Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Paradox053]

That does sound a better use of company time than office politics. Yet, mu company as still failed to create a position stationed under my desk. I am beginning to think work place morale is just not on the priority list.

Have you any idea how hard it is to get in the back of an armored humvee wearing personal armor? If I can make that work, I can make getting under your desk and getting my lips on yours work.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Have you any idea how hard it is to get in the back of an armored humvee wearing personal armor? If I can make that work, I can make getting under your desk and getting my lips on yours work.

I do not, but now I obviously need to know how hard it is. I have never been in an armored humvee, but, of course, I have worn bulletproof vests. Mine, while not exactly sleek and light, well I'd rather wear that all day than have to wear stripper shoes for an hour. Just saying.

But now I feel like a am missing a core piece of knowledge. I would assume the humvee rear compartment has modular opening doors and a troop step, and the heaviest part of the armour would be the vest. I'd assume kevlar, level III 10lbs. Add a ceramic trauma plate or two. I am still only hitting 25lbs. Doesn't seem fun but doesn't seem that hard either. Of course insm sure there is otber gear, the helmetd probably aren't light, but i feel that I am missing something obvious, what is that?

 

[Paradox053]

I do not, but now I obviously need to know how hard it is. I have never been in an armored humvee, but, of course, I have worn bulletproof vests. Mine, while not exactly sleek and light, well I'd rather wear that all day than have to wear stripper shoes for an hour. Just saying.

But now I feel like a am missing a core piece of knowledge. I would assume the humvee rear compartment has modular opening doors and a troop step, and the heaviest part of the armour would be the vest. I'd assume kevlar, level III 10lbs. Add a ceramic trauma plate or two. I am still only hitting 25lbs. Doesn't seem fun but doesn't seem that hard either. Of course insm sure there is otber gear, the helmetd probably aren't light, but i feel that I am missing something obvious, what is that?

The rear doors on a humvee don't open all that wide, and nope, no troop step. The issued vests are probably 15 lbs empty with just the soft armor for shrapnel and pistol rounds. The plates front and back bring it up to 30 to 35, depending on size. Plus side plates that are another 5 lbs total and make your torso like 6 inches wider and splay your arms out to the side. Plus ammo is another 7 lbs for the rifle, and whatever belt fed ammo has been parceled out to make the machine gunners life easier. Plus 3 lbs of water. Plus helmet with nvg mount that always catches on the side of the door frame, no matter how careful you are. Plus soft armor collar that retains heat like it's going out of style. And, depending on unit policies, soft armor groin protector and deltoid protectors. The full set of armor may protect you, but congrats, you passed out in the open halfway through your rush to new cover as a heat casualty.

 

[draconus_infernus]

oh such a critic. I remember having a good time. but honestly I remember skipping in the parking lot, breaking into the car, and making our way back to my place better than I remember the movie lol.

I totally admit to being a kaiju snob. I don’t want my Godzilla to look like something out of Jurassic Park, and I’ve never been a huge Mathew Broderick fan. I mean, Ferris Bueler’s Day Off is fine, but he never really resonated with me.

The new Godzilla is definitely on my list of movies to see. However, my free time is almost non-existent these days. I still haven’t seen Avengers Endgame.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The rear doors on a humvee don't open all that wide, and nope, no troop step. The issued vests are probably 15 lbs empty with just the soft armor for shrapnel and pistol rounds. The plates front and back bring it up to 30 to 35, depending on size. Plus side plates that are another 5 lbs total and make your torso like 6 inches wider and splay your arms out to the side. Plus ammo is another 7 lbs for the rifle, and whatever belt fed ammo has been parceled out to make the machine gunners life easier. Plus 3 lbs of water. Plus helmet with nvg mount that always catches on the side of the door frame, no matter how careful you are. Plus soft armor collar that retains heat like it's going out of style. And, depending on unit policies, soft armor groin protector and deltoid protectors. The full set of armor may protect you, but congrats, you passed out in the open halfway through your rush to new cover as a heat casualty.

no step, why would they do that? side armor, yeah I could see the discomfort in that. And lol, all together, that does sound really brutal in the heat

I totally admit to being a kaiju snob. I don’t want my Godzilla to look like something out of Jurassic Park, and I’ve never been a huge Mathew Broderick fan. I mean, Ferris Bueler’s Day Off is fine, but he never really resonated with me.

