rob's swollen balls
- Thread starter neci
- Start date
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2004
- Posts
- 14,583
I'm here for the balls.
Ann_Tagonist
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2018
- Posts
- 7,499
Include all his alts and that's a lot of balls. ... . & vaginas. 
RobDownSouth
No Kings
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2002
- Posts
- 77,929
LOL I wish I HAD taken a picture of my swollen post-surgery nutsack, I'd certainly share it with you (after I obtained a signed waiver of liability from each of you....yeah, it'd scar you for life that much!)
In any event, it puts a smile on my face to wake up to my very own vanity thread. I thank you all.
-RobBigBallsDownSouth
In any event, it puts a smile on my face to wake up to my very own vanity thread. I thank you all.
-RobBigBallsDownSouth
lovetoread
hello daddy
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2001
- Posts
- 42,978
current ball situation is an acceptable replacement
RobDownSouth
No Kings
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2002
- Posts
- 77,929
Awwww....Laurel just denied my name change request to "FormerlyBigBallsDownSouth"....she said it'd stretch the screen too much.
I tried.
I tried.
SpeareChucker
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2017
- Posts
- 24,614
It comes as no surprise to find Luk chasing Bob's balls...
Luk
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 11, 2007
- Posts
- 32,404
It comes as no surprise to find Luk chasing Bob's balls...
Up until this post, you've had as many posts as me in this thread. It's like Luk's superpower is to make dumb racists even dumber.
nowisthetime
The Time Is Now!
- Joined
- Jun 20, 2014
- Posts
- 11,853
It comes as no surprise to find Luk chasing Bob's balls...
You and Kenneth chase Rob's and Luk's balls all the time.
RobDownSouth
No Kings
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2002
- Posts
- 77,929
Kinda sad that the top four posters fixated on my balls are all men
1. Vetteman
2. Que
3. AJ
4 KarenKraft
Rightguide
Prof Triggernometry
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2017
- Posts
- 67,792
As a fervent Democrat he gets his balls kicked in quite often. No wonder they're swollen and dysfunctional.
IrezumiKiss
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2007
- Posts
- 74,229
RobDownSouth
No Kings
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2002
- Posts
- 77,929
As bad as my balls were, back when they were swollen, the post-swelling balls were even worse: after all the occult blood drained, my ballsack skin was still so stretched it felt like I had two golf balls swinging inside a empty plastic sandwich baggie running halfway down the inside of my thighs.
that combination of shrinkage and droopage has not been seen on the GB since GiaCat stopped breastfeeding her latest kid.
Thankfully, my junk has "tightened up" over the past year.
TontoedRanger
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 8, 2019
- Posts
- 1,168
It comes as no surprise to find Luk chasing Bob's balls...
There's more to Luke that meets the eye. Perhaps this link to questionable character who posts here could resolve some batshitcrazy stuff:
https://www.pornhub.com/gay/video/search?search=luk+atmydik&correction=false
Sources tell me it is a trusted link.
Kantarii
I'm Not A Bitch!
- Joined
- May 9, 2016
- Posts
- 9,360
Says the guy following me around like a pussy whipped dog trying to sniff my panties.
https://youtu.be/Y-RTlnf2FSk
Kant
Last edited:
TontoedRanger
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 8, 2019
- Posts
- 1,168
Which reminds me. I'm calling my healthcare provider to inquire on a separate policy for my balls. Gotta protect the family jewels.
Anne Margaret did that for her legs, why not my balls?
- Joined
- Apr 29, 2015
- Posts
- 19,247
No photo and a single AC/DC reference yet. Sad.
TontoedRanger
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 8, 2019
- Posts
- 1,168
Now I'm thinking of a South Park show about balls. Weird.
Ann_Tagonist
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2018
- Posts
- 7,499
Hydrocele.
RobDownSouth
No Kings
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2002
- Posts
- 77,929
Yep. That's what the doctor called it. I just wish someone would have informed me about this particular side effect prior to surgery.
The worst part was there's no way to aspirate the fluid, it has to work against gravity and be absorbed into the body above it. Took something like 3 weeks to empty.
Wasn't particularly painful, uncomfortable yes, and you had to wear very loose fitting clothes.
TontoedRanger
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 8, 2019
- Posts
- 1,168
I keep Benadryl and BC Powders handy for such situations as this.
Similar threads
