Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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To me it really depends on how bad the hurt is.
If it's someone I've invested a lot of time are feelings into the recovery usually goes pissed off,loud angry metal music, flirting with everyone I come across spending time "deleting them" from my life.
Working myself up to the point where I'd rather have them gone to coming back. Angry tears and then I'm good I'll function normally.

At the end of the day they had their reasons for doing what they did and if it makes them good for them. I don't do forgiveness and friendship after I rather just have nothing then stay friends with someone who made me feel less than worth it.
 
A midday topic changer & a quick hitter

The Stones sang that you can't always get what you want. Why can't you?
Two question bonanza!

Hmm. Not sure I’m qualified to answer this one. I’m more of a *need* person that a *want* person. If my environment provides reasonable safety and security my actual wants are few.

Of course, if I do happen to want something I usually want it fiercely. In which case I give it my all. Why don’t I always get it?

Credit card limitations? :p

Or possibly some person more immovable that myself.

Which…just makes them rude.


Such a dark tone these questions are taking! I feel I’ve missed things. Who’s wanting and not getting? Whose struggling through breakups? Are the wolves now traveling in packs?
 
Bland?!? Fuck that It's a classy filter, dammit. That's why the colour scheme is a bit darker. I've returned, a little wiser. A little less bright (my avatar, not my wit). >

Oh.

Not bland. Filters. A wiser, sadder, more mature Pmann.

Gotcha.

I mean, for a minute there I was thinking it was a case of you not being able to find the old, superior version and just dashed this one off carelessly with the first random bit of pencil that came to hand.

:D

< What do you do when you find out you've been played or you just get your heart broken? >

I go into a decline and ponder the meaning of my existence. Mental tangents, too. Stuff like whether the sex of dragons is regulated by environmental sex determination.

You know, the usual.


What I really got out of that string of posts was KONMARI!

I love her. :heart:

I am an organized kind of creature, all on my own, but her folding method (with some KM folding hacks) = Genius. PURE GENIUS.

*swoon*

On top of which, she is just adorable!

Did I mention that I love her?

I love her. :p
 
Good morning, good morning. It's Friday, the absolutely best day ignore the week week (Saturday is my favorite day of the whole week but that's a different topic altogether). Will you coast into the weekend, sprint like hell, or go kicking and screaming?
 
She seems so sweet. Having been suckered in by her ways I do believe under that sweet exterior lies an evil torturer. That process was a fucking nightmare. Though, every storage space in my home now looks like a showroom. I just open random cupboards and stare in absolute bliss. 😍

There is no doubt in my mind that sweet, smiling exterior conceals a ruthless control freak.

But that cute little militant munchkin can fold!!! :cattail:

Might there be pics posted somewhere of the showroom cabinets? I hear bliss is a sharable commodity.
 
My weekend is starting early. This morning, in fact. I bounced out of bed with unusual verve.*

Consider that a, "Sprinting like hell."

:cool:

*Not a morning person. So not. It can be hazardous to your health to touch me or try to initiate conversation before I've been awake at least an hour. Hazardous. I may be a lightweight, but I'm fortified with Early Morning Evil.

And with that -

*zoooooooooooooooooooom*


Good morning, good morning. It's Friday, the absolutely best day ignore the week week (Saturday is my favorite day of the whole week but that's a different topic altogether). Will you coast into the weekend, sprint like hell, or go kicking and screaming?
 
Good morning, good morning. It's Friday, the absolutely best day ignore the week week (Saturday is my favorite day of the whole week but that's a different topic altogether). Will you coast into the weekend, sprint like hell, or go kicking and screaming?

Friday’s are great. Filthy Friday’s are incredible and preferred.
I coasted in nicely with wet panties and flushed cheeks.
 
Friday’s are great. Filthy Friday’s are incredible and preferred.
I coasted in nicely with wet panties and flushed cheeks.

Perfect. :devil:

There's a Friday evening tradition in my house of an early glass of wine, followed by a filthy session of lewd abandon, followed by dinner and more wine. It's usually referred to as 'wine-sex-wine'. It started as a good way of winding down after the working week, and coasting into the weekend on a tide of orgasms. Even though I've just retired, it's still going to be a thing, though, oh yes :devil:
 
Perfect. :devil:

There's a Friday evening tradition in my house of an early glass of wine, followed by a filthy session of lewd abandon, followed by dinner and more wine. It's usually referred to as 'wine-sex-wine'. It started as a good way of winding down after the working week, and coasting into the weekend on a tide of orgasms. Even though I've just retired, it's still going to be a thing, though, oh yes :devil:

As it should. I think it could be expanded to ___-sex-____ to allow ultimate flexibility
 
EN sightings!!!! Hooray!!!

