The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

[dolf]

Have a baby!

I've tried that. Twice. It's shit.

 

[Que]

I've tried that. Twice. It's shit.

I found it to be a lot less physically traumatic if I stuck to the insemination part of "having a baby"

It's a little pricey, but you get to amortize the expenses for a lifetime.

 

[toeskr]

I found it to be a lot less physically traumatic if I stuck to the insemination part of "having a baby"

It's a little pricey, but you get to amortize the expenses for a lifetime.

Why are you posting at this time of day?

You are not behaving to the preconceived notions of the board sheriff's.

 

[oralaccents]

Why isnt everyone posting Right Now?

 

[Saint Peter]

board sheriff's.

we're gonna post ya
and we're gonna post ya slow

 

[oralaccents]

we're gonna post ya
and we're gonna post ya slow

Will you also be raping Butters?

 

[Saint Peter]

I am a lover
not a raper

 

[oralaccents]

Well someone should be raping her daily.

A 60 year old cow policing an anonymous sex forum is an obvious cry for help.

 

[oralaccents]

Does the NBA championship trophy have a passport?

 

[toeskr]

we're gonna post ya
and we're gonna post ya slow

Go REALLY sloe (sic), not everyone can claim to be an injunear.

LAWLZ!

Mehbe thor will swoop in to lick yours and butters ass crack sweat.

 

[toeskr]

Well someone should be raping her daily.

A 60 year old cow policing an anonymous sex forum is an obvious cry for help.

She has been on a pisting tear lately. It's almost as if her 80 year old sponsor has just decided that time spent in the weeds and with his mother is better spent than with her.

Is there a trade in clause for defective mail orders?

 

[oralaccents]

It’s all she talks about.

Biscuits
Rape
Jam
Rape
Sweating
Rape
In bed at noon watching the rain
Rape

Harry should at least whittle her a cock.

 

[trysail]

Upon the briny deep

It's salt water season.

How many years have I done this drill?

Up at the crack of dawn; the windows are wide open and the cacophony of the birds makes sleep impossible. Hell, it's light at 0530 anyway. The sun is so far north, its rays fall in amazing places.

Shower, grab some chow.

Slather the goop (a/k/a suntan lotion) on.

Grab the gear. Get out the door. Get to the boat.


Forget all terrestrial concerns.


​

 

[toeskr]

It’s all she talks about.

Biscuits
Rape
Jam
Rape
Sweating
Rape
In bed at noon watching the rain
Rape

Harry should at least whittle her a cock.

If only there were a knettle large enough.

 

[toeskr]

It's a bit early for peach season but it is showing promise.

Will you kill each fruit before it reaches potential?

Just wondering, seems like a pattern, Um, I mean a right for you.

 

[trysail]

ETA: Go sailing !!

It's salt water season.

How many years have I done this drill?

Up at the crack of dawn; the windows are wide open and the cacophony of the birds makes sleep impossible. Hell, it's light at 0530 anyway. The sun is so far north, its rays fall in amazing places.

Check the weather.

Shower, grab some chow.

Slather the goop (a/k/a suntan lotion) on.

Grab the gear. Get out the door. Get to the boat.


Go sailing !!


Forget all terrestrial concerns.


​

 

[oralaccents]

It's salt water season.

How many years have I done this drill?

Up at the crack of dawn; the windows are wide open and the cacophony of the birds makes sleep impossible. Hell, it's light at 0530 anyway. The sun is so far north, its rays fall in amazing places.

Check the weather.

Shower, grab some chow.

Slather the goop (a/k/a suntan lotion) on.

Grab the gear. Get out the door. Get to the boat.


Go sailing !!


Forget all terrestrial concerns.


​

I was visiting a woman from Lit last weekend in a seaside city.
Rain rain rain, yet the waters were full of sailboats.
Why are you sailboat people like this?

 

[RocketLauncher]

Go REALLY sloe (sic), not everyone can claim to be an injunear.

LAWLZ!

Mehbe thor will swoop in to lick yours and butters ass crack sweat.

Hey! Leave Petey out of your fantasies.

Does the NBA championship trophy have a passport?

Ha! I laughed.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hey! Leave Petey out of your fantasies.



Ha! I laughed.

Hey you!

 

[RocketLauncher]

Hey you!

Hey! Can you believe Toeskr muscling in on my territory?
How'd he get in my head anyway? Last time I looked he wasn't renting space...

 

[Saint Peter]

Hey! Can you believe Toeskr muscling in on my territory?
How'd he get in my head anyway? Last time I looked he wasn't renting space...

He is supposed to be paying rent but his mommy "trades" it for him doing the dishes.

 

[Wings]

Dog sitting a 2 year old golden doodle has just reminded me why I love my old girl so much. She’s sassy and hyper but so much more respectful as she ages. This puppy energy is wearing on my nerves.

 

[RocketLauncher]

He is supposed to be paying rent but his mommy "trades" it for him doing the dishes.

He does dishes? Cool he can 'rent' space as long as he keeps it tidy.

 

[oralaccents]

What do they even call the NBA Trophy?
The Kardashian Cup?

 

[Saint Peter]

Dog sitting a 2 year old golden doodle has just reminded me why I love my old girl so much. She’s sassy and hyper but so much more respectful as she ages. This puppy energy is wearing on my nerves.

Mine was a puppy for seven years. Today she has mostly mellowed and is a happy, great dog.