The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[Saint Peter]

I spent all evening making out with a beautiful girl. Like, over the pants, but under the bra. Under the bra!

Can I please get some hi-fives or an “attagirl?” Thank you.

Hawt!

 

[Que]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a7/28/ba/a728ba56ad06bd53598b7ae331e2a32a--moustaches-hot-guys.jpg

Dear males: never say “chow down” when referring to cunnilingus. You fucking idiots.

I'll make a note.

 

[Not Normal]

I spent all evening making out with a beautiful girl. Like, over the pants, but under the bra. Under the bra!

Can I please get some hi-fives or an “attagirl?” Thank you.

NIiiiiiiiiice.











are there pics?

 

[girlsmiley]

I've lost my cooking mojo.

I'm not sure what it is exactly, but I think it has something to do with how picky my girls are. Before, I'd cook what I like. Now, I'm trying to make them happy and it's not working out.

I'll go back to cooking for me for a bit.

 

[girlsmiley]

I spent all evening making out with a beautiful girl. Like, over the pants, but under the bra. Under the bra!

Can I please get some hi-fives or an “attagirl?” Thank you.

How sweet.

If that didn't lead to fucking it's probably period related.

Fucking periods.

 

[stenkarazin]

I spent all evening making out with a beautiful girl. Like, over the pants, but under the bra. Under the bra!

Can I please get some hi-fives or an “attagirl?” Thank you.

Happy 18th Birthday!

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

jeebus. fucking attention whores.

 

[stenkarazin]

jeebus. fucking attention whores.

Try a prettier bra next time.

 

[FataMorgana]

I've lost my cooking mojo.

I'm not sure what it is exactly, but I think it has something to do with how picky my girls are. Before, I'd cook what I like. Now, I'm trying to make them happy and it's not working out.

I'll go back to cooking for me for a bit.

Knock me up a cheeky pav.

 

[Que]

Knock me up a cheeky pav.

<SmoothG voice>

Fucks a cheeky pav and how you gonna get it pregnant? You ain't packin no heavy D.

</SmoothG>

 

[FataMorgana]

<SmoothG voice>

Fucks a cheeky pav and how you gonna get it pregnant? You ain't packin no heavy D.

</SmoothG>

Where is that twat these days. I got kinda fond of his pointy little head.

 

[FataMorgana]

I feel like post bombing that asshungry thread just to get it to 5k and get rid of it.

 

[trysail]

How'd They Calculate That?

by Kip Hansen

8/2(2+2) = ?​

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[Matthew Craig]

How sweet.

If that didn't lead to fucking it's probably period related.

Fucking periods.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that periods are a definitive sign mother nature intended women to have sex with men. You know, to continue the species. And if you're a woman trying to have sex with another woman, you're doing it wrong according to that golden rule.

 

[TwinkleStars]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/l41Yk0Ovlxko5oYco/giphy.gif​

 

[von_Bismarck]

Banned... Again.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Banned... Again.

Lance or beebs?

 

[von_Bismarck]

Lance or beebs?

Beebs. His threads were nuked, too, and I couldn't find a post with the material prohibited flag. Makes me wonder if Laurel is taking seriously that incitement to violence that led to his last banning.

 

[suurfer]

Beebs. His threads were nuked, too, and I couldn't find a post with the material prohibited flag. Makes me wonder if Laurel is taking seriously that incitement to violence that led to his last banning.

I was just thinking about that. Because I read this on RT:

"the president’s insistence earlier this week that tech platforms “develop tools that can detect mass shooters before they strike.” Trump even said his administration would help Big Tech identify “red flags” signaling a dangerous individual, and has invited Big Tech players to a roundtable discussion on countering violent extremism on Friday."
https://www.rt.com/usa/466023-trump-executive-order-censorship-tech/

I suspect that Laurel is concerned that his jokes and bravado "Trump should nuke California" "Kill all democrats" could put her site on the spot.

We all know what BB is about, but to newcomers those comments seem awful.





(no, I'm not pro-Russian, I'm Americanophile. But Chris Hedges and other fantastic Americans and Brits. publish their shows on that site)

 

[von_Bismarck]

rt.com





J/k.

 

[suurfer]

rt.com





J/k.

You guys should actually praise them this time.
They were commenting on Trump's hipochrisy.
And -strangely enough for a site which is generally pro-Trump-
they took quite a few swings at him yesterday.

They accused him of corruption (being hand in hand with Monsanto and the gun lobbyists):

See these posts for quotes:

.... .

.....

 

[von_Bismarck]

Banned... Again.

And again. Guess Kitty Momma isn't playing around.

Looks like Lance got it, too.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Where is that twat these days. I got kinda fond of his pointy little head.

Queerbait:Smoot :: McDonalds:McRib

Smoot is a seasonal offering on McQueerbait's sockpuppet menu.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Rumor has it that Que also received the ban hammer. Confirmed?

 

[RocketLauncher]

Here's hoping Mattzi goes next.