How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[yourselfies]

Slayer is like so commercial. It's like the Jimmy Dean pork sausage of demons and the like. Sometimes u just say stuff on these threads to prove to yourself that you are still alive it seems. You don't really got nothing to say about the demons we talking about! Slayer! Hahahaha. You're kinda cute with all that. Gotta be some other subject you know more about than this one.?

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

OK, so Jesus defeats demons, then what? Can they then become Christian demons, so that they can go to Heaven? What horrible punishment do demons fear, and what makes Jesus such a bully? Aren’t Hindu and Islamic demons created by God in the first place?

Jesus defeating demons doesn't mean that they become good. He puts them in prison (hell) where they belong. God created all angels good, but some fell and became bad. Demons are either fallen angels, OR they are another created being that turned evil.

 

[yourselfies]

Jesus defeating demons doesn't mean that they become good. He puts them in prison (hell) where they belong. God created all angels good, but some fell and became bad. Demons are either fallen angels, OR they are another created being that turned evil.

Some are just lost and scared, dude. I think you kinda miss the point if you shoot first. All of us are fallen, angel? The dogma part is for when you forget the latitudes of your faith. Dogma's kinda crib notes for the lazy, you know? Demon or two I've known have redeemed gloriously! Just sayin.

 

[phrodeau]

Jesus defeating demons doesn't mean that they become good. He puts them in prison (hell) where they belong. God created all angels good, but some fell and became bad. Demons are either fallen angels, OR they are another created being that turned evil.

Ah, so angels have free will, but humans are under their control.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Some are just lost and scared, dude. I think you kinda miss the point if you shoot first. All of us are fallen, angel? The dogma part is for when you forget the latitudes of your faith. Dogma's kinda crib notes for the lazy, you know? Demon or two I've known have redeemed gloriously! Just sayin.

No, I think you don't understand that those things are ALL pure evil and work for satan. They are at WAR with God and their goal is to utterly DESTROY all men. The ultimate goal is to trick people into rejecting Christ as Lord of their life. Say, the Lord rebuke you satan by the blood of Christ and see how friendly they are. Just saying...

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Ah, so angels have free will, but humans are under their control.

Some people are controlled by fallen angels or demons, but not good angels.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Slayer is like so commercial. It's like the Jimmy Dean pork sausage of demons and the like. Sometimes u just say stuff on these threads to prove to yourself that you are still alive it seems. You don't really got nothing to say about the demons we talking about! Slayer! Hahahaha. You're kinda cute with all that. Gotta be some other subject you know more about than this one.?

slayer is demonic and evil. I don't know why anyone would want to listen to that garbage.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

 

[Go_Fuck_Yourself]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbhCPt6PZIU

 

[Go_Fuck_Yourself]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=991aWVq_aIk

 

[Kantarii]

slayer is demonic and evil. I don't know why anyone would want to listen to that garbage.

You sound like Bob Larson.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

You sound like Bob Larson.

Bob Larson is 100% right, but I am not him. I have seen him work and have worked with Deliverance Ministers myself who have worked with him. I have done many a battle with demons and I can tell you that they are 100% real. I get attacked by them myself usually at night and in my sleep.

 

[Kantarii]

Bob Larson is 100% right, but I am not him. I have seen him work and have worked with Deliverance Ministers myself who have worked with him. I have done many a battle with demons and I can tell you that they are 100% real. I get attacked by them myself usually at night and in my sleep.

If you wanna battle a real demon, try giving up alcohol.
Bedtime demons aren’t real. If you are getting attacked in your sleep, you need some professional help.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

If you wanna battle a real life demon, try giving up alcohol.
Bedtime demons aren’t real. If you are getting attacked in your sleep, you need some professional help.

There are demons that influence people to do every kind of sin, but in the end, the choice is up to the person. Alcohol has demons. I have fought my alcoholic uncle's demons. They attacked me when I told him to rebuke them by the blood of Jesus.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Please take the time to read this first post and vote in the poll.

 

[phrodeau]

Please take the time to read this first post and vote in the poll.

Or read the last few posts and realize what a loonie tune this guy is.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Or read the last few posts and realize what a loonie tune this guy is.

God's Word isn't loonie Tune. They said the same stuff to Noah and the Prophets.

 

[phrodeau]

God's Word isn't loonie Tune. They said the same stuff to Noah and the Prophets.

Believing that there are demons in alcohol and talking to them is loonie tunes.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Xxxphrodo believes that? Damn.

 

[Go_Fuck_Yourself]

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[Go_Fuck_Yourself]

https://i.imgur.com/Pql5jKf.jpg

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Believing that there are demons in alcohol and talking to them is loonie tunes.

I NEVER said that there were Demons in alcohol. Read more carefully. There are demons that influence people to commit all different types of sins, but in the end, the choice is up to that person. It's not a sin to drink alcohol in moderation, but drunkenness is a sin. There are demons that are associated with alcoholism/being an alcoholic. It doesn't mean that drinking alcohol will give you demons.

 

[von_Bismarck]

I NEVER said that there were Demons in alcohol. Read more carefully. There are demons that influence people to commit all different types of sins, but in the end, the choice is up to that person. It's not a sin to drink alcohol in moderation, but drunkenness is a sin. There are demons that are associated with alcoholism/being an alcoholic. It doesn't mean that drinking alcohol will give you demons.

Question: Did Jesus have a big cock?

 

[Kantarii]

I seem to remember “sell all you have, give it to the poor and follow me.” Any takers?

You won’t find any on this site.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

You won’t find any on this site.

Jesus was actually addressing that man's attachement to money and possessions. He wasn't making a blanket statement.