The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[Conager]

Sounds like the closet flange rusted out. Maybe piece of it gitbwedged in the pipe causing the obstruction.

If the plumbing had been backing up and the wax ring didn't seal properly it would make sense that the moisture wood rot out the closet flange so it might be the other direction.

I'm wrong about how I remember the closet flange mounting to the floor and the height. It actually sits on top of the concrete and bolts hold it to the concrete. The little porcelain nipple that comes down to dump waste into the pipe where the closet flange is doesn't quite reach all the way down to the floor and that Gap is what is filled by the wax ring.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Szlhjn1Hfe0/maxresdefault.jpg

Must be a rule 34 thing because there doesn't seem to be anyone that has modest-sized pictures of a closet flange. They all seem to be hi-rez porntastic quality.

 

[thør]

Something with the wax ring had rusted out. Old plumbing, I don’t know. So it was fixed last night.

This afternoon it floods again from the base. Clean it up then would occasionally resurge with water at random times. Boss lady went next door and said their toilet pressure was super low. So as she’s over there taking a dump the toilet at work floods again.

Finally as I was leaving someone arrived with a snake to roto rooter the whole building from outside. Don’t know if the rocking toilet will be a reoccurring problem once the turd is pushed thru.

https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/6db69c33-680f-435c-a199-1d03eede6d15/01b58346-3c81-4805-a3a2-2cba504de763.jpg

All ya'll need a Jonny Partner

 

[Saint Peter]

That is the nicest turkey fryer I have ever seen.

 

[Hal9000_]

That is the nicest turkey fryer I have ever seen.

Always go stainless.

 

[stenkarazin]

So Stupid. Aptly named thread.

 

[Matthew Craig]

So Stupid. Aptly named thread.

Are you still salty i didn't get the blurt thread? It's ok lil buddy, i'm over it.

 

[stenkarazin]

How many times a day do people hear/see the word trump and what happens when oversaturation is achieved.

They killed the kennedys for far less.

 

[suurfer]

I see that Mariah Carey just posted pics. of herself and Clinton, in defiance of Trump.

Easy to be a hero when you're worth millions of dollars, and you're not living in China.

 

[Wings]

Dear males: never say “chow down” when referring to cunnilingus. You fucking idiots.

 

[HarryHill]

They were only giving lip service,










nosh?

 

[Wings]

Nosh is more gentle.

Chow makes a clit cringe

 

[thør]

Happy PE day!

 

[silver gurl]

Dear males: never say “chow down” when referring to cunnilingus. You fucking idiots.

Such a turn on. Not.

 

[stenkarazin]

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-83199585e2fa37f02096cc16acbefad8

 

[ryan8558]

BAM!!!


and another one bites the dust!

 

[FataMorgana]

Dear males: never say “chow down” when referring to cunnilingus. You fucking idiots.

The same males are probably like having a McDonald's straw in your mouth, cut 'em some slack.

 

[thør]

Dear males: never say “chow down” when referring to cunnilingus. You fucking idiots.

There are alternatives:

bag lunch, beaver dinner, being taken out to lunch, bird licker, biting flaps, box lunch at the "Y", burger fest, burger feast, bush doctor, carpet munching, cherry flip, chewing bubble gum, chow box, chowing, chow or chowing box, clam dinner, clean the carpet, cleaning your head, coochy kiss, DJ, cutting the carpet, dessert, digging for clams, diving for tuna, doing your A, B, C s, down town, eat, eating, to eat beaver, eating box, eating at the crossroads, eat cunt, eating fur pie, eat meat, eat out, eat squirrel, eat pussy, eat my giblets, eating the bearded clam, eating out, to eat somebody out, eating a glazed donut, eating at the pussy palace, eating from the honey pot, eating hair pie, eating the sulfaking sandwich, eating at the "Y", eat tuna, eating the vertical taco, licking the bean, getting a perm, getting down, giving face, giving head, giving skull, glazed donut face, go down, going down on, go south, going south with the mouth, head, hairpie, having tomato soup, having oyster stew, hedge clipping, hummer, hum job, kissing the clam, lapping, lick, lick bean, lick the bowl, lick box, lick cooter, lick'em where they pee, lickety lap, licking beaver, licking the lower lips, tongue, lick the slit, lunch, marine biology, mimi-job, muff diving, muffburger, muff muncher, munching box, munching muff, munch rug, mustache rides, OS, oral sex, red beard, rug munching, salty dog, sex floss, sit on my face, skull, slit licking, smoochie, snack at the "Y", snack time, split the darkwood, suck, eating sushi, tea bag, tickle the bearded clam, tongue the B, tongue job, tongue pussy, tonguing, tuna taco, Venus butterfly, "Y" pie, yodeling in the canyon, yodeling in the gully, yodeling in the "O", 69-includes simultaneous fellatio, 68-you do me, and I'll owe you one.

 

[FataMorgana]

Hedge clipping!

 

[thør]

Feasting on cunt cake was missing from the list.

 

[butters]

Dear males: never say “chow down” when referring to cunnilingus. You fucking idiots.

this *nods*

They were only giving lip service,










nosh?

*facepalm*



no. no. no. nosh. just... no.

Hedge clipping!

hahhaha

Feasting on cunt cake was missing from the list.

it's preferable to most on there already but still... *wrinkles nose* it's the crumbs thing

 

[butters]

BAM!!!


and another one bites the dust!

who this time?

 

[ryan8558]

who this time?

MoarBB

 

[IrezumiKiss]

BAM!!!


and another one bites the dust!

who this time?

MoarBB

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohzdFRFAi7zQ0VKKI/giphy.gif

 

[ryan8558]

cool down. think he's back already.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Now we got low rent porn stars hiring hitmen. Used to be they were just drug addicts and hookers. What's the world coming to?