Things you shouldn't yell at the point of orgasm!

[kurrginatorX]

Yahtzee!!!!

^I was actually going to use this. ^

"No Santa. This isn't what I asked for."

"HO-HO-HO!"

 

[Beardpositive77]

Armageddon!!!!

 

[eatmeslowly75]

"I didn't take the bins out, sorry."

 

[Sh75]

I Am The Greatest

 

[Jada59]

OMG! Who are you?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Meh … I'll give it two out of ten.

 

[DarkSimian]

Oh, Gentold. That was great. RAVI! I meant Ravi!!

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Show me the money!!!

 

[Billsexpot]

I’m giving you a raise!
— George Costanza

 

[Illnevertell79]

For the classicists out there, a play on Julius Caesar's "I came, I saw, I conquered": "I saw, I conquered, I came."

 

[Jada59]

I should have had a V8!

 

[Jada59]

Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar! All for orgasm, stand up and holler!

 

[Dogma52]

Yee-haw!

 

[DarkSimian]

Check, please!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

You are the 10 thousandth customer!

 

[DarkSimian]

1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts!

 

[JerseyJade]

I wish my boyfriend could see me now!

 

[PNWKitten]

I'm faking it!

 

[DarkSimian]

I wish my boyfriend could see me now!

I wish your boyfriend could see you now!

 

[JerseyJade]

I wish your boyfriend could see you now!

Noooooooo!

 

[DarkSimian]

Noooooooo!

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Get your shit and leave before I'm done!

 

[DarkSimian]

Surrender Dorothy!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Don't touch me!!!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

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