The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

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He must have reconnected with his meth source. He’s pretending to understand yield curves in the stock market thread.
 
^^^He might be a great pillow, but he's snoring his head off now. Ape isn't. Fucksake. It's always someone :mad:

Edward snores ?

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzuzzzzzzzzzzzz H. Keeeeeeeeeeeeriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist.


It's time for you to invest in a dog house.




 

Edward snores ?

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzuzzzzzzzzzzzz H. Keeeeeeeeeeeeriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist.


It's time for you to invest in a dog house.




:eek: never! I would never make my boys sleep outside!

Besides which, I need to be able to have him close, in case I feel like The bodybuilding toyboy with the huge cock © needs flattening.
 
:eek: never! I would never make my boys sleep outside!

Besides which, I need to be able to have him close, in case I feel like The bodybuilding toyboy with the huge cock © needs flattening.

If you flatten, it doesnt open the same lock.
 
Now I lay me down to sleep

I trust in Rob my time to keep

If I wake before I'm through,

I'll have a snack then throw a shoe.

I'll bed back down and slumber as long as I'd like, fuckyouverymuch.
 
Once he buys that new house, I predict snoring will become the irreconcilable difference.

Or, one of your friends' daughters; that would be more poetic.

But you'd still keep the House, so it's all good, amiright?
 
I wouldn't go that far but Q-#### is definitely on that path.

Lifetime abstinence is "on the path?"

What a paranoid, projecting little tweaker you are. Maybe you're still a little high from the extended tweekend spent "not abusing" meth with the meth-smoking "girlfriend?"
 
Lifetime abstinence is "on the path?"

What a paranoid, projecting little tweaker you are. Maybe you're still a little high from the extended tweekend spent "not abusing" meth with the meth-smoking "girlfriend?"

“Tell me, sister morphine, when ya comin’ round again”
 
Dear women I work with. The V.I.Poo you use smells worse than the actual shit. It's an offensive addition to the shit smell, not a pleasant mask. Also, one of you, your shit smells really unhealthy and it makes me think your diet must be terrible.
 
Dear women I work with. The V.I.Poo you use smells worse than the actual shit. It's an offensive addition to the shit smell, not a pleasant mask. Also, one of you, your shit smells really unhealthy and it makes me think your diet must be terrible.

You lead an exciting life.
 
Dear women I work with. The V.I.Poo you use smells worse than the actual shit. It's an offensive addition to the shit smell, not a pleasant mask. Also, one of you, your shit smells really unhealthy and it makes me think your diet must be terrible.

So, smelling as if somebody shit a pine tree is more preferable?:D
 
Dear women I work with. The V.I.Poo you use smells worse than the actual shit. It's an offensive addition to the shit smell, not a pleasant mask. Also, one of you, your shit smells really unhealthy and it makes me think your diet must be terrible.

It is called ShitTrus. The blend of dookie and bad cover-up spray.
 
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