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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

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thør said:
There are alternatives:

bag lunch, beaver dinner, being taken out to lunch, bird licker, biting flaps, box lunch at the "Y", burger fest, burger feast, bush doctor, carpet munching, cherry flip, chewing bubble gum, chow box, chowing, chow or chowing box, clam dinner, clean the carpet, cleaning your head, coochy kiss, DJ, cutting the carpet, dessert, digging for clams, diving for tuna, doing your A, B, C s, down town, eat, eating, to eat beaver, eating box, eating at the crossroads, eat cunt, eating fur pie, eat meat, eat out, eat squirrel, eat pussy, eat my giblets, eating the bearded clam, eating out, to eat somebody out, eating a glazed donut, eating at the pussy palace, eating from the honey pot, eating hair pie, eating the sulfaking sandwich, eating at the "Y", eat tuna, eating the vertical taco, licking the bean, getting a perm, getting down, giving face, giving head, giving skull, glazed donut face, go down, going down on, go south, going south with the mouth, head, hairpie, having tomato soup, having oyster stew, hedge clipping, hummer, hum job, kissing the clam, lapping, lick, lick bean, lick the bowl, lick box, lick cooter, lick'em where they pee, lickety lap, licking beaver, licking the lower lips, tongue, lick the slit, lunch, marine biology, mimi-job, muff diving, muffburger, muff muncher, munching box, munching muff, munch rug, mustache rides, OS, oral sex, red beard, rug munching, salty dog, sex floss, sit on my face, skull, slit licking, smoochie, snack at the "Y", snack time, split the darkwood, suck, eating sushi, tea bag, tickle the bearded clam, tongue the B, tongue job, tongue pussy, tonguing, tuna taco, Venus butterfly, "Y" pie, yodeling in the canyon, yodeling in the gully, yodeling in the "O", 69-includes simultaneous fellatio, 68-you do me, and I'll owe you one.
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Some of these are rather disturbing. :eek:
 
If it/she/he/they would take all that energy they put in to posting on here and put that energy towards something more helpful to this world, we'd finally have flying cars and no diseases.
 
Biggs_Darklighter said:
There was a movie or show or something where there was a scene that was supposed to be a girl in a cake but they had accidentally baked the cake with her in it.
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"Under Siege" (1992) ???

Jordan Tate (played by Erika Eleniak) is supposed to jump out of a cake aboard the U.S.S. Missouri.

Tommy Lee Jones plays Stranix, a very bad guy, attempting to swipe the ship's nuclear weapons by hijacking the battleship and is opposed by hero Steven Seagal.


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so who got banned for posting a chicken's head (if that's what they got banned for)?
 
trysail said:
"Under Siege" (1992) ???

Jordan Tate (played by Erika Eleniak) is supposed to jump out of a cake aboard the U.S.S. Missouri.

Tommy Lee Jones plays Stranix, a very bad guy, attempting to swipe the ship's nuclear weapons by hijacking the battleship and is opposed by hero Steven Seagal.


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I don't think he would say "hero," but you ate strongly encouraged. He is just a cook. . .
 
Anyone want to live dangerously?
I dare you to take a dozen balloons and a pin into any shopping mall in the USA, find a seat in some central crowded place and pop them, one after another, about a second apart.
If you survive come on here and tell us all how funny it was to watch the fear and panic.
 
magicalmoments said:
Anyone want to live dangerously?
I dare you to take a dozen balloons and a pin into any shopping mall in the USA, find a seat in some central crowded place and pop them, one after another, about a second apart.
If you survive come on here and tell us all how funny it was to watch the fear and panic.
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I know, I just saw that Trump said that "there is no political appetite for that (banning assault weapons) at this moment.”

I think that even gun enthusiasts would agree that assault weapons aren't ok.

Sad, watching America's gradual decline due to it's corrupt politicians. N
 
Fascinating article about how American politicians relaxed regulations of harmful pesticides:

How US regulators embrace toxic pesticides & the corporations that make them

"Dozens of pesticides, up to 85 in total, approved for widespread agricultural use in the United States have been banned elsewhere in the world.

After nearly a decade of lawsuits, the Obama administration finally promised in 2015 to ban chlorpyrifos. The Environmental Protection Agency even produced studies showing that the pesticide harmed brain development in children. But Trump’s EPA director Scott Pruitt reversed that decision before it could take effect, shortly after a meeting with executives from Dow Chemical, its manufacturer.

Not only has the EPA green-lighted chlorpyrifos, glyphosate, and sulfoxaflor
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/18/climate/epa-chlorpyrifos-pesticide-ban.html
a pesticide known to harm bees, which are dying at an unprecedented rate, posing a serious threat to the world’s food supplies – but it has given up on the pretense of actually regulating agribusiness."

https://www.rt.com/usa/466001-us-regulators-pesticides-corporations/
 
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I spent all evening making out with a beautiful girl. Like, over the pants, but under the bra. Under the bra!

Can I please get some hi-fives or an “attagirl?” Thank you.
 
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