Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland

[lovetoread]

zeus's wingdinger is a good way to kick off the day

 

[raindancer]

I slept in until 7! Yay.

 

[Saint Peter]

My breakfast is late!

 

[raindancer]

It's brunch time!

 

[butters]

H's waffles knock waffle house waffles into a cocked hat

gotta love a man who can make great waffles for breakfast

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/q5JHPjf/IMG-9534.jpg

Stay safe and be happy, everybody!

 

[oralaccents]

Pity bump

 

[Pookie]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/funny-game-of-thrones-memes-fb__700.jpg

 

[butters]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/funny-game-of-thrones-memes-fb__700.jpg

i was hoping for a moment like that yesterday, with the mangoes, but it didn't quite reach that pinnacle

 

[thør]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/60969683_2843738969183733_7440504754070880256_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQkwVxiMqN5dX1hX0ixifOySdM_5yiPk2VxwP8K1AeJHDxeEPdgNMSHuPWTTYhPMlWc&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=876a792f4666ef594085ff3031093c3e&oe=5D93B391

Hotel rooms might have just gone "on sale" in Peru.

 

[Que]

Oh and Luk, private messing me to ask for a fuck. Really? Has that ever worked?

Uh, well. . .

Who wants to field this one?

 

[oralaccents]

If he convinces Nitt to peg him, that would be an Olympic achievement amongst his chubby chasing chums, yes?

 

[butters]

come on, thunderstorms, i'm waiting for you to do your thing - don't let me down, now. at least frikkin' rain....

 

[butters]

chigger bites are something i could really do without
my fault, shoudda changed out of those clothes directly and showered. i know the drill

 

[oralaccents]

chigger bites are something i could really do without
my fault, shoudda changed out of those clothes directly and showered. i know the drill

Did you get running water there yet?

 

[pointless]

Great. Volkswagen is using Love to sell their shitty cars. That's just awesome.

 

[Luk]

Great. Volkswagen is using Love to sell their shitty cars. That's just awesome.

Who took over this account? Capital letters? Dafuq.

 

[RobDownSouth]

chigger bites are something i could really do without
my fault, shoudda changed out of those clothes directly and showered. i know the drill

I know you're living in the southern United States now, but you really should call them "chigro-Americans".

 

[Rightguide]

I know you're living in the southern United States now, but you really should call them "chigro-Americans".

Leave it to Rob to place a racial identity on even the smallest of creatures.

 

[oralaccents]

Oh, so that's why she washed.

 

[Que]

Who took over this account? Capital letters? Dafuq.

maybe he got tired of the imitating flattery from chino moreno.

 

[RobDownSouth]

https://i.imgur.com/7IwK1Vm.jpg

 

[Que]

https://i.imgur.com/7IwK1Vm.jpg

Thanks for the monitoring, stalker. Can you set a wake-up call tomorrow for about 11 am? I've got somewhere I got to be at 12:30. Kthxbai.

 

[Luk]

Uh, well. . .

Who wants to field this one?

No traction

 

[Que]

No traction

Truthiness.

She did not seem too interested in your approach. Maybe she was thinking of your treatment if the last one, and your bragging about how you "get the wimmins."

Better luck with the next one.