The new Godzilla is definitely on my list of movies to see. However, my free time is almost non-existent these days. I still haven’t seen Avengers Endgame.

lol. kaiju snob. well at least it is something interesting to be snobby about. I rarely go out to movies myself. I could probably make the time, assuming it is kid friendly, but I just don't. hell, I'd make the time for nice restaurants first, and I don't do that either.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Thumbs up for Cube Boobs, Gozilla and bullet-proof vests.(can't shake that mental picture).

Thumbs down for 12yo, cougar Barbie and too old guy who should have been put out to pasture years ago. There are two kinds of principals: educators and administrators. I think you have a persistent case of Adminisrtitis and not a good one I bet.

Back to you in body armor,

 

[Youneverknow81]

lol.

and hey, the cigarettes, alcohol, and victoria's secret scented body glitter lotion probably covered the weed smell. they also made me take latin in middle school. but truth, I had and have no artistic talent. I traded doing my art homework for paying the bills and doing taxes with my mom. (everyone in my family has artistic talent accept for me, but they are lucky that phones come with calculators now

Body glitter lotion? Is this a thing? That body covered in sparkles?

You clearly have artistic talent! Maybe they are more honed, but you have the ability to get there too. Taxes... bah. Hire a CPA!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Thumbs up for Cube Boobs, Gozilla and bullet-proof vests.(can't shake that mental picture).

Thumbs down for 12yo, cougar Barbie and too old guy who should have been put out to pasture years ago. There are two kinds of principals: educators and administrators. I think you have a persistent case of Adminisrtitis and not a good one I bet.

Back to you in body armor,

haha, well again, I did work in weapon manufacturing and sales for quite a while. So yeah I ended up with things from camoed lingerie to a couple bullet proof vests to some really cool antiques. Now, the occasional business perk is primarily computers or tablets. Way more useful but way less interesting.

As for the administrators, we shall see. Honestly, I like the 12 year old so far (who again is really like 20s, looks young 20s but I think is probably older 20s. I just think everyone well under 30 might as well be like 12, probably because I am bitter they call me ma'am). She just seems so young compared to the norm for those level positions, but she is likely to be more creative, more willing to try inventive things etc. And I know nothing about cougar barbie other than her name and look, which honestly she is smoking for for 50, it is just so bleached blonde chunky platinum highlights perfect bright pink lipstick. Just so 90s beauty queen barbie, except on a 50 year old. I'd guess real estate agent for her career. I often don't trust the barbie type, really I just don't trust the completely together type. they are often just keeping the real hot mess hidden. I like my hot mess right out front so I know what I am getting lol. But hey, she might surprise me. I remember Tiffany. the most barbie girl ever. bleach blonde, shit ton of pink, sorority chick, with her Louis Vuitton bag, and boobs her daddy bought her for keeping up her grades, and she actually wasn't all that bad once I got used to her. lol. But yeah, I still learn towards mistrust of barbie girls.

 

[ohverbatum7]

I like my hot mess right out front

I'm sure you keep some things close to your chest, otherwise you would not get off with some of the strokes you pull. Do you deny that you don't manipulate those dopey men at work?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Well damn, I already like cougar barbie. Maybe that's my type. (Who am I kidding, my "type" is a.) alive and b.) willing. All other aspects are negotiable.)

 

[ohverbatum7]

of course, I have worn bulletproof vests.

Why of course, I could never think of an occasion when for me one would be necessary. I have never even seen a real gun.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Body glitter lotion? Is this a thing? That body covered in sparkles?

You clearly have artistic talent! Maybe they are more honed, but you have the ability to get there too. Taxes... bah. Hire a CPA!

of course they are. shimmer lotions, shimmer scented sprays, oh, the roll on body glitter back then. glitter leaving a trail over everyone you rub against lol. Oh my boyfriends fancy camaro. Wasn't so bad when it was just me, but he let me borrow it for the night, well one of my girlfriends drove as I didn't have a license so I wouldn't drive in the city unless it was the only option. anyway, night out with a group of girls, club hopping, meaning the barely there mini dresses, and so much body glitter, all topped with a ribbon choker. yeah he gets his car back, and it pretty much looks and smells like you'd expect. glitter and heavy perfumed scent transfer.

