Alternate Blurting II: Bandito

[Saint Peter]

Stinks in here.

 

[oralaccents]

Fakeblurt 2

How sad.

 

[adrina]

Stinks in here.

28 of 52.

Apparently someone has no life, no outlet and no options.

 

[silver gurl]

Geesh, some people need to step away from the internets and go outside.

 

[HarryHill]

It's raining outside.

 

[butters]

good morning, Li'nternet peoples

 

[adrina]

good morning, Li'nternet peoples

For only 55 more minutes slugabed.

 

[butters]

For only 55 more minutes slugabed.

nah, it's just past 10 am here, and i've been up for alllllll of about half an hour. time to feed the animals and eat a burrito, sip on my first cup of coffee... okay, yeah, i guess i am a bit of a slugabed on these hot humid mornings

 

[butters]

hmmn, seems the purple horses from the wizard of oz were covered in jello to get them that colour; the wicked witch's makeup was toxic and she couldn't eat whilst wearing it; the original tin man couldn't play the part due to an allergy to the aluminium dust in his costume, and the 'tornado' was made by spinning a 30+' stocking in dirt.

jello horses? awesome. i think people did a LOT of drugs back then

 

[oralaccents]

A "Guess Butters Weight Today" never ending thread would be good.

Based on her burrito consumption alone, she much be pushing 300 by now.

Rob could be the scalemaster, or Rory?

 

[Que]

28 of 52.

Apparently someone has no life, no outlet and no options.

Chin up!

Your pineapples love you, surely?

 

[adrina]

nah, it's just past 10 am here, and i've been up for alllllll of about half an hour. time to feed the animals and eat a burrito, sip on my first cup of coffee... okay, yeah, i guess i am a bit of a slugabed on these hot humid mornings

Late lunch for me now. But the afternoon should go by swiftly. Knock wood.

 

[Que]

Late lunch for me now. But the afternoon should go by swiftly. Knock wood.

If you find something you truly enjoy doing for work you'll never work a day in your life. If you considered a job change?

. .oh, wait.

Nevermind.

 

[oralaccents]

If you find something you truly enjoy doing for work you'll never work a day in your life. If you considered a job change?

. .oh, wait.

Nevermind.

I think she's down a pint. Makes her run rough.

 

[adrina]

As of late, the GB is functioning as a testament to Que's mental illness and delusion.

Predicted: A self perceived witty retort by Que or one of his other accounts.

 

[Luk]

As of late, the GB is functioning as a testament to Que's mental illness and delusion.

Predicted: A self perceived witty retort by Que or one of his other accounts.

Misspelled with errant punctuation.

 

[Que]

I think she's down a pint. Makes her run rough.

She does sometimes come across with that dry-drunk vibe. I normally don't prescribe alcohol to solve social ills but some lubricity in her case might be an improvement.

 

[von_Bismarck]

https://oceanhillsrecovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/california-meth-a-and-adderall.jpg

 

[Que]

So you are saying that Luke should use adderall, instead of neth to gin up the energy to get up off the couch in his friend's pool house so he can stagger into work to get after that to-do list that Mom left for him?

 

[Luk]

So you are saying that Luke should use adderall, instead of neth to gin up the energy to get up off the couch in his friend's pool house so he can stagger into work to get after that to-do list that Mom left for him?

No one believes Luk is a tweaker, Tweak. No one.

 

[raindancer]

I would to bare ass spank the lot of you.

 

[Luk]

I would to bare ass spank the lot of you.

Yes, please.

 

[von_Bismarck]

I would to bare ass spank the lot of you.

Only if I get to return the favor.

 

[raindancer]

I forgot" love" in my post.

Would love to bare ass spank!

Yes, you all need it!

 

[Que]

No one believes Luk is a tweaker, Tweak. No one.

Keep telling yourself that you seem completely straightedge. Your mom certainly has concerns about where your allowance is going