Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Sweet_Lara]

Wears big rubber boots in the rain....

Wears big rubbers

 

[gentold]

Wears big rubbers

even her cum is sweet

 

[Sweet_Lara]

even her cum is sweet

Like Bigfoot, this guy is just a shadowy figure in the woods, rarely seen but talked about much

 

[gentold]

Like Bigfoot, this guy is just a shadowy figure in the woods, rarely seen but talked about much

her moans sound like a wind chime in windy march

 

[saintcero]

Like Bigfoot, this guy is just a shadowy figure in the woods, rarely seen but talked about much

Fiercely defends Disco music at every opportunity.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Fiercely defends Disco music at every opportunity.

Is stingy when it comes to sharing his ranch- flavored Doritos but will share the taco- flavored ones

 

[gentold]

Is stingy when it comes to sharing his ranch- flavored Doritos but will share the taco- flavored ones

prefers munchies to food

 

[Sweet_Lara]

prefers munchies to food

Eats the bark off trees and spits out 2 by 4s

 

[gentold]

Eats the bark off trees and spits out 2 by 4s

loves being cuddled by grizzlies

 

[Sweet_Lara]

loves being cuddled by grizzlies

Not the smartest guy but he's loved by his friends. They just snicker when he looks for the northern lights in the southern sky

 

[gentold]

Not the smartest guy but he's loved by his friends. They just snicker when he looks for the northern lights in the southern sky

Wears sheep skins on Christmas eve

 

[DeckardNYC]

Wears sheep skins on Christmas eve

LOVES the sheep! (wink wink)

 

[Sweet_Lara]

LOVES the sheep! (wink wink)

Baaa-humbug! He refuses to celebrate holidays but tells anyone who will listen that his birthday is coming up

 

[AbsintheFather]

Baaa-humbug! He refuses to celebrate holidays but tells anyone who will listen that his birthday is coming up

Debating whether to take down the Christmas tree this weekend, or leave it up for another week.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Debating whether to take down the Christmas tree this weekend, or leave it up for another week.

Really believes people used to walk uphill both ways.

 

[DarkSimian]

Really believes people used to walk uphill both ways.

Hosts his own conspiracy podcast, but is too paranoid to let anyone else listen to it

 

[DeckardNYC]

Hosts his own conspiracy podcast, but is too paranoid to let anyone else listen to it

Recently released from prison, and not supposed to be using the Internet.

 

[DarkSimian]

Recently released from prison, and not supposed to be using the Internet.

Thinks that although the Hatfields are assholes, the McCoys probably started it

 

[DeckardNYC]

Thinks that although the Hatfields are assholes, the McCoys probably started it

Thinks he's a vampire, and is afraid of daylight

 

[DarkSimian]

Thinks he's a vampire, and is afraid of daylight

Partially true

Holds his boombox against his junk, hoping they'll play Radiohead, and he'll get lucky

 

[Gamine67]

Partially true

Holds his boombox against his junk, hoping they'll play Radiohead, and he'll get lucky

Blames Occam's razor for his ingrown hairs.

 

[neakman]

Blames Occam's razor for his ingrown hairs.

one time thought her dog was GOD because she was reading the collar tag in the mirror.

 

[JJonah]

Is actually better at the Crazy Hand Jitterbug, but is too bashful to say so.

 

[alwaysaway]

Is actually better at the Crazy Hand Jitterbug, but is too bashful to say so.

Constantly on the look out for people about to sneeze, so he can cover their mouths for them.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Constantly on the look out for people about to sneeze, so he can cover their mouths for them.

She’s mean and she ignores all my messages.