The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

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I've tried that. Twice. It's shit.

I found it to be a lot less physically traumatic if I stuck to the insemination part of "having a baby"

It's a little pricey, but you get to amortize the expenses for a lifetime.
 
I found it to be a lot less physically traumatic if I stuck to the insemination part of "having a baby"

It's a little pricey, but you get to amortize the expenses for a lifetime.

Why are you posting at this time of day?

You are not behaving to the preconceived notions of the board sheriff's.
 
Well someone should be raping her daily.

A 60 year old cow policing an anonymous sex forum is an obvious cry for help.
 
Well someone should be raping her daily.

A 60 year old cow policing an anonymous sex forum is an obvious cry for help.

She has been on a pisting tear lately. It's almost as if her 80 year old sponsor has just decided that time spent in the weeds and with his mother is better spent than with her.

Is there a trade in clause for defective mail orders?
 
It’s all she talks about.

Biscuits
Rape
Jam
Rape
Sweating
Rape
In bed at noon watching the rain
Rape

Harry should at least whittle her a cock.
 
Upon the briny deep



It's salt water season.

How many years have I done this drill?

Up at the crack of dawn; the windows are wide open and the cacophony of the birds makes sleep impossible. Hell, it's light at 0530 anyway. The sun is so far north, its rays fall in amazing places.

Shower, grab some chow.

Slather the goop (a/k/a suntan lotion) on.

Grab the gear. Get out the door. Get to the boat.


Forget all terrestrial concerns.


 
ETA: Go sailing !!



It's salt water season.

How many years have I done this drill?

Up at the crack of dawn; the windows are wide open and the cacophony of the birds makes sleep impossible. Hell, it's light at 0530 anyway. The sun is so far north, its rays fall in amazing places.

Check the weather.

Shower, grab some chow.

Slather the goop (a/k/a suntan lotion) on.

Grab the gear. Get out the door. Get to the boat.


Go sailing !!


Forget all terrestrial concerns.


 


It's salt water season.

How many years have I done this drill?

Up at the crack of dawn; the windows are wide open and the cacophony of the birds makes sleep impossible. Hell, it's light at 0530 anyway. The sun is so far north, its rays fall in amazing places.

Check the weather.

Shower, grab some chow.

Slather the goop (a/k/a suntan lotion) on.

Grab the gear. Get out the door. Get to the boat.


Go sailing !!


Forget all terrestrial concerns.




I was visiting a woman from Lit last weekend in a seaside city.
Rain rain rain, yet the waters were full of sailboats.
Why are you sailboat people like this?
 
Dog sitting a 2 year old golden doodle has just reminded me why I love my old girl so much. She’s sassy and hyper but so much more respectful as she ages. This puppy energy is wearing on my nerves.
 
Dog sitting a 2 year old golden doodle has just reminded me why I love my old girl so much. She’s sassy and hyper but so much more respectful as she ages. This puppy energy is wearing on my nerves.

Mine was a puppy for seven years. Today she has mostly mellowed and is a happy, great dog.
 
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