dashie33
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Doesn't actually like Blade Runner.
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Doesn't actually like Blade Runner.
DeckardNYC
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She's actually a nudist, doesn't dress at all.
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Her real name is Wilbur
Sweet_Lara
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He won't admit it but he never dreams about showing up naked at school or not going to class until the end of the school year. He will pretend he has those dreams when all the cool kids start sharing their sleep stories of exposed dicks and bare boobies.
KamaKamaSutra
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Has been featured topless in many magazine stories. She always get caught in the background of National Geographic shots as she travels the world.
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He is a walking calamity waiting to happen. Walks around wrapped up in bubble wrap.
KamaKamaSutra
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Has developed a fetish for bubble wrap, she likes to step on it with her high heels.
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Has a pet dragon he exclusively uses to toast his bread
KamaKamaSutra
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Has insider knowledge of my household and has made me question my security protocols.
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(I only come to pet the dragon
) Has seven virgin's stored in his basement for rainy day entertainment
KamaKamaSutra
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Was a virgin till earned her freedom, but misses the dragon 
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Was a virgin till earned her freedom, but misses the dragon
He's as tall as an Oompa Loompa and dresses like a 70s pimp.
DarkSimian
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Only dates Asian men (size isn't everything)
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Found that Barbie hair works great for his fake beard and chest hair.
DarkSimian
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Combs the hair on his ass over the bald spot on his balls...
PapaRomantic
Writing away...
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Bought a car with a manual transmission so he could stoke the shifter as he drove, pretending it was a penis.
DarkSimian
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Puts his penis in a pizza box, trying to get women to take his "extra sausage"
KamaKamaSutra
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Is similar to a gremlin because she transforms when you get her wet...
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Ran with the bulls -- but he started BEHIND the bulls.
PapaRomantic
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Can hardly wait for tasteless coffee to be invented, so he can drink coffee and be cool like everyone else without wincing with each sip.
neakman
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is thinking about transitioning to a MamaRomantic
KamaKamaSutra
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Likes to leave some mystery so on dates wears a single piece of clothing. A small hood over his face.
KamaKamaSutra
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Keeps a secret stash of diamonds in her back yard to pay off enterprising hit men after her for her past life.
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Once ate a half a box of girl scout cookies, then returned it claiming it was half empty when he opened it.
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Has a sexdoll named Fuckie Mcfuckers
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