Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Gamine67]

Squirrelly extraterrestrial bipod has been trying to avoid me like I’m a bill collector.

 

[rlaflamme]

Squirrelly extraterrestrial bipod has been trying to avoid me like I’m a bill collector.

Dashes away from Martians and claims they are hiding.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Dashes away from Martians and claims they are hiding.

He's the Martian version of Typhoid Mary, exiled to Earth. Is he contagious to humans? He doesn't know and doesn't care.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He's the Martian version of Typhoid Mary, exiled to Earth. Is he contagious to humans? He doesn't know and doesn't care.

Secretly fantasizes about kidnapping Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and climbing up the side of the Empire State Building with her.

 

[JJonah]

His great-great-great aunt was the mistress of the brother of the guy who once worked at a deli with the third cousin (once removed) of J Robert Oppenheimer.

Cross my heart.

 

[DeckardNYC]

His great-great-great aunt was the mistress of the brother of the guy who once worked at a deli with the third cousin (once removed) of J Robert Oppenheimer.

Cross my heart.

His website says he invented the internet.

 

[VoraciousValue]

His website says he invented the internet.

Looked for Mr. Goodbar, a move most experts called ill-advised.

His great-great-great aunt was the mistress of the brother of the guy who once worked at a deli with the third cousin (once removed) of J Robert Oppenheimer.

Cross my heart.

Actually, my father claims to have met Robert Oppenheimer in New Mexico in the late 30's.

 

[JJonah]

Actually, my father claims to have met Robert Oppenheimer in New Mexico in the late 30's.

Thinks his father met a guy whose third cousin (once removed) once worked at a deli with a guy whose brother had an illicit trust or two (or eight) with his great-great-great-aunt.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Thinks his father met a guy whose third cousin (once removed) once worked at a deli with a guy whose brother had an illicit trust or two (or eight) with his great-great-great-aunt.

Thinks he saw Elvis taking a piss at an Interstate rest stop in Missouri.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Thinks he saw Elvis taking a piss at an Interstate rest stop in Missouri.

Makes giant mosaics out of dead bugs, sells them on ebay as ancient native art.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Makes giant mosaics out of dead bugs, sells them on ebay as ancient native art.

His dream vacation is a one-way ticket to Walla Walla, Washington.

 

[Gamine67]

His dream vacation is a one-way ticket to Walla Walla, Washington.

Confuses Walla Walla with Nano Nano and comdom use.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Confuses Walla Walla with Nano Nano and comdom use.

She was born with only 7 toes - six on one foot and one on the other. But it's worked well for her - she hasn't had to worry about those nasty pervs that have a foot fetish.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

She was born with only 7 toes - six on one foot and one on the other. But it's worked well for her - she hasn't had to worry about those nasty pervs that have a foot fetish.

Lobbied for a silly walk curriculum to be part of Common Core.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Lobbied for a silly walk curriculum to be part of Common Core.

Got a little too sexually aroused when she was watching the baseball game and the announcer said the batter had three balls on him.

 

[Gamine67]

Recruited as a tight end but failed the finger wave.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Recruited as a tight end but failed the finger wave.

Sells crotchless golf pants on Etsy

 

[DarkSimian]

Sells crotchless golf pants on Etsy

Puts out after "Hello"

 

[Sexybritches69]

Puts out after "Hello"

Writes love letters to Jane Goodall.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Writes love letters to Jane Goodall.

Masquerades as a man masquerading as a woman in lesbian chat rooms

 

[DarkSimian]

Writes love letters to Jane Goodall.

Maybe I should go to hell, but then I'm doing well, SB wants to see me after school

 

[jasonmason]

Writes love letters to Jane Goodall.

Actually never wears britches.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Writes love letters to Jane Goodall.

*My apologies to the 9:35 posts but I can't straighten that out*

Raises cocks fir fighting, even has her own cockpit in her back yard.

 

[DarkSimian]

*My apologies to the 9:35 posts but I can't straighten that out*

Raises cocks fir fighting, even has her own cockpit in her back yard.

Was arrested for cock fighting, had the biggest pecker in the ring

 

[DeckardNYC]

Was arrested for cock fighting, had the biggest pecker in the ring

Puts a ring around his fight cock, with a leash for the girls to walk him