Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Hamster]

Whose Hands?

Since you've not found anything quite to your satisfaction, can I suggest a "hand bra" -- and I'd be happy to help you with a fitting session with my own hands, of course.

Whose hands? Maybe Bigfoot's? Or Paul Bunyan's?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well happy tuesday.

so today I am leaving work early for an "appointment". The appointment is to take kiddo to watch "Godzilla: King of the Monsters" in 3-D lol. So yeah, I am now officially one of those people taking a 6 year old to watch a pg-13 movie in the theater. At least I picked the earliest weekday showing. Sorry, if you are going to the movies on a Tuesday afternoon during summer vacation, you should expect children. In this case, I just couldn't not. Kid has loved Godzilla since before he was 2, has every movie, cartoon, series, and toy. And yeah that includes the Japanese movies. kid can probably sing Kaese! Taiyo wo (Japanese song in the 70s Godzilla vrs Hedorah) and out trivia most everyone on anything kaiju, kaijin etc.

It is one of those theaters with the big fancy recliners too. I haven't been to this theater since the remodel. actually, come to think of it, last time I was in this theater was to watch Godzilla, in 1998. It was myself, my husband, and another good friend. and we were tripping pretty hard (hey, don't judge, how else would my 19 year old self go see Godzilla lol). Friend was driving, and he actually locked his keys in his car, which we learned as we went to leave. It was kind of funny, 3 tripping hippies trying to break into a car.

anyway. enough, I will get to the point.
boobs

http://i.imgur.com/THhNnLn.gif

 

[scotluvsoral]

well happy tuesday.

so today I am leaving work early for an "appointment". The appointment is to take kiddo to watch "Godzilla: King of the Monsters" in 3-D lol. So yeah, I am now officially one of those people taking a 6 year old to watch a pg-13 movie in the theater. At least I picked the earliest weekday showing. Sorry, if you are going to the movies on a Tuesday afternoon during summer vacation, you should expect children. In this case, I just couldn't not. Kid has loved Godzilla since before he was 2, has every movie, cartoon, series, and toy. And yeah that includes the Japanese movies. kid can probably sing Kaese! Taiyo wo (Japanese song in the 70s Godzilla vrs Hedorah) and out trivia most everyone on anything kaiju, kaijin etc.

It is one of those theaters with the big fancy recliners too. I haven't been to this theater since the remodel. actually, come to think of it, last time I was in this theater was to watch Godzilla, in 1998. It was myself, my husband, and another good friend. and we were tripping pretty hard (hey, don't judge, how else would my 19 year old self go see Godzilla lol). Friend was driving, and he actually locked his keys in his car, which we learned as we went to leave. It was kind of funny, 3 tripping hippies trying to break into a car.

anyway. enough, I will get to the point.
boobs

http://i.imgur.com/THhNnLn.gif

Gotta love your boobs!!! Cute story!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Your hands and nails are always pretty and you get very artistic with your nails.

I love the pic where your pinching your nipple. Its great!!!


And I read the missive re: pre-k now being K and K now being 1st grade. I agree with you on that. I also have a problem with the earliest grade school group of children being suspended so readily. But then I also have problems with the zero tolerance thing where a kid can't defend him or herself without being suspended or expelled for a fight that they didn't start.

thank you. I can make some fun things when I am being artsy.

and yeah, I don't know if I could be a kid now, in this time. must suck

Gorgeous hands and finger nails.

thank you.

Swim dress sounds like you would have caused quite a scandal at the beach in 1903 lol but I think I know what you mean! Judging by how you look in everything I’d have mesh netting imprinted on my wang at the pool lol



Wow those look crazy detailed! If you weren’t already a well established professional you could totally do nails for a living lol



Also the shape of your boobs always amazes me! *Squirt. (Wishful thinking)

lol, now I want to see a mesh net imprinted wang. thanks.

And I actually wanted to go to vo-tech for cosmetology when I was in high school. But those bastards wouldn't let me. They were all like "shut the hell up and go take physics and calculus" Actually, calculus wasn't so bad, but it was the class after lunch, which pretty much means I was stoned for every calculus class. hair styling stoned would have been more fun. I wasn't even stuck on cosmetology, but no, the powers that be would not let me sign up for any vo-tech course, those bastards.

He is the same age as me, and there is no way I would want to be responsible for a school load of kids of any age.

School transport is similar here, where it is supplied. Special needs transport always have an assistant whether it be a taxi or bus. Mainstream schools no longer have an assistant, cost saving, and drivers were instructed that in the event of something kicking off in the back, they were to pull over for safety, and inform the kids that until they stopped and returned to their seats, the bus didn’t move. Eventually those kids who desperately wanted to get home took control of the few idiots and calmed the bus so it could continue. Any stoppage was reported to the school and transport organiser and the regular unruly kids were not allowed to travel and parents had to collect from school.

