Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The problem is there are too many toe less people. I am okay with people not getting it. You are one of a sweet kind

well thank you

Is that bingo in lower case or upper caps? If my thinking is correct yet warped Bingo was a very adventurous dog in the near past. Strip bingo? I don't know how you strip Bingo LOL. He is pretty old and may not look upon that favorably
Hmm maybe I didn't get it ....Orrrrrr I got it and misplaced it Orrr...

lol.

Bingo halls in the United states primarily cater to extroverted mature women primarily 50 to 75 looking for social outings. some are church going type crowds, some are hysterical dirty old ladies.

I think across all cultures, it is more a women's game, and younger people are playing it, but they tend to play online. thus the halls have the people who don't go online as much in general, and have less chances for social outings in their daily life. Thus if I was looking for an old lady, I'd check out bingo halls, and start playing bingo with them.

many women have groups and go every week. if you go every week too, you will eventually be accepted into the group (assuming you do nothing radically offensive)

in my experience, churches tend to have the church going women, firehouses tend to have the dirty old ladies. the firehouse in my home town also did and still does adult naughty bingo once a month or two. prizes would be like lube and toys and shit. you haven't lived into you have watched a 70 year old chick with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth, and 20 bingo cards making jokes about the toy she was trying to win lol.

 

[EctoJohn]

Read your whole rant, and while I don't have the legit dad experience to have so many shots to the nads
(I might be an awesome uncle, but that's not real dad experience), I still think I have that lived-in dad bod.

Fatherhood still sounds attractive to me despite the nad warning essay you just gave me.

I've never been the gym or drinking type anyway.
I would be an awesome dad.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Read your whole rant, and while I don't have the legit dad experience to have so many shots to the nads
(I might be an awesome uncle, but that's not real dad experience), I still think I have that lived-in dad bod.

Fatherhood still sounds attractive to me despite the nad warning essay you just gave me.

I've never been the gym or drinking type anyway.
I would be an awesome dad.

well uncles get them too, just not near as much. and I am sure you would be. (hint, consider a cup)

 

[EctoJohn]

well uncles get them too, just not near as much. and I am sure you would be. (hint, consider a cup)

I will take that into consideration.
However first I'd need an awesome mom-to-be to be the mom of my children-to-be.

 

[pornochic]

"40 acres and a mule"

 

[kdunn762012]

Mostly involved the numbers 4 2 and 0

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I will take that into consideration.
However first I'd need an awesome mom-to-be to be the mom of my children-to-be.

well, have you tried Target, no wait. hum no bars. ok, cooking classes? have you tried cooking classes?

"40 acres and a mule"

and I am not exactly sure what to do with this.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Mostly involved the numbers 4 2 and 0

ok, yeah. I see that. but a lot of us chicks had pagers. and yeah some of the men, and yeah oh lets just go with just yeah.

 

[xythunder]

Haha. New condom advertising slogan. Or oh wine cooler slogan.

Haha. Feel free to use and profit from said slogan.

 

[EctoJohn]

well, have you tried Target, no wait. hum no bars. ok, cooking classes? have you tried cooking classes?

No I have not... I do like to cook.
I don't really need a class, though.

As part of my good potential dad-tributes, I can cook pretty well.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I enjoyed the Dad Bod physical signs rant. That's spot on. The other thing is Dad's tend to have lightning reflexes, both to dodge the nad hit and to intercept their little self-guided rockets bent on destruction. Like, when they decide to make a break for it into traffic, or really want to eat that chameleon, or are dashing through the living room with a knife to go cut their siblings hair. Lightning reflexes.

I agree on the assessment of hard-bodies as well. Pretty to look at, might be fun to play with, but you are going to get involved with someone who spends hours a day working out.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Haha. Feel free to use and profit from said slogan.

Well thanks. If i ever make wine coolers, it is in the running.

No I have not... I do like to cook.
I don't really need a class, though.

As part of my good potential dad-tributes, I can cook pretty well.

It was a suggestion on where to meet chicks, not where to learn something lol.

I enjoyed the Dad Bod physical signs rant. That's spot on. The other thing is Dad's tend to have lightning reflexes, both to dodge the nad hit and to intercept their little self-guided rockets bent on destruction. Like, when they decide to make a break for it into traffic, or really want to eat that chameleon, or are dashing through the living room with a knife to go cut their siblings hair. Lightning reflexes.

I agree on the assessment of hard-bodies as well. Pretty to look at, might be fun to play with, but you are going to get involved with someone who spends hours a day working out.

Well thank you. Ok lightning fast reflexes and fast to protect ones groin.

And yeah, i actually dated a muscle guy. He wasn't a fitness guy, but was a weight lifter guy. Hell he was kinda crazy big back when i used to date. Now it is crazy insane weight lifter on TV. Of course, he is like 2 years out of like an 8 year prison stretch, so probably not much to do there. Never actually dated a fitness junky, but I'm not stupid, they are going to want me to do something outside that doesn't involve alcohol, food, or sex, and no I ain't that kind of girl, damn it. I am not hanging outdoors without at least one of those things.