yeah, body glitter lotions had positives and drawbacks. Positives were the fact that it hides imperfections, even better than a tan, and without the sun damage. the scents last and covers sweat and pretty much everything. And nothing catches the lights while dancing better. that is what probably made it popular in the 90s. downside was men getting coated in fake flower scents and body glitter (then going home) lol. I know today, some strippers use it because of the coverage, some don't. Honestly, I think many men tend to forget what the shiny will do if they get a lap dance and just see shiny boobs.

but yes, I didn't even really notice the glitterfied car, until he did and was about to give me some flack for it, but then I guess he remembered shiny boobies. Hey, he was rocking the whole sleaze rock look (long hair, bandanna, tattoos, leather, ripped jeans, sports car, very Axl Rose type), chicks with body glitter kind of goes hand in hand with that look.

and no, kindergartners surpass my drawing ability and mom couldn't afford an accountant, hell we were lucky to afford both rent and electricity.

but ah 90s fashion, almost as humorous as 80s

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I like my hot mess right out front

I'm sure you keep some things close to your chest, otherwise you would not get off with some of the strokes you pull. Do you deny that you don't manipulate those dopey men at work?

lol, nah, not really. they know me too well now.

Well damn, I already like cougar barbie. Maybe that's my type. (Who am I kidding, my "type" is a.) alive and b.) willing. All other aspects are negotiable.)

haha. well cougar barbie is hot. but alive and willing are big plus points too

of course, I have worn bulletproof vests.

Why of course, I could never think of an occasion when for me one would be necessary. I have never even seen a real gun.

Well, again, after my waitress career, and preschool teacher career, and beer tub girl, there was weapons sales and trade shows, and yeah, you go to enough trade shows, you end up in body armor. Plus now I am a redneck Floridian. An arsenal comes with the title. An arsenal and a couple yard cars are always included.

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

So I mentioned we all enjoyed the Godzilla movie. Big comfy reclining seats, the movie theater was mostly empty. I gained a teenager who sat next to me, gave him some popcorn, otherwise there was only one other family and a couple. Again, Tuesday afternoon. It was worth seeing in 3-d for those who like watching monster fights. Plus, my child was a perfect angel and very happy to have gone.

There was something interesting though. OK, theater is in the city I work, we don't have any where I live. So hubby and kid met me at the theater. I arrived first, bought snacks. In the parking lot, hubby and kid ran into kid's principal (he lives in the city that I work in). Principal was leaving after watching Avengers Endgame. I guess my son said hi and started a conversation. Principal told my son that he won't be seeing him next year because the school fired him yesterday. he said he doesn't know why (yeah, my kid totally asked, of course)

Y'all thought I was just being a bitchy snowflake mom when I said I questioned his fitness for the position, didn't you? Apparently the school board did as well.... and this is a school board in east bumblefuck redneck florida. Kid's pre-k teacher used to write me such wonderfully written notes as "we are struggling with gental hands with our freinds" and she is a well respected teacher. No, we are not talking fast texting or sloppy handwriting, we are talking impeccable handwriting (ok, yeah I questioned her fitness too. I guess I am kind of a bitch, but at least she is teaching 4 year olds, that is really more of a ring leader of a circus of wild animals than it is an actual educator. I worked as a preschool teacher in the 90s, I know) Standards are low out in east bumblefuck.

Of course, now I guess I will have to intimidate a new principal with my death stare. Unless they promote the 12 year old. or maybe...wait, scratch that, I see from my school website they replaced the 12 year old with cougar barbie. damn, I swear they just hired her last year (unless they hired cougar barbie because the 12 year is being promoted and they just haven't updated the website as they just terminated too old dude 2 days ago). hum, well time to have a brief stalk of cougar barbie. oh, she tweets, with lots of selfies, some of which include hand gestures and duck lips. oh and a completely open facebook page. so many selfies of her and her "dope" fiancee and "rad" weekends lol. and now I have been scrolling for 15 minutes and I still have no idea what I think about her as I have only made it to February and it is just 100s of selfies and reshared fluff news. food selfies, cute couple selfies, funny face selfies, so many selfies. she used the word "pissed" once at least, that is something. well lets just fast track to January 2017. Damn, there is nothing prior to this year, but at least I saw no Trump support. I still think I have my fingers crossed that it will be the 12 year calling me when my kid does something asinine.

anyway. cube boob because why not.

http://i.imgur.com/sn92bmkm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/yIDz1lcm.jpg

Yummm...I can never get enough of your gorgeous breasts...and there is plenty to be had! They are beautiful

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yummm...I can never get enough of your gorgeous breasts...and there is plenty to be had! They are beautiful

Well thank you. I do have fun with the cubical shots, even if it is harder now.