It may have changed now and all areas may have been different, but that is the way it used to run.

that is about how I remember buses. If you were real assholes, she pulled over, screamed at us, and didn't move until we stopped being assholes.

My step mother just recently retired as a bus driver. Early career was school bus, later was city bus. She actually preferred the school bus. city bus riders are scary. kids are just douches.

Wow, more steps than AA. You nailed it.
I think the bored moms figured out the second pic for themselves early on.

lol. next weeks might be more steps. new challenge and I have a new idea for it.

Everything looks better with YOUR boobs in the picture.

thanks, I should just make sure my boobs are in every picture I take. Facebook marketplace sell of old kids toys, make sure boobs are in the shot.

Wow! that's impressive. The nails. Well, the boobs too, Primarily. Uh, oh yeah, teh nails are amazing. A hidden talent. Cool.

thanks, it is all about my fancy nails.

The nipple pinch gets me all hot and bothered, let me get you all hot and bothered?

thank you. and hot and bothered sounds like a friday plan, well if work will let me do fuck all

WOW! That is an amazing nail job! Nipple tweak always a 10 on the Peter Meter. and I too agree with your sig quote

thank you and lol.

I spent my Saturday at a reunion/conference for a historical group I’m a member of. Would have much rather enjoyed helping you put on and take off bras (especially taking them off.)

well thank you. I tend to do the hook in the front then spin around technique so assistance would be nice.

Since you've not found anything quite to your satisfaction, can I suggest a "hand bra" -- and I'd be happy to help you with a fitting session with my own hands, of course.

Sounds like a damn good idea to me.

Whose hands? Maybe Bigfoot's? Or Paul Bunyan's?

hey, I get to make the bigfoot jokes.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Gotta love your boobs!!! Cute story!

well thanks. plus my tacky summer dresses. got to love my collection of tacky summer dresses.

 

[Todger65]

Summer bouncing boobies. Nice.

 

[bigbear75]

God damn those are fucking glorious.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I love your boobs your summer dresses are not tacky they are sexy

well thank you. I am still holding to the prints are tacky though

Summer bouncing boobies. Nice.

that it is and that they are. thanks

God damn those are fucking glorious.

thank you

 

[rbijon]

So anyway? Boobs
Can you even behave for one moment?

 

[EndlessNameless]

Dem titties are their own class of kaiju. Do they transform or breath fire or what?

 

[Naughtyboy31]

There's no way I'd be able to keep my hands off them all the time.

 

[draconus_infernus]

well happy tuesday.

so today I am leaving work early for an "appointment". The appointment is to take kiddo to watch "Godzilla: King of the Monsters" in 3-D lol. So yeah, I am now officially one of those people taking a 6 year old to watch a pg-13 movie in the theater. At least I picked the earliest weekday showing. Sorry, if you are going to the movies on a Tuesday afternoon during summer vacation, you should expect children. In this case, I just couldn't not. Kid has loved Godzilla since before he was 2, has every movie, cartoon, series, and toy. And yeah that includes the Japanese movies. kid can probably sing Kaese! Taiyo wo (Japanese song in the 70s Godzilla vrs Hedorah) and out trivia most everyone on anything kaiju, kaijin etc.

It is one of those theaters with the big fancy recliners too. I haven't been to this theater since the remodel. actually, come to think of it, last time I was in this theater was to watch Godzilla, in 1998. It was myself, my husband, and another good friend. and we were tripping pretty hard (hey, don't judge, how else would my 19 year old self go see Godzilla lol). Friend was driving, and he actually locked his keys in his car, which we learned as we went to leave. It was kind of funny, 3 tripping hippies trying to break into a car.

anyway. enough, I will get to the point.
boobs

http://i.imgur.com/THhNnLn.gif

You’d have to be high to enjoy that piece of shit faux-Godzilla movie from ‘98.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Hope the lad was not too traumatized by the (onscreen) monsters.

 

[ohverbatum7]

You could give a masterclass for your technique for freeing the girls

 

[Youneverknow81]

lol, now I want to see a mesh net imprinted wang. thanks.

And I actually wanted to go to vo-tech for cosmetology when I was in high school. But those bastards wouldn't let me. They were all like "shut the hell up and go take physics and calculus" Actually, calculus wasn't so bad, but it was the class after lunch, which pretty much means I was stoned for every calculus class. hair styling stoned would have been more fun. I wasn't even stuck on cosmetology, but no, the powers that be would not let me sign up for any vo-tech course, those bastards.