 

[EctoJohn]

It was a suggestion on where to meet chicks, not where to learn something lol.

Suggesting new things to me is like trying to walk through a brick wall.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Suggesting new things to me is like trying to walk through a brick wall.

Lol

Well you tried something new 10 years ago (may 2009 according to you join date) I tried something new almost 2 years ago and am enjoying it.

New might lead to something you didn't even know you wanted or needed. Plus new is kind of exciting and thrilling.

 

[EctoJohn]

Lol

Well you tried something new 10 years ago (may 2009 according to you join date) I tried something new almost 2 years ago and am enjoying it.

New might lead to something you didn't even know you wanted or needed. Plus new is kind of exciting and thrilling.

It wasn't really new 10 years ago, it was just a different topic than other forums.
Most places don't really cater to the sexual.

 

[kdunn762012]

I swear I thought you were going to break out the theme from "The Love Boat" right there.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It wasn't really new 10 years ago, it was just a different topic than other forums.
Most places don't really cater to the sexual.

Lol. I don't have a ton of forum experience. Video games, cars, mom, and now porn. Well i guess 3 are male dominated.

I swear I thought you were going to break out the theme from "The Love Boat" right there.

Goes to Google theme if love boat.

 

[kdunn762012]

I'll wait.

 

[EctoJohn]

Lol. I don't have a ton of forum experience. Video games, cars, mom, and now porn. Well i guess 3 are male dominated.

Cars I did not expect.
Well, I didn't expect video games either, although I guess I don't know you well enough yet to expect anything.

I used to do chat rooms that connected to this browser game I played.
Then it was [adult swim] for years.
Yu-Gi-Oh.
Then here and fetlife (so double porn).
Also the Lit chat, so maybe triple porn.
Minecraft.

What kind of cars?
Just cars in general or are you into specific things like super cars or classic cars?

 

[wilderness]

So, my pointless rant for today. I am back to my thoughts on the meaning of Dad bod as I saw and looked at the thread that got bumped last night.

Don't I make fatherhood sound attractive.

Lol. I enjoy your perspective, but I think teenage boys learn early to protect their nads. Other boys your age are the worst offenders.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Cars I did not expect.
Well, I didn't expect video games either, although I guess I don't know you well enough yet to expect anything.

I used to do chat rooms that connected to this browser game I played.
Then it was [adult swim] for years.
Yu-Gi-Oh.
Then here and fetlife (so double porn).
Also the Lit chat, so maybe triple porn.
Minecraft.

What kind of cars?
Just cars in general or are you into specific things like super cars or classic cars?

Well in 1998 I bought a 67 camaro. My mechanical knowledge isn't that strong and YouTube wasn't what it is today. So i primarily joined so i could use their knowledge when i got stuck. So chevy classic cars. Sold it in 2005. While it worked out great in a college town, it wasn't good as a regular driver in tge redneck life

Then i was a gamer up until i got pregnant.

Then i joined my groups.

While there is some dirty moms, it just wasn't dirty enough, so I am here. When I am not here for days or weeks at a time, i am with the moms.

I'll wait.

Alas no Love Boat was sung.

Lol. I enjoy your perspective, but I think teenage boys learn early to protect their nads. Other boys your age are the worst offenders.

See teenage boys hang out at my house a lot. I have no idea why, I'd say they need more friends but then I just have more teen boys.

I never really see nut shots

I guess preteen boys and "What's the capital of Thailand?"
Bangkok, but really i think groin high humans take the win.

 

[ratherabsurd1]

Yes I love what you think... Very enlightening I learn things I never thought was possible

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so I woke up early this morning, a few minutes before everyone else.

I could try to go back to sleep, na.

I could get a head start on breakfast, na.

I could take a couple quick pictures, then go play with my favorite toy. yeah.

so what do I take to try to get that little thrill, but doesn't require time or much thought, as I have minutes..... well I remembered youneverknow did send me the list of required common poses for big titty girls, so I thought I'd try a couple.

first, we have the hands up top to do a little discrete nipple lift,

http://i.imgur.com/UHBuloRm.jpg

then we have the big girl version of the hand bra...the forearm bra.

I have to say the example picture made me go "damn, I have tiny tits"
my god, I don't have big tits at all, she has big tits.....but I digress, forearm bra

http://i.imgur.com/KSp8m8hm.jpg

then yeah, I played with my toy, got off a couple times fast, then went to the bathroom, and started hearing signs of life.

not a bad day so far.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes I love what you think... Very enlightening I learn things I never thought was possible

lol, thanks. learning there is a fruit porn genre, I don't know I survived not knowing myself.

 

[ratherabsurd1]

lol, thanks. learning there is a fruit porn genre, I don't know I survived not knowing myself.

How did we ever survive without it LOL