right to like what we like. But come on... How am I not going to make fun of someone who asked for advice on how to be an adult?!? Like, is she really going to die of dehydration? Does she need someone to tell her to drink water? Or colour in her adult colouring book? Don't throw me a softball like that and then not expect me to swing!
You can kink shame me, if you like. I've got some weird kinks. My naked woman fetish is something I kept in the closet for years. I felt totally alone. Then, my love for blowjobs made me feel even more isolated. I don't even want to bring up my very unique big boob fetish. I've searched the web far and wide, but I've found almost no one who shares my secret shame.
Also, I fucked a vacuum before and may fuck a watermelon in the future.
I'm saying all this with a light heart. But I laughed my ass off when I read those responses.
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I like Joe Bob's priorities.
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It’s ironic that the way peppers evolved to avoid being eaten is precisely why humans eat them.
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