It looks like a tribal tattoo except the tribe is just desperate horny guys hoping for a bathing suit strap to snap or a bottom to roll over a pussy lip exposing just a slight peek so they can go home and furiously masturbate thinking about it haha

Hey I’m going to give the school district credit here, I’m impressed they didn’t look at you (and smell the weed on your clothes) and sigh while handing you the go-tech paperwork thinking they were doing the right thing. They say your potential, though I guess at the cost of suppressing your artistic desires. Hmmm yin-yang ?

 

[TimberRattler]

thank you. and hot and bothered sounds like a friday plan, well if work will let me do fuck all

Sounds good, I'll clear my schedule just in case


I know you weren't winking at me, but the cursor didn't want to fully cooperate

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So anyway? Boobs
Can you even behave for one moment?

I can, occassionally. it happens

Dem titties are their own class of kaiju. Do they transform or breath fire or what?

Well I did given them names in the last thread, have still been meaning to build a city out of magnatiles and let them destroy it...but alas no fire breathing. they are kind of lazy.

There's no way I'd be able to keep my hands off them all the time.

well thanks.

You’d have to be high to enjoy that piece of shit faux-Godzilla movie from ‘98.

oh such a critic. I remember having a good time. but honestly I remember skipping in the parking lot, breaking into the car, and making our way back to my place better than I remember the movie lol.

Hope the lad was not too traumatized by the (onscreen) monsters.

oh he loved it. Again, biggest godzilla fan ever. and the monsters were very well done. Godzilla was kick ass, king ghidorah was fantastic, mothra was beautiful etc etc. the battles were very cool, especially in 3-d. plus it had just enough plot and character development to not be totally campy, but not so much that I was was left with a kid constantly asking "where are the monsters? when are they going to fight?" I know the movie critics weren't fans but we found it enjoyable, most especially the kid.

You could give a masterclass for your technique for freeing the girls

Everyone should attend that class

It looks like a tribal tattoo except the tribe is just desperate horny guys hoping for a bathing suit strap to snap or a bottom to roll over a pussy lip exposing just a slight peek so they can go home and furiously masturbate thinking about it haha

Hey I’m going to give the school district credit here, I’m impressed they didn’t look at you (and smell the weed on your clothes) and sigh while handing you the go-tech paperwork thinking they were doing the right thing. They say your potential, though I guess at the cost of suppressing your artistic desires. Hmmm yin-yang ?

lol.

and hey, the cigarettes, alcohol, and victoria's secret scented body glitter lotion probably covered the weed smell. they also made me take latin in middle school. but truth, I had and have no artistic talent. I traded doing my art homework for paying the bills and doing taxes with my mom. (everyone in my family has artistic talent accept for me, but they are lucky that phones come with calculators now)

Sounds good, I'll clear my schedule just in case


I know you weren't winking at me, but the cursor didn't want to fully cooperate

ah, non cooperating text. I had an autocorrect fail at a very inopportune time last week. I was trying to discuss ashes (related to cremation) and asses came out instead. It actually worked perfectly in the sentence and was almost funny if it hadn't been for how completely insensitive it sounded. but yes my phone talks about asses too much I guess

 

[rbijon]

Aye, but there is always an underlying subtext of sexuality in your crazy mind

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So I mentioned we all enjoyed the Godzilla movie. Big comfy reclining seats, the movie theater was mostly empty. I gained a teenager who sat next to me, gave him some popcorn, otherwise there was only one other family and a couple. Again, Tuesday afternoon. It was worth seeing in 3-d for those who like watching monster fights. Plus, my child was a perfect angel and very happy to have gone.

There was something interesting though. OK, theater is in the city I work, we don't have any where I live. So hubby and kid met me at the theater. I arrived first, bought snacks. In the parking lot, hubby and kid ran into kid's principal (he lives in the city that I work in). Principal was leaving after watching Avengers Endgame. I guess my son said hi and started a conversation. Principal told my son that he won't be seeing him next year because the school fired him yesterday. he said he doesn't know why (yeah, my kid totally asked, of course)

Y'all thought I was just being a bitchy snowflake mom when I said I questioned his fitness for the position, didn't you? Apparently the school board did as well.... and this is a school board in east bumblefuck redneck florida. Kid's pre-k teacher used to write me such wonderfully written notes as "we are struggling with gental hands with our freinds" and she is a well respected teacher. No, we are not talking fast texting or sloppy handwriting, we are talking impeccable handwriting (ok, yeah I questioned her fitness too. I guess I am kind of a bitch, but at least she is teaching 4 year olds, that is really more of a ring leader of a circus of wild animals than it is an actual educator. I worked as a preschool teacher in the 90s, I know) Standards are low out in east bumblefuck.

Of course, now I guess I will have to intimidate a new principal with my death stare. Unless they promote the 12 year old. or maybe...wait, scratch that, I see from my school website they replaced the 12 year old with cougar barbie. damn, I swear they just hired her last year (unless they hired cougar barbie because the 12 year is being promoted and they just haven't updated the website as they just terminated too old dude 2 days ago). hum, well time to have a brief stalk of cougar barbie. oh, she tweets, with lots of selfies, some of which include hand gestures and duck lips. oh and a completely open facebook page. so many selfies of her and her "dope" fiancee and "rad" weekends lol. and now I have been scrolling for 15 minutes and I still have no idea what I think about her as I have only made it to February and it is just 100s of selfies and reshared fluff news. food selfies, cute couple selfies, funny face selfies, so many selfies. she used the word "pissed" once at least, that is something. well lets just fast track to January 2017. Damn, there is nothing prior to this year, but at least I saw no Trump support. I still think I have my fingers crossed that it will be the 12 year calling me when my kid does something asinine.

anyway. cube boob because why not.

http://i.imgur.com/sn92bmkm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/yIDz1lcm.jpg

 

[Paradox053]

So I mentioned we all enjoyed the Godzilla movie. Big comfy reclining seats, the movie theater was mostly empty. I gained a teenager who sat next to me, gave him some popcorn, otherwise there was only one other family and a couple. Again, Tuesday afternoon. It was worth seeing in 3-d for those who like watching monster fights. Plus, my child was a perfect angel and very happy to have gone.

There was something interesting though. OK, theater is in the city I work, we don't have any where I live. So hubby and kid met me at the theater. I arrived first, bought snacks. In the parking lot, hubby and kid ran into kid's principal (he lives in the city that I work in). Principal was leaving after watching Avengers Endgame. I guess my son said hi and started a conversation. Principal told my son that he won't be seeing him next year because the school fired him yesterday. he said he doesn't know why (yeah, my kid totally asked, of course)

Y'all thought I was just being a bitchy snowflake mom when I said I questioned his fitness for the position, didn't you? Apparently the school board did as well.... and this is a school board in east bumblefuck redneck florida. Kid's pre-k teacher used to write me such wonderfully written notes as "we are struggling with gental hands with our freinds" and she is a well respected teacher. No, we are not talking fast texting or sloppy handwriting, we are talking impeccable handwriting (ok, yeah I questioned her fitness too. I guess I am kind of a bitch, but at least she is teaching 4 year olds, that is really more of a ring leader of a circus of wild animals than it is an actual educator. I worked as a preschool teacher in the 90s, I know) Standards are low out in east bumblefuck.

Of course, now I guess I will have to intimidate a new principal with my death stare. Unless they promote the 12 year old. or maybe...wait, scratch that, I see from my school website they replaced the 12 year old with cougar barbie. damn, I swear they just hired her last year (unless they hired cougar barbie because the 12 year is being promoted and they just haven't updated the website as they just terminated too old dude 2 days ago). hum, well time to have a brief stalk of cougar barbie. oh, she tweets, with lots of selfies, some of which include hand gestures and duck lips. oh and a completely open facebook page. so many selfies of her and her "dope" fiancee and "rad" weekends lol. and now I have been scrolling for 15 minutes and I still have no idea what I think about her as I have only made it to February and it is just 100s of selfies and reshared fluff news. food selfies, cute couple selfies, funny face selfies, so many selfies. she used the word "pissed" once at least, that is something. well lets just fast track to January 2017. Damn, there is nothing prior to this year, but at least I saw no Trump support. I still think I have my fingers crossed that it will be the 12 year calling me when my kid does something asinine.

anyway. cube boob because why not.

http://i.imgur.com/sn92bmkm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/yIDz1lcm.jpg

No reason at all why not. The erection they produce always appreciates them very much.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

No reason at all why not. The erection they produce always appreciates them very much.

Well, i was thinking cube shots are always fun because tge whole sneaky indecent exposure thing, but erections are fun too.

 

[Paradox053]

Well, i was thinking cube shots are always fun because tge whole sneaky indecent exposure thing, but erections are fun too.

I mean, theres always the good old having her hiding under the desk enjoying the erection thing. Best of both worlds. And sharing is caring, so feel free to cum enjoy one anytime you like.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I mean, theres always the good old having her hiding under the desk enjoying the erection thing. Best of both worlds. And sharing is caring, so feel free to cum enjoy one anytime you like.

Well i was with you...until...Damn it..... purple dinosaur

 

[Paradox053]

Well i was with you...until...Damn it..... purple dinosaur

Lol fine. I'll go under the desk. Just scoot your hips forward and open up.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Lol fine. I'll go under the desk. Just scoot your hips forward and open up.

That does sound a better use of company time than office politics. Yet, mu company as still failed to create a position stationed under my desk. I am beginning to think work place morale is just not on the priority list.