So happy to see you posting here. :D

Suuuuuz! It feels so alien and discombobulating to post after a long absence. One neither feels here nor there, and it always seems like half the people you know have vacated the premises. Very fish out of water.

Nice to know someone is happy to see me. :D

* * *

This whole filthy/sex/Friday turn the conversation has taken does not compute.

I am an angel.

Practically nun-like, in fact.

(Why is there no halo emoji?)


Errr…I'm also finding numeniusa's upside down cleavage a little discombobulating. Perhaps I'm just discombobulated in general?

Something to thing about….
 
Suuuuuz! It feels so alien and discombobulating to post after a long absence. One neither feels here nor there, and it always seems like half the people you know have vacated the premises. Very fish out of water.

Nice to know someone is happy to see me. :D

* * *
Errr…I'm also finding numeniusa's upside down cleavage a little discombobulating.

Always, always happy to see you around here. :)

And maybe you should just contemplate motorboating her cleavage. That works for me. ;)
 
Sunday night marks the end of another weekend. The weekend a tarts with promise, It's either met or not, and then soon enough, it draws to a close leaving us longing for "one more day". How would your one more day differ than the previous two, would it be no change, an incremental gain, or would you blow the lid off of things?
 
I've got a question for today. Not very deep, but it's been on my mind.

What the hell is this trend of these monster eyebrows girls are doing now? They look like fucking caterpillars above their eyes? WHY WHY WHY?!? I saw this really pretty girl yesterday who looked like she had Tom Selleck above her eyes. And that shit was penciled in to be perfectly square.

So the question is, what makes a girl want to put a big, burly mustache above her eyes?
 
Questioning my pants is like questioning my ability to judge titties- I have the finest taste in both.

I looked up that Cara girl. Fuck those eyebrows. They could use a weed whacker to take care of them. Gross.
 
Sunday night marks the end of another weekend. The weekend a tarts with promise, It's either met or not, and then soon enough, it draws to a close leaving us longing for "one more day". How would your one more day differ than the previous two, would it be no change, an incremental gain, or would you blow the lid off of things?

Meh. My *end* of weekend was on the disappointing side. No wish to extend. Leaving it behind and starting afresh this week suits me just fine! :cattail:
 
< Cara Delevingne.

*googles*

*I will google some people's references. :D

……………..

Holy Cats! :eek:

My eyebrows could have babies.

And those babies could have babies.

And those babies could have babies.

And I would still not reach those giddy heights of what - apparently - is the new eyebrow royalty.


Lacking in miles. Lacking in eyebrows. This week better pick up. All I'm saying.
 
Goes back to Litiquette User Guide, yep, right there on page 5, no topic posts related to fashion or beauty trends allowed. I mean, hell, ya can't start commenting on everyone's style choices or this will devolve rapidly. And I see its already starting....
 
My 14 year old niece spends HOURS watching eyebrow grooming/makeup videos and spends so much time obsessing about the shape of hers. She doesn't wear makeup except for eyebrow related stuff. It is odd.

I'm just glad the overtweezing/non-existent eyebrow trend is over. That freaks me out more than the strong brow trend.
 
My 14 year old niece spends HOURS watching eyebrow grooming/makeup videos and spends so much time obsessing about the shape of hers. She doesn't wear makeup except for eyebrow related stuff. It is odd.

I'm just glad the overtweezing/non-existent eyebrow trend is over. That freaks me out more than the strong brow trend.

Yes, that looked odd. Though I sported it myself one time after a mishap with a brush fire. It’s really odd feeling when your eyebrows and eyelashes are basically not there.
 
My 14 year old niece spends HOURS watching eyebrow grooming/makeup videos and spends so much time obsessing about the shape of hers. She doesn't wear makeup except for eyebrow related stuff. It is odd.

I'm just glad the overtweezing/non-existent eyebrow trend is over. That freaks me out more than the strong brow trend.

Have you watched those makeup videos on Instagram? OMFG, they’re like an entirely different person. Ewww. That’s a lot of makeup there.
I wonder what their BF/husbands think when they come bed.
Maybe that’s how butterface came to be.
 
Goes back to Litiquette User Guide, yep, right there on page 5, no topic posts related to fashion or beauty trends allowed. I mean, hell, ya can't start commenting on everyone's style choices or this will devolve rapidly. And I see its already starting....

Whoopsie. I just violated p5 there. Can I pick my own punishment, pleeease?! Promise it will be mutually rewarding. 😉
 
Whoopsie. I just violated p5 there. Can I pick my own punishment, pleeease?! Promise it will be mutually rewarding. 😉

I do believe this constitutes an attempt to bribe the OP!

*waits for forthcoming citation*




*waits*

*waits*


*nods off*

:p
 
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