 

[Girthsome]

Well thank you. I do have fun with the cubical shots, even if it is harder now.

I have fun with your cubical shots...
and I thank you for them
as well as your excellent analysis of all things Godzilla and tactical armory.

 

[Paradox053]

no step, why would they do that? side armor, yeah I could see the discomfort in that. And lol, all together, that does sound really brutal in the heat

I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure they just hate us. At least that's my working theory til I come up with a better one. Yeah, summer wasn't fun, though the insulation was nice in the wintertime.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I have fun with your cubical shots...
and I thank you for them
as well as your excellent analysis of all things Godzilla and tactical armory.

Well thank you. Maybe tomorrow I will feature my ass, Zone Fighter, bounce houses, and Aspect ccts.

I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure they just hate us. At least that's my working theory til I come up with a better one. Yeah, summer wasn't fun, though the insulation was nice in the wintertime.

They must. I mean the price of the troop step must be negligible compared to the cost of the vehicle, it is easy to supply, and adds very little in terms or extra weight or size for transport. It is like buying a car without a basic stereo. It seems a silly thing to cut.

 

[Paradox053]

They must. I mean the price of the troop step must be negligible compared to the cost of the vehicle, it is easy to supply, and adds very little in terms or extra weight or size for transport. It is like buying a car without a basic stereo. It seems a silly thing to cut.

Correct on all parts. But they provided a heater/AC that hardly works, so it totally balances out. Honestly, the vehicle is outdated and needs to be gotten rid of completely. We don't use it in combat anymore, because the suspension can't handle the amount of armor it would take to protect it against modern threats. But we still use it to train in, which is something only a bureaucracy like the US DOD would think makes any sense. I could rant about this for hours, believe me. But instead, I choose to focus on your boobs. They make me much happier.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Correct on all parts. But they provided a heater/AC that hardly works, so it totally balances out. Honestly, the vehicle is outdated and needs to be gotten rid of completely. We don't use it in combat anymore, because the suspension can't handle the amount of armor it would take to protect it against modern threats. But we still use it to train in, which is something only a bureaucracy like the US DOD would think makes any sense. I could rant about this for hours, believe me. But instead, I choose to focus on your boobs. They make me much happier.

Can't rant while looking at boobs? Men are cute like that. Poor multitasking ability when it comes to naked women. So cute. I do enjoy when i can witness that.

Ok, though I admit i probably could not continue a rant through a bouncing cock. Just a cock, I can still continue a pointless rant around, but yeah, the whole springing and bouncing does make me smile and I'd lose my train of thought.

 

[Paradox053]

Can't rant while looking at boobs? Men are cute like that. Poor multitasking ability when it comes to naked women. So cute. I do enjoy when i can witness that.

Ok, though I admit i probably could not continue a rant through a bouncing cock. Just a cock, I can still continue a pointless rant around, but yeah, the whole springing and bouncing does make me smile and I'd lose my train of thought.

I knew the helicockter had a practical application and wasn't just something we did for fun!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I knew the helicockter had a practical application and wasn't just something we did for fun!

Well the full on helicopter will totally work but is going to go past a smile to a flat out giggle. Some men get a little sensitive when women giggle about their cocks. Honestly, i am probably not the right chick for them to hang with. Sooner or later, a cock will do something that makes me giggle. I laugh a lot.

 

[Paradox053]

Well the full on helicopter will totally work but is going to go past a smile to a flat out giggle. Some men get a little sensitive when women giggle about their cocks. Honestly, i am probably not the right chick for them to hang with. Sooner or later, a cock will do something that makes me giggle. I laugh a lot.

Come now, I came up with a nice nickname for it like the Helicockter. And I have no such problem. It's meant to be funny. And to distract from where my hands are going.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Come now, I came up with a nice nickname for it like the Helicockter. And I have no such problem. It's meant to be funny. And to distract from where my hands are going.

Lol, helicockter, I like it.

 

[Paradox053]

Lol, helicockter, I like it.

I am assuming you're referring to both the move itself and its glorious new name? I tried to out the trademark symbol in there, but I couldn't find it.