The I want to get off Matchmaking thread

[hotoldrguy]

So here we go. There are always discussions on other threads about people being bugged by those that just want to use them to get off.

Here is a thread for all those folks and for anyone having a super horney moment.

Just post and let people know exactly what you need to :"get off" and watch those PM's come flooding into your inbox!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

hmmm...nobody on LIT wants to "get off"? Who would have guessed that

 

[dashie33]

I want to talk to an intelligent lady about quantum physics.

Must have massive boobs, though.

 

[done_got_old]

I want to talk to an intelligent lady about quantum physics.

Must have massive boobs, though.

I'm certified to teach physics, have massive boobs, but I'm not interested in helping anyone "get off". I guess I'm just a party pooper.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I thought this was a thread about unsubscribing to Matchmaking services.

Damned Grinder keeps charging me.

 

[dashie33]

I'm certified to teach physics, have massive boobs, but I'm not interested in helping anyone "get off". I guess I'm just a part pooper.

I thought you were a whole pooper.

Oh, wait, this isn't the pun thread ...

 

[AlwaysFara]

I want to talk to an intelligent lady about quantum physics.

Must have massive boobs, though.

Intelligent... check.
Massive boobs...check.
Physics? Nopenopenopenopenope.

 

[DarkSimian]

I want to talk to an intelligent lady about quantum physics.

Must have massive boobs, though.

I support this comment

Intelligent... check.
Massive boobs...check.
Physics? Nopenopenopenopenope.

Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.....*cue music*

 

[done_got_old]

I thought you were a whole pooper.

Oh, wait, this isn't the pun thread ...

I lost the 'y'. LOL, so you're correct.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I want to talk to an intelligent lady about quantum physics.

Must have massive boobs, though.

But wouldn't Quantum Physics imply that you can locate them or weigh them, but not both?

Must do research...Need a test subject, as described above

 

[DarkSimian]

But wouldn't Quantum Physics imply that you can locate them or weigh them, but not both?

Must do research...Need a test subject, as described above

Fara's boobs are massive enough to have their own gravitational field.....

 

[hotoldrguy]

Fara's boobs are massive enough to have their own gravitational field.....

Indeed I find myself irresistibly attracted to them

 

[AlwaysFara]

Fara's boobs are massive enough to have their own gravitational field.....

Indeed I find myself irresistibly attracted to them

Fellas...fellas..you’re giving me a swelled head.

 

[Apisto42]

Fellas...fellas..you’re giving me a swelled head.

Maybe then your boobs will be relative to your head.

 

[done_got_old]

Fellas...fellas..you’re giving me a swelled head.

As if you haven't given them one.

 

[AlwaysFara]

As if you haven't given them one.

*spittake*

 

[hotoldrguy]

As if you haven't given them one.

BAHAHA!!!!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Fellas...fellas..you’re giving me a swelled head.

Um, uh, ah, oh,

Nope, speechless.

I know: in the name of Science,

I dunno, I keep thinking of massive boobs...

 

[PNWKitten]

I keep reading the name of this thread wrong.....

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I keep reading the name of this thread wrong.....

As did I...

 

[DeckardNYC]

I keep reading the name of this thread wrong.....

As did I: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ShvQ2fhKM

 

[hotoldrguy]

OK I want to get off. Here is what I need from a partner. Large round candle, airplane line and a key (any metal key will do...oh yeah...and a kite.

You must be proficient in flaming ass play and electricity

 

[SassySheDevil]

In for the sausage fest

 

[hotoldrguy]

In for the sausage fest

Anything particular you would like on your